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#funny #memes #comic
Jan 8, 2021 9:11 AM
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#funny #memes #comic
Teasaurus
HeySuperVillainsIGetIt
Can I join you?
Turbolibros
BryanTenn
Ever wake up after drinking and it's twilight, and you don't know if it's sunset or sunrise?
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
I had 2, just 2 Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and woke up on a filthy planet full of the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy.
Stinkdog
Turbolibros
Lurker4815162342
AwesomeTeddybear
You're probably wondering how I got here
radelipe
You forgot *RECORD SCRATCH*
TheSecondLastUnicorn
Find a piece of mail. You’ll be fine!
UKMonkey
Probably better off there at the moment.
Aeav8r
Don't drink with ol' Musky, he's a bit of a prankster
DanBranDaMan
There's 1 spider on the phone in frame 4, then all the other spiders that ever existed in frame 8.
J4ck3tP0t4t0
Desmond the moon bear!
justfillingthespace
"How did I...get...here...?"
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
THE END.
BryanTenn
Ever wake up after drinking too much and it twilight.. and you don't know if it's sunrise or sunset?
BarakEarlofTrellheim
Too much Blue Moon.
notthatoneladyyoudontlike
Munchman347
'Ahh, safe from Rumpian politics!...'
NateKindaGreat
And you may ask yourself, "how did I get here?"
BryanTenn
Ever wake up after drinking too much and it's twilight and you don't know if it's sunrise or sunset? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Guessmyusername
That uber home is gonna be pricey
NonstopRampage
Naw bro. Just jump it.
embodymentofgattaca
We're drinkers on the moon...
twsx
https://imgur.com/ThPUHCv
SoupCanMan
Escaflowne
PoweredByPotato
Why is it do hot in here and why am i in this hand basket?
88wut
Where even are you?
junkgoof
Red Dwarf!
Vyrro
dalaiyoda
You sound like that middle-aged guy who still bangs on about how good at sport he was in high school.
16745
Yeah nah, first: Russia (the USSR), Japan, China, the European Space Agency (ESA), and India have all made visits to the moon via probes 1/
16745
2/ and second: they all, including nasa, used metric. So fuck your unfounded patriotism i guess.
ChrisMorray
The irony of NASA and scientists in general using metric instead of imperial is palpable
Mithi
Mithi
And also
Woppledorf
This isn’t fully accurate anymore
Mithi
Does Space X have a flag?
MrWizzzard
Well. NASA did all the calculation work in metric with exception of displays these just converted to imperial on the fly.
TobiFuenke
Quite sure Wernher von Braun & his colleagues used the metric system.
lifeisadadjoke
Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode for Kryten's b-day. Lister ends up with a traffic cone even tho they're a million light years from home
dctrekkie
Hey, it's not a good night out if you don't come home with a traffic cone. It's the policewomans helmet & suspenders I don't understand!
SavageDrums
That's exactly what popped into my head as well
DingoWoof
It's the premise of the Red Dwarf book Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, which explains how Lister ended up on Red Dwarf in the first place
lifeisadadjoke
Read the books myself as well. Funny how Lister is put in jail because of bringing his cat on board (fans know what happens after that).
MrListerTheFirst
Or the one where they wake up with amnesia and their legs in plaster casts, the jigsaw is finished and Holly won't tell them what happened.
ShamanSam
Rimmer's Death Day. Chris Barrie's facial expressions and acting when Rimmer is eating the egg sandwich is comedy gold
EzraFell
You know what, that wouldn't be a bad premise for a movie. Average guy gets blackout drunk and wakes up on another planet.
JetSkiJeff
I was thinking he was Santa? Got drunk and flew his sleigh up to the moon
bekkayya
you cant convince me that Mark Watney didnt get pissed drunk, miss his bus home, and then make up the 'injury' to cover for himself
bekkayya
then all his friends have to call around for an uber because service is limited due to coronavirus
benjums
Isn't this the basis of thor ragnarok?
Ryanator50
Thor just wakes up drunk on sakaar
Imakethingsweird
Plot Twist: He is not alone
xHeroOfTimexx
Well, moons haunted so I guess your right
rosecrystal
/a/ieojJ5F
DickMercenary
Editing by Banshee-44? That does not bode well..
Faradesti
Okay Sheogorath
osnabb
Starring Matt Damon!
technicalfool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv8kOzRZK8g
dougherd6
The basic premise of the Red Dwarf books :) great reads
Aldante92
Doot doot read this later, future me, ya dumbass!
DingoWoof
And they're both available as audiobooks read by Chris Barrie.
tr0lleyjack
Highly recommended. Chris Barrie is tremendous.
tr0lleyjack
Shit, I said the same thing but didn't see this post first. My fault.
MrStealYogurt
How I felt on election night 2016
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
That’s basically how Jesus got made no lies.
BrockEffingSamson
Similar to the beginning of Hitchhiker's Guide.
FortressCraft
Literally the premise for Red Dwarf.
DickMercenary
Everybody's dead, Dave.
fergie4000
Peterson isn't, is he?
DickMercenary
Everybody's dead, Dave.
AppaTheSnarkyBison
wot, Selby?
ToSisPoS
Dude, Where’s My... should have been a franchise.
Creature224
Dude where in the galaxy are we?
pandemicpolemic
I remember seeing that in the theater and crying laughing. Underrated!
Axianamos
John Carter of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
MrWizzzard
There's a Russian mid 90s movie about Finnish guy going to Russia to hunt. They mostly get wasted and one of the jokes is literally this one
NorthernHalibut
Lemme guess, a movie with Ville Haapasalo?
quzar
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114055/ ?
Ryebread91
Like a joke they mention? Or it happens to one of them in the movie?
MrWizzzard
Wasted Finn comes out from house, sees earth in the sky. Mentions its not visible from Finland, continues on his business
varsipieru
As a Finn I’d like to know the name of this movie!
MrWizzzard
Posted in replies by another gentle soul while I was sleeping
varsipieru
tr0lleyjack
It's the premise for the red dwarf books.
ActionJohnnie
I could for a vindaloo
AppaTheSnarkyBison
i've only got 2 tastebuds that work! i NEED curry!
DreadPierateRoberts
There are books? Related to show?
AppaTheSnarkyBison
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers is the 1st one. it expands on a bunch of familiar subjects from the show. highly recommend for a fan.
Saxam0phone
Don’t give The Hangover any more ideas.
Ryanator50
Why not? They clearly need some fresh ideas.
BettyWhiteSupremacist
All they needed was one. It could have been an Old School. Or 40 Year Old Virgin. They just HAD to get greedy.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
So, I love the John Carter series, but the premise isn't much more complicated.
Halykan
Edgar Rice Burroughs is the man. Probably my favorite golden age SF writer.
Woppledorf
Well... how did I get here?
JarikT
Got drunk in Australia and removed safety hanes. :)
goflyblind
gearsfan1549
how did he get there??
BednaR
There was this joke about 2 russians drinking rocket fuel...
Throbbins
This is not my beautiful earth....
Munnin41
DESMOND
Utouto
fartbiscuit
AND THE DAYS GO BY!!!
Dajova
4Astaroth
The End.
bimmergeek
This is not my beautiful wife!
caffinatedtrashpanda
Idk, but stay away from the vending machine
davdeMoonQueen
Rather: Where is the whale?
rockrnger
Same as it ever was
Sloppydrunkcatlady
How DID he get there?
onecowboytoo
Redbull and vodka.
blankunderscore
Don’t go near the coffee machine
Kylgore
The end
TimmehCaster
PContorta
ASDF movie, right?
4Astaroth
Yes. The old times whisper to us.
assmaster4000
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
and why is there 3 rabbits making marshmallow treats up here?
CanadianPunster
Do you have 90 minutes?
TheS4ndm4n
I have 30. "The gang pisses off Elon Musk"
Grimmrog
alcohol obviously
MechaTech77
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down....
G0MeatCube
Thats the lady with the shit on her face! How did she get there?!
TheYodajen
You may ask yourself...
CynicalLittle
How DID he get there?! Ha..haha
blairsette
The good news is, unless he figures out how to do alcohol, he’s never drinking again...
LordofSandvich
DRUNK SCIENCE
PContorta
snooch2thegouch
HaberdasherInGold
"I am not a clever man."
onewallpaperaweek
He was just trying to get to the kitchen...
DreadPierateRoberts
I knew a guy that woke up on an airplane. He had lost his wallet and had no idea where he was going or an easy way home
ImMuddy
I had this happen to me in Poland one year. Partied all night and woke in a cop car 30 miles away from my group.
ImMuddy
During the blackout I purchased 3 hotel rooms in krakow, befriended a chef at a top restaurant and made two cop friends
ImMuddy
Whole night cost me $3000 and had to go to a thrift store to buy new clothes that morning
ImMuddy
The flight back to the US was the worst hangover of the century.