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Source: http://youtu.be/9KSDnE5_Jsw
Nov 11, 2015 12:40 AM
BordDeLac
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4716
244
Source: http://youtu.be/9KSDnE5_Jsw
SilentMic
No, it's a twelve-year-old, they very clearly said they have a dick
brokenturtle
Did she just show us a drawing of her privates
RydWolf
Oh! This is the same person with the American mega-dildo in Risk!
moop2000
HAWP!
Pikkupanda
The silence that followed me speaking on an online CoD: MWII game was priceless. It was like their Mom had gotten on the comm.
dangerkitty
Did you run around shouting "Clean your room!" and stuff whenever you killed them?
Pikkupanda
Oh, I wish I had thought of it! But the kids shit-talking sure did quiet down. :)
MacroManJr
To be frank, in-game chat in most games aren't even useful. You try to call tactics, and everyone starts bickering. In Spanish.
CatrionaShadowleaf
*Portuguese
ChuckKarma
KittenAddiction
Yeah pretty much this. My favorite thing to say is "don't make me step son zone you boy, I'll marry your dad so fast, be your mommy"
QuietGiant
He'll never make it to prom.
uristmcstouthorn
That disclaimer they slapped on the video made me laugh more than I should have.
seeamon
Make a joke about violence; everyone laughs. Make a joke about boys having penis and girls having vagina; APOLOGIZE. It's a fucking joke...
BladeRIP
Agreed. Ridiculous they felt they had to apologise for that.
afterdinneromelets
The disclaimer was funny. The hateful comments they got over a stupid joke were really not. I get how it was offensive, but jeez.
Graham3435
Too bad her brother ruined that show.
WrongfullyOffended
She is voice of Tiny Tina from Borderlands 2, by the way.
YsgramorsBeard
Aaand she voiced Cassie Cage in the newest Mortal Kombat game.
SnesC
Also Sasha in the English dub of Attack on Titan.
skizzit
I recently found out she voiced Chloe in Life is Strange as well.
ThatDarnBandit
I am in awe would have never guessed that
RomeoSniper
Her brother is also a writer for borderlands 2
spengler
You mean Memelands?
ChloePrice
And she voiced me on Life Is Strange.
WizardMcMagic
While we're at it, Ayla from Awesomenauts.
itsAone
THE.WHOLE.VIDEO. Oh my god its perfect
Jduvy
Wow that series is actually pretty funn. Nice
UnemployedReceptionist
Only upvoted first. Watched the vid. Favourite now.
Ginnjosh
Would you kindry?
HeroThatWasNeeded
What's this show?
fishfinder401
I need to know too
Bigperk
e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fIoBseLis
skizzit
Youtube series called Hey Ash Whatcha Playin
Bigperk
hawp
bluechipmunk
He's never going to get to the prom.
Cheomesh
*grill. And no, it's not. There are no grills on the internet.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
G. I. R. L. Guy In Real Life
EdgelordPrime
EscapedLewdist
He's never gonna get there....he'll never be pretty enough.
WhatRaySay
hadn't seen this, checked out the source, HAWP, and now I'm definitely a fan - everyone check out the videos they're hilarious +1
CupcakeSocial
I sound like a 14 yr old boy just moving out of puberty. (i.e.) a sultry Latino woman with a touch of squeaks when startled or excited
dangerkitty
Heh. We had a friend that sounded like that and would claim to be a 12-year old. So we would just go with it whenever randoms chimed in.
JohnVega
I will always upvot HAWP
Beardgoesalltheway
Hey Ash, whatcha playing?
TheMusicBandit
Cawl of doody
ShadowStorm197498
Who is this?
UsChickens
Shadow Compwex.
1metalnation
Minecwaft
Chelssayye
High 5 it. Be like, Waddup Creeps
tallforahobbit
Can't get over that she voices Tiny Tina and that her brother wrote her character, haha.
UsChickens
Yeah, totally crazy that two games industry writer/performers would write and perform in the games industry. You dunce.
tallforahobbit
You're unpleasant
UsChickens
And you're a fuckin idiot.
tallforahobbit
k
dangerkitty
Both of whom are now working on a small indie game; I can look it up if you wish.
DeanSledgehammer
I wish you do.
dangerkitty
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1659894998/failsafe
DeanSledgehammer
Cheers! Looks good.
dangerkitty
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1659894998/failsafe
lemonwaterice
Ashly Burch AND Dante Bosco? WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?
dangerkitty
I DON'T KNOW. ALSO, WHY ARE WE YELLING? I LIKE YELLING.
BrumpoTungus
RU FI OOOOoooo
Venerus
I wish this game looked better. I happily backed because I find the Burch sibs irresistible.
BrumpoTungus
What would you do to be the ham in that sandwich?
Ginnjosh
I'm going to poop in your bed! Enjoy the poop!
TheMusicBandit
Ash what no, don't poop in my bed
Elena82
The dudes always mistaken me for a 12 year old. It's not my fault I'm 25 and like to bitch at the opposite sex.
dangerkitty
You should do your best 12-year old imitation and shout about sleeping with their moms and stuff.
Elena82
That will make for an interesting convo
dangerkitty
Psychological warfare is half the battle. :)
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas!
boywiththehappypenis
You've come so far, someone must be proud of you!
Devtro
Vagina, vagina. E=MC vagina.
Devtro
Vagina, vagina. E=MC vagina.
captnquint
I mean, ususally yeah, but not always
BTheta
Wut
totallyrealname
As a trans-attack-helicopter-kin with mayofluid leanings, your statement triggers me.
DrFunkenstein1
Thanks for de tip.
Devtro
Vagina, vagina. E=MC vagina.
bregma
That's very cis-heteronormative of you.
LordKrondor9000
/s(?)
OccasionalManatee
Today in tone failure: Either missed the funny sarcasm mark or presented the complaint wrong.
boywiththehappypenis
Wrong place buddy.
slurpnutcuz
I like the little emphasis lines around the vagina, BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY SLIT
MyUsernameIsBlank
I feel like those might have been pubes
ChrisDaPatriot
No, the vagina is a paramoecium.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
I think guys are suspicious of women playing video games because they have boobs and a vagina they could play with instead.
shardsoglass
CALM DOWN PEOPLE, it's a joke.
MirandaTheShinigami
I don't understand why guys play videogames when they have their dicks to play with!
hugjob
that literally makes no sense, there's nothing more useless than female genitals, when i think of all the random crap i could jizz on
MacroManJr
Plus, vulvas are pretty much just a one-way street. My dick, on the other hand, can go in a pussy. In the fridge. Or just the other hand.
kittybingo
I suspect you haven't encountered too many vulvas, friend. And for that, I am deeply sorry.
MacroManJr
A sense of humor. Grow one. Oh, and no need to feel so concerned about my penis' life--I'm no stranger to playing, well, "kitty bingo." ;)
lediscospider
the fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready
ultrapwnd
Men can play with their dongs too
lemiguess
https://i.imgflip.com/t0z0w.jpg
valen00
Not for as long
zhukoz
There's porn you haven't watched then lol
valen00
Women can have lots of orgasms, men get one 2 if you are really motivated
LukkaPucca
Or a honey teenager... man I remember those summer days
zhukoz
Not all women, a common misconception
Xenarion
In this case I'd be suspicious mainly because she said "suck my dick" and girls, by definition, don't have dicks.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
In that context it's an expression, not a directive.
bellaluna
That would be like playing Golden Eye on the N64 for the rest of your life. You can play with DK and paintball mode, but it gets boring.
AdditionalPants
TIL I need to blow on the slot and put it back in
HD2composer
UH60Mechanic
It never gets boring when I use OddJob, huehuehue
WizardMcMagic
As someone who has never touched GoldenEye 64, and is too lazy to look it up, why exactly was OddJob so good?
DatDarthCaedus
I think it's because he's shorter than the other characters, so a smaller target?
UH60Mechanic
Impossible to hit, lol
Sarcasologist
The game's targeting reticule defaulted to head-level for everyone else, but well above OddJob's head. You had to manually aim down to hit/1
Sarcasologist
him, whereas every other character you didnt have to. It made him MUCH harder to aim at, and is pretty commonly known as a dick move to use
stevenwonder
how dare you compare vaginas to the holy cartridge
bellaluna
I've seen men pretty much treat them the same, so what's the big deal?
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
Smart men take great care of their toys, that way you get more fun out of them down the line.
bellaluna
From your lips... *fingers crossed*
shadowaquilax
To be fair, twelve year olds sound like girls over comms. Just saying.
Lonewolf2200
I girl yelled at me for calling her a 12 year old boy and boy was she mad. Lol
Awsum4sum
My mates and I have a game on CS where we make bets on whether the person talking is a chick or is young
Shinotsa
Yup. Had one pose as someone's girlfriend on xbox live to get better halo clan status back in the day
stevefreddie73
Yup
ItsCaptain0bvious
Is this the excuse that you used in court?
CoinsareBinaryDice
Whatever you say, Jared.
CrownedHeadJohn
Until puberty hits
Zixtank
Plot twist: all 12 year old boys playing COD are actually really immature middleaged women.
slyfox001
As an immature half middle aged woman who plays HALO and CoD, I can confirm we are indeed mistaken as 12 year old boys.
heinleinfan
I'm a 38 year old woman, and I sound like a 12 year old over skype, curse, vent, etc.
alexsteener
yup, story of my entire existence on COD
Metalgearslade
You sound like you've been burned before. Don't worry Man, I bet there's a twelve year old out there just dying to be groomed by you!
GRiMGRiZ
... what?
javamancer
I was a guild leader in an MMO a few years ago. My guildies would convince recruits that I was a 13yo boy. I'm a late 30's female.
Jerenemy
^The joke^ In case anyone else was wondering.
KidShenck
I thought the joke was that she couldn't tell whether she was a boy or a girl without a cheatsheet.
Jerenemy
That was also the joke... and that she had to check if she had a penis or vagina... and that 12 yr old boys sound like girls.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
A lot of them use voice effexts
littlegoblin
and they act like little cunts
jellibean
Haha yeah, I remember seeing someone's Steam name saying specifically that they weren't a girl because of twelvie voice.
GoogleFucker
Can confirm. Played Destiny with an 11 year old one day and had to stop so I could go to work. Kid was baffled. Thought I was his age
rocket5513
I've played Destiny for so long this pre pubescent kid I play with had his voice crack
sstein14
I stopped playing with squeakers on destiny, they are the absolute worst, especially the British kids in my experience
SouthernFriedGeorgian
I once played COD against a 10 year old, he kicked my ass
Yorowozordhorry
I feel like COD is like 90% reflexes and 10% playing the game an unhealthy amount. It never surprises me when young kids do well in it.
SouthernFriedGeorgian
Yeah definitely, this was back in like 07, I stopped playing it because it got ridiculous and I was pretty bad
Yorowozordhorry
Yeah, 4 and WOW were good but they kept upping the speed to the point where you didn't even have to be strategic anymore. 2MLG4ME
GodzillaHarddiskson
Funny, that's the reason I stopped playing HL:CS 14 effing years ago. Gets weirder every year, as it seems
LordMelvinstar
Ugh. I also had a ~12 year old in a fireteam once and he would not shut up. Didn't help that his mic sounded like it was wrapped in tin foil
Crazy49er
Many MMO wars have been fought over calling pre-pubescent boys "girls" over voice com programs. Generally good practice to assume male
Emangelo
No let them fight. Fan the flames of war, start campaigns among guilds, and ignite the vendettas of gamers! MWHAHAHA!
SgtLuftwaffles
Calm down there Satan
LemmiWinks1987
had to comment. Kicked from my guild for calling the leaders brother a girl on voice chat. that lead me to quitting wow. blessing n disguise
impostersquall
i assume all people are male online until said otherwise
MarekS
Rules of the Internet ยง16
Sadpandathesad
+1 for knowing the rules of the internet
DrVVhom
Stopped using a mic when I play games because boys were so creepy
DanAndArinGrump
Well I mean when a girl plays video games it's kind of really really hot
TheInvisiblePinkUnicorn
I stopped using a mic on games when i realized 99% of people are fuckwits, i used that mic for a whole 10 seconds
SilentHowling
Still we're progressing its just slow. Keep fighting the good fight.
GalacticPancakes
I'd like to apologize on behalf on my gender.
YouMightGetIdeas
Even when I was a horny virgin, I didn't understand what my peers expected by harrassing girls online.
ItSoundsLikeALotOfHoopla
Same. Rarely talk in multiplayer. Tend to find groups who think I dont know what Im doing or ask me to put my bf on so he can do it for me.
Bigperk
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215499488_8pSZr/0/1050x10000/215499488_8pSZr-1050x10000.jpg
LinkBot
aselfdefeatingattitude
A friend of mine plays CS with me and it's either creepy or hateful. There's no in between.
Copperbrat
Can confirm.
SeaChell
Preach
lKreiger
I disliked when a girl would join a game. Not because I didn't like women, but because everyone would lose their minds.
pizzaparty
As a girl who plays video games, trust me, many of us hate it too. We're human fucking beings, not sideshow attractions.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
I think it's the jealousy that you're fucking beings and they're not.
FrostFox22
If it was more common it really wouldn't be an issue and isn't even an issue in certain communities.
Wibblywobblytime
it's a vicious cycle. guys are to blame, which stems from rejection from women, back into guys being a dick because of women. over and over
MacroManJr
Sorry, but boobs and significantly-nicers butts DO sorta make yeah an attraction. But yeah, you're human. ...SEXY humans! :D
GRiMGRiZ
are you one of the 12 yr old boys this post is talking about?
MacroManJr
No. I was using deliberately-inappropriate flippant sexist humor there. But you know, the PC society 'round here can't take any such joke.
phoenix33
That's why I'm thankful that I sound like a teenage boy.
SilentHowling
Don't. The reason the chats are so toxic is because girls opt out of it. If more girls just play anyway it will become more normal.
Copperbrat
It's even funnier when you're getting yelled at for being a complete fail so you apologize (in your girl voice). Suddenly 1/2
Copperbrat
the whole channel starts PMing you how they're on your side - including the leader who just called you a fucking idiot. *eyeroll* 2/2
jellibean
I'm actually kind of surprised to hear this sometimes. In most of the servers I go in, guys treat girls normally.
Xist3nce
Some people don't give a fuck, IE anyone who is somewhat good at life.
BillyHoWCR
Well if you wouldn't moan while you are playing one handed we might not be as creepy? ;)
lalorola
Lol this is funny why is this being downed. +1
ImSorryFriend
Way to be the meta-creep.
GreetTheReaper
Same here P.S. I am a guy...
JakeUrben
You don't play CS do you?
ZombieEinstein
I stopped using a mic because no one actually listens in most games, and people are assholes.
srsfaceI8C
Yeah, it's the internet in a nutshell. I guarantee some people have crept through your comments purely on mention you're female.
srazdokunebil
There's a female in here?! ALARM! ALARM! *AHOOGAH* *AHOOGAH* /creeping BordDuLac's profile
55Spyder
as a guy who actually has gamer sisters that share all their funny and creepy moments gaming online with him, can confirm.
WhatRaySay
talking with people in an anonymous setting is one of the quickest ways to lose your faith in humanity
TheWayADrillWorks
Or regain it. People are weird,
Gink0
I remember being the shit talking middle schooler. Halo 2, Conker Reloaded, Battlefront 2, Counter Strike... Man, I fucked a lotta guys moms
yuurg
like imgur, for example
arcspace
That actually bothers me because a lot of multiplayer games require communication to win. You could be a duck but I still need communication
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
I used to say "I have headphones, no mic" and people usually accepted it because I did what I was told. In guild I would talk
insanitypurge
"Get out of the fire Karl!"...."quack"...."damnit Karl!"
DrVVhom
yeah it sucks, if a game relies on multiplayer communication I'll really only play online with friends.
arcspace
I mostly play with friends anyway so that isnt a problem for me. But yeah i know how you feel. My ex had to deal with it when we played.
NiceTimeIsland
Thats a damn shame. Cant you just mute the nasty ones?
HailHailFreedonia
No
WhoTheFuckisGavin
We just play using skype or teamspeak.