It’s like winning the lottery and buying 1,000 pairs of beige shorts

Jul 9, 2018 1:19 AM

What's wrong with "Terry"? That's a nice name.

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..., said Bobert.

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You mean like Don Glover?

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How are you going to name the result Bobby?

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Keith.

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You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Batman would like a word with you.

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Toby*

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How the hell else are people supposed to go to the Terry-Fold dance?

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Chad.

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10 months, actually.

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You rang?

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Tairy hesticles

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Like Bobby is much better then Terry?!?!

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His Terry character for R911 is wonderful

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You don't. You name them Terrance.

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What about Larry?

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A latin name

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And then they get sorted into ravenclaw and help a muggle with his Harry Potterathon

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Aunt has a nickname as her real name. Ppl always call her by the long version. Ex: Kathrine-Katie. Chaps aunt's hide.

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It Theresa?

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*or

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I too dislike names that are nicknames, unless they are nicknames that was namified before I was born!

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Unless you’re my cousin and name your son Terry, after his dad, whose mother named him Terry for some cringeworthy reason.

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Maybe she really liked towels?

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Maybe so. There are worse names to be stuck with. At least HR isn’t throwing your resume in the trash because they can’t pronounce it.

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Or Terror.

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Ahhh, right. The itsy, bitsy, cute little baby Terrance.

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I liked that joke when Aziz Ansari did it too

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What kind of person would name their kid "asses" though

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What if their last name is McGinnis?

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@op i sent this to my friend terry

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How’d it go?

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He said his name is terance anyway

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No worse than Bobby.

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Typically is Robert. Never met an actual Bob or Bobby

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I have

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Yeah that boy aint right

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@TerryCrews

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You're gonna die of dissin

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Welcome to your nightmare, BITCH!

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Ah rick and morty bitch

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Went looking for the first "bitch" comment. Wasn't disappointed.

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You can run but you can't hide , Bitch!

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Scary T!

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There are far worse names.

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Gary

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'bobby' for instance

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Just as there are far worse colors as beige

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Like Dylan. Or Steve.

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Like bobby

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Barry, Bruce, Keith, yep that's it. The worst male names in English especially for a baby.

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Tad

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Apple

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Lashequamay

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Tyler

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Hey now, what's wrong with that name...

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"La-a"...pronounced "lah dash ah"

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Gaylord

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Karen *shivers in disgust*

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Gaylord springs to mind

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Agatha

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Shut up Meg!

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I knew an Oglethorp(first name) and a woman named Latrine(last name). And that wasn’t her original name which was Shithouse.

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Gilbert

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Gottfried

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like "teddybear" full first name.

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Chad

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Like @bobby for example.

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Ramit Inmah Ashole

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Like the author, bobby

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Kenneth, or Keith

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Kenneth means fire-born and that is an awesome thing

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Jaden/Kayden/Braeden/Raiden

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Dude Raiden would be an awesome name.

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It would be cool to be named after a thunder god.

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Like Bill, And Frank. So horribly generic

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As a Korean; a lot of family want to integrate into American society so badly that they'll take those names. But personally, Korean (1/2)

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(2/2) names are far more unique in the West. I know a ton of Bills. I know only one Hae-won, Tae-ho, Jung-hee, etc...

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Haha no doubt

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I'd rather have them than some bulshit because my parents THOUGHT they were being unique.

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Unique names aren’t unique anymore. My wife’s a kindergarten teacher. There’s a Tom in her class. The only classic normal name. Weird names>

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> are normal now. You’d be hard pressed to find any classic names anymore with kids

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My son goes to school with a Nashton and Bryson. What’s wrong with Nash and Bryce???

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4th grade teacher, can confirm. I named my 4 month old Samuel.

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I would rather be a Lisa than La-a....just saying ..or Nevaeh. Oh clever.

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I don’t doubt it

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Keith

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Bernt Ronny

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Chad. Kevin. Malcolm.

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Heith is even worse

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I came here to say that name also

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Todd

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Wayne.

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Gotta disagree.

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Brent

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Andrew

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Anferny. Not Anthony but Anferny.

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Bront.

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I read a headline today that somebody has named their daughter Abcde, you're absolutely right.

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I have heard about a girl named Abcde twice in the last few years. It's becoming more common

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How do you even pronounce that. Like absidy maybe?

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yep

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There better be a damn good reason for naming your daughter after the first five letters of the English alphabet. She's doomed to be mocked.

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yeah, the person i know that did it just wanted their daughter to "be unique" a nurse friend of mine also liked the name the hospital >

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