MRW my shit's on fire, yo
Spok's Brain
10 minutes after I decide to eat healthy
...But why July 29th?
That just raises further questions!
Life finds a way
Is this too subtle?
Ee'dplebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun
MFW I hear Waluigi won't be in the new Smash Bros
I can resist everything except temptation
One of my favorite lines
If you can read this, you don't need it.
No title
Born to be wild
But that's just my opinion.
X-Mans Oranges: Wolferine
Anyone remember the 1998 McDonalds promotion for the Disney film "Mulan"
The comment section is going to be a trainwreck.
When I watch the sequel to a movie before the original
When I'm doing my best to cope with a shitty situation
Door dings after leaving my car in long term parking at the airport.
Today was my Cake Day. This is my cat.
Göhl, Germany
I'm not even sorry.
At least I think I'm funny.
She and I had... Chemistry together
I'm a piece of shit.
Last month my best friend received a heart transplant.
And why should I care?
Can you name three things America has given to the world?
Why I respond to serious questions with Futurama references
When I'm waiting for OP to deliver
Wait. No, this is just a scene from The Dark Knight Rises.
In light of the Baltimore riots, I'm going luteing
I'm not even sorry.
I say William Shakespeare had the right idea.
And the mystery is...
Garden hose can't melt steal beams?
I found a shop that sells bundles of sticks
So my ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
My ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used
Seatbelts to maximum buckling!
Ladder Cat
Happy Friday the 13th!
One of Spiderman's lesser known powers
MRW I'm waiting for my friend to text me back