I don't want to get McMurdered.
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964
Desperate smokers stealing butts
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151
If MAGAs could apply logic.
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9
1230
Unexpected Farts!
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213
You can't fix stupid.
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557
Dicktim.
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1234
Wait.. Cassette Tapes Are Cool Again?
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1346
Who needs a truck when rollin' in my 5.0?
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130
Charleston West Virginia Capitol Heist of 1963
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361
They refuse to stop talking about him even though they have nothing to talk about.
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Didn't the GOP used to be the Party of personal accountability.
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18950
The Land of Denial must be a fabulous place.
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567
CAT SEX OTICS!
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339
Been working remotely for months now on tiny screens due to family responsibilities. Finally getting back to work normal again with my office desk setup....
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395
Let's enjoy our AVOCADO TACO.
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60
Why The Great Pumpkin Never Arrives...
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1
991
Let's hope they have air fresheners.
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0
2713
This day counts towards all my successess.
0
3
1427
Pray Denton eventually gets over this public humiliation
3
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261
Oddly specific design parameters for this house. Why not just say it's for Chris?
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3
1749
Don't forget to look up when in the woods.
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3
360
Dad joke.
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0
1833
Shipping Efficiency!
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1550
Is this a new trend?
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31
Note to self. Don't use a pole's shadow as a guide to add a sport stripe.
1
1
1984
Good taste is as common as common sense.
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1843
Halloween donuts!
5
1
327
Creeper vents?
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1
367
The ultimate Chevy Lumina Coupe?
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2135
You are not alone at the urinal...
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0
796
The Thin Salty Line
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0
360
Insurance denied because of "Act of Dog" clause.
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527
GENIUS STRATS
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9
342
The old Pal's in Kingsport has great food.
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256
And I just washed my car.. .. . ..
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1372
Rare 80s hot hatchback spotted.
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739
Who needs a mailbox door?
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8443
I don't understand all the hype.
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1224
Um, thanks. But I think I'll make it.
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656
Insurance denied because "Act of Dog" clause.
0
12
114
A big load of mannequins. But why?
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1057
Who needs taillights or reflectors..or plates?
1
7
206
The trap is set.
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294
Doing this to her car probably won't help.
14
9
1990
You know what lifts the mood in the office? A big bowl of Jelly Belly!
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866
Dense ones
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2131
Think I can run one more pot with the same coffee grounds?
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7
280
FedOops
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255
This is my mother's 40 year old pear.
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1481
$1.12 a gallon 93 octane. Wow.
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497