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316578 pts · March 29, 2013


My name is Andrew. I'm a husband, the father of twins, a programmer, a quadriplegic and an amateur radio operator. I have aphantasia. It is an inability to generate mental images. If you asked me to describe a scene, I couldn't visualise it, but I could tell you the list of details I had remembered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia I hope that helps explain my favourites.

Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 260

All in one album

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Comments 1
Views 162

13th Cake Day?

Points 36
Comments 3
Views 1093

Happy 29th

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 115

You just lost

Points 3
Comments 7
Views 236

I am infinite

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 650

I'm watching from Australia...

Points 3766
Comments 468
Views 94428

Happy 29th

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 237

Wednesday

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Comments 0
Views 482

So apparently I need a licence now

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Comments 3
Views 693

30 years later, my night vision is terrible.

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 361

The hero we need

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Comments 7
Views 4305

ASL is wonderful

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Comments 9
Views 8837

I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1006

Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess

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Comments 16
Views 11389

To all the delivery people keeping us alive

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Comments 0
Views 633

I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages

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Comments 8
Views 1034

MRW my wife pointed out that I just ate lamb I cooked 2 weeks ago.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 168

Learn from teenage me's mistake

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Comments 3
Views 155

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Comments 0
Views 2796

M. Night Shamalamadingdong

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Comments 9
Views 5885

Nutritious Goo

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Comments 1
Views 1624

I'd love to be proven wrong.

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Comments 4
Views 1701

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

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Comments 12
Views 4887

Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man

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Comments 5
Views 1430

Oh woe is me

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Comments 53
Views 2858

This is who we're washing our hands for.

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Comments 137
Views 131082

My Dad

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Comments 4
Views 146

To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.

Points 60
Comments 45
Views 2808

Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.

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Comments 24
Views 17953

MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.

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Comments 7
Views 2545

Apparently it's my 4th cake day

Points 931
Comments 35
Views 36123

My remix of a classic.

Points 55
Comments 5
Views 70673

Over 9000% done.

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 943

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.

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Comments 15
Views 821

How did I miss this executive order?

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Comments 16
Views 678

...it ain't easy.

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Comments 31
Views 98

MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.

Points 60
Comments 9
Views 110994

Happy National Puppy Day

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 281

A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 1409

A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.

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Comments 15
Views 3451

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Comments 7
Views 161521

He can't even.

Points 117
Comments 7
Views 2167

Happy Australia Day!

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Comments 29
Views 939

My Javert audition tape.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 607

So today is my 3rd cake day

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Comments 4
Views 547

MRW I wake up to 81 replies

Points 23
Comments 19
Views 951

How to root a pineapple: Australian edition

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 556

Floyd

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Comments 19
Views 1324

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Comments 8
Views 1097

Wil Wheaton shares his tips to save your marriage

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Comments 5
Views 179

I hate GIMP

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Comments 16
Views 625

Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.

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Comments 4
Views 1023

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Comments 7
Views 771

Are we still doing relevant username GIFs?

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Comments 9
Views 528

Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?

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Comments 10
Views 644

MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.

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Comments 33
Views 7001

It's OK. The turtle is fine.

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Comments 12
Views 1378

Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake

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Comments 6
Views 979

My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.

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Comments 237
Views 45492
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