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IKEA sealed Sweden‘s fate two years ago. Congrats, lads.
#worldcup #current_events #itscominghome
Jul 7, 2018 4:02 PM
damnyouretall
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IKEA sealed Sweden‘s fate two years ago. Congrats, lads.
#worldcup #current_events #itscominghome
FerrousBuehler
Wife: Are you done putting the swedish desk set together dear? Husband: Bitch ikea. And a company was born
modalnode
it's coming home
Pardyfella
It’s coming home.
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
User error
gallinaceous
L1GA
It’s coming home!
SaintWanderlust
Any kid who followed LEGO instructions can build IKEA as an adult. All pics, step by step, no words. Get a 9 yr old to help with your lamp.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
pjdonkey
Imjustanotherbrickinthewall
Maybe you're just stupid if it takes you 4 hours to assemble a lamp
dansimmonds
Not real, though brilliant...
vapinganxiety
#englandisgoinghomesooner
fisklukt
Have meatball and chill!
Jineapple
Unfortunately fake: https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/no-harry-maguire-didnt-declare-a-revenge-mission-against-sweden-in-2016-188472
HesGotTwoFirstNames
Ca1yps0
Splodgey
yea well explain this, OP, you phony fuck
MechaNinja
IKEA sealed Sweden's what!?
MadKraken
Fate
CurlySwede
Öde.
soapydux
Desk lamp
Slayer1am
Husband to insufficient tools, father to technical drawing illiteracy.
MattyPatty01
freezingpilot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE <- Turn on captions for extra hilarity.
goodjobmyfellowman
You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.
tramadoc
God, I miss cocaine.
ourari
This says more about him than it does about Ikea.
kubi
It's like he never got to play with Lego as a kid.
91nr
like he can make a joke which will be lost on dumb asses like you?
Bigcurly2000
It says that he follows through on his word?
inyourheadunderyourskin
Only fools praise foolishness
ourari
Sure, but also that he has a hard time following instructions designed for simpletons.
DadOfBatman
He didn’t - it was a joke by another person on Twitter. Not a real tweet.
ourari
Thanks for telling me.
DadOfBatman
No worries
notsostealthyninja
Psst.... It's coming home.
hobbyfyllo
but but but..IKEA is Dutch..?
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Very much not. It’s Swedish.
hobbyfyllo
????????you don’t know what you’re talking about. Google inter ikea bv. It’s Dutch owned since forever. So, very much Dutch, in fact. :)
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Not since forever, it was founded by a Swede. Go look it up.
hobbyfyllo
Heheh..that’s not what I said though? Kamprad set the Dutch structure up soon as he started making money, so it’s a Dutch company?
Shortdood
Unfortunately I think this is fake
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
Nope it's legit :)
Splodgey
hmm..
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
Dear Lord- well discovered sir...
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IFavouriteCuteStuff
Yeah you're right, see: https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/no-harry-maguire-didnt-declare-a-revenge-mission-against-sweden-in-2016-188472
amundost
I have a lot of furniture from ikea. Just follow the instructins, and things will work perfectly
Pulsifer
wörk wörk wörk
BukkakeRider3000
They are really super easy. So far from istructions of our local seller who has wax-copied a instruction drawing faxed him in the '80s.
CurlySwede
SithElephant
Adequately.
ariesshion
real men dont read instructions
ChloeRed
Also, if doing a lot.. (like moving into your first house, like I was), an electric screwdriver and a big set of bits really helps!
Hutchy01
Hammer and shouting works far better
ChloeRed
If you're putting in screws with a hammer, I'm not sitting on, or near, anything you built ;)
UnforsakenClamtrap
How about a sonic screwdriver?
javer80
I've got the big set of bits covered
OphelianAshe
I tried to cover my big set of bits but they were too big
HesGotTwoFirstNames
*sonic screwdriver
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CurlySwede
As a Swede, what ?
321Cheers
You have to be smarter than the inanimate object in life. It says it right in the instructions.
pookieeatworld
Wait life comes with instructions? Hold the fucking phone!!!
StarryPlough
English footballers are not
thisismyfifthattempt
found the swede
BearBombs
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!"
itslikedejavualloveragain
taHukanda
Hahaha came to put this as a reply and here you are.
FizzyMango
We call it the “10% rule”, you must be 10% smarter than an object to work it.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
I call it my 10% rule. Gotta be at least 10% smarter than what you're working with
Lionskull
idk, if something is smart enough even a dumb guy would be able to work with it.
somethingwhittybutprobablyinappropriate
LMAO! That was my Dad's rule. He later said, he'd settle for 2%. We are a lot alike, my other brothers were slightly "mechanically declined"
IPoopOnCompanyTime
My dad is where I got it and it has never failed me.