ItsCaptain0bvious

295449 pts ยท April 16, 2012


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At this stage I'm wondering if pedophilia is a prerequisite to being Republican

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For a brief time 11 years ago, there was "Jose for scale"

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Oh gnaw he didn't!

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Dan Docimo

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"The design is very humane"

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Don't be silly, Bollywood Harry Potter can't hurt you...

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Science is amazing

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Wine in a can

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The staredown

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The first Neuralink recipient

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I'm so Asian, my pronouns are "He...

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Cakeday the 13th - a facehugger Jesus dump

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Instagran

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When it's getting hot outside and I need to rearrange my infinity stones

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Father of 3 going through a divorce, but it's my cake day, so here's a cute puppy with a pinecone in its mouth

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I just rewatched Sin City after 18 years and who did I spot?

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There's no time to explain

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Who you gonna call?

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Since you guys covered most of the classics

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Bullet from WW1 (?) found lodged into french oak

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Visionary CEO's comments from 2020 that aged nicely

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In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you

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"Serves 4"

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A young Ricky Gervais

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I hope the PETA witch hunt does not make us forget about the real monsters

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:sad:

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"You're breaking up with Sam? Omg, why? What happened?"

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Just a couple of my favourite burns

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What's the exact opposite of "resisting arrest"?

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Supercars' key fobs

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PayPal asks dead person to "read carefully"

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Maybe if we looked at sharks upside down, they would be as terrifying!

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The ride home though

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Dublin's (Ireland) current rental market situation

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Remember, Bob: thermometer on the face, alcohol sanitizer on the hands. Got it?

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Shut up and take my money!

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Quick one, Usersub: how do I upload a 2 minute video?

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When you can't find the gas cap in your brand new Tesla

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THT

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"Dr" Stella Immanuel's archived website

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Think fast

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Today I turned 6 (in Imgur years), so here are some of my first favourites

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Traditional Italian wedding

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When everyone says "zoomies" and you heard "moosies" instead

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Here you go, buddy, I'm in a rush

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Can't wait!

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Who's next?

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Hero stops robbery in progress

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"I need a summary of 2020 so far, in a GIF"

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It's my cake day, so here's the amazing camera shot through the bathroom mirror, from Contact (1997)

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When the new Imgur layout uses half your profile page just for the header/username

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MRW Mark Zuckerberg spent two days telling us that he respects our privacy

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MRW someone who joined imgur less than 24 hours ago has 27 posts in the front page

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Build photos coming soon

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When your Guardian Angel is an essential worker

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A year ago, MN Police racially profiled and handcuffed a black FBI agent who was having a smoke... mistakes were made

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Onions...

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Cake day: I just turned 8 in Imgur years, so here's a collection of 8 GIFs that got me to the FP

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