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Apr 25, 2016 7:54 PM
lex0r64
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kevincow
How can he call you? You threw your phone away!
Poodlestrike
3rd from the bottom... is this supposed to be Flex Mentallo, Man of Muscle Mystery?
ManMashine
manbuns… really?… I thought this girl had class but not anymore.
ReallyCrazyIvan
Wait...women flirt with guys!?
IMetGodSheWasBlack
As a weightlifter with a manbun: This sort of thing isn't entirely uncommon. Not this outright, but some people get wierd when you 1/2
IMetGodSheWasBlack
pack a few extra kgs of muscle 2/2
KnucleheadFlow
God I miss having hair
ForgivingCat
That's sexual harassment.
creativestl
Is she aware that her phone isn't a pokeball?
Asrodrig
There's an app for that
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Not if you don't use it right. Call up your latest booty call to combat horniness.
Iwatchscrubsforthebromance
Judging by the comments, the person in green isnt a guy. thought she was a guy
RottenKitten
In what cave do you live?
LRidge
objectification knows no gender.
BasicallyImOprah
Agreed. This is just rude.
DooksandPooks
Well this is adorable and possibly the best form of flirting Ive ever seen
JenaCarsen62
Yo dog, just answer me this... Are you gay? I mean it's cool. I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.
HerbieRobinson
Ladies... Don't date manbuns, please. That way they'll stop.
Goku
+1 for the super saiyan part LMAO!!!
YoureAdopted
Now THATS a man bun, when u keep ur hair instead of shaving everything except for the bun. Thats looks smokin hot
happygamermyass
I'd just stare and laugh awkwardly until i make everyone uncomfortable. It's my gift.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Your gift to the world.
GasBandit
#CutTheManBun
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
#FuckOffWeCanDoWhatWeWant
GasBandit
#YouWantToLookLikeAnAsshole
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
#ThatWasTheWholePointMateButThenAgainThePeopleAren'tLikeVegansWhoTellYouAboutItEverySingleMinSoWhyHateAPerson'sChoice?
peoniesinkittylitter
I'd probably just start sweating and avoid looking at him. This is easier in group situations.
sweetrobot
Man buns... What Thu fuck even still
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
This. I have flirted like this.
peoniesinkittylitter
Did it work?
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
I don't know, I ran out with my face aflame and the sound of bees buzzing in my head.
peoniesinkittylitter
Awww. I think I would have reacted the same way too!
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
I didn't return.
psyduckdontgiveafuck
Dude was probably lookin for you all night haha
YojimboIsMyMaster
Am I the only male here who would laugh my ass off at the girls jokes and then ask her out?
Highlander8795
Any girl making good jokes is a winner. Above a certain level of attractiveness and how drunk I am obviously.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
If she was attractive, maybe. We all know that is what divides creepy and endearing.
Popchipsandabar
Pretty fine line even then
SuckItBlue
Ah, the old dobler-dahmer theory.
CornCobMcGee
I would laugh at her jokes, but walk away nervously because im the embodiment of social ineptitude. I still have no idea how I have a gf.
skelitor120
A good fedoralord always asks his funny m'lady to the ball, at least when she 'mirin' his beard.
cleavergrill
Dude's about to learn to never stick his dick in crazy.
stapper
It's don't get crazy pregnant
Bilrin
Haha yes friend, crazies are the worst, wouldn't you agree?
SirPyjak
yo you always stick it in crazy, makes shit interesting m8.
AlkeneThiol
Aaaannddd you've described my life
lex0r64
reefmadness
It always starts with no.
Ssssssssssss
Never the mouth, in any case, and always wrap it up.
Pyrotha
But he'll do it anyway. We all do.
lelax
No. Just dont do it. Bad idea
AgainstMethod
Yeah, all of us. Me too. Totally.
MoooCow
Totally. Yeah I'm not a virgin. I did that before, ha ha
AlkeneThiol
Don't worry. Sex is often overrated. Blowjobs are always amazing though. Well, usually.
psyduckdontgiveafuck
Not when you spend a super long time convincing someone to do it, just to get told after 20 seconds "my mouth huuurts"... Quitter.
AlkeneThiol
Yeah. It can take some time for you to develop those muscles and tendons. I mean, when I first tried to give cunnilingus my tongue was in
MoooCow
Are you suggesting I find a glory hole
AliBarber
"Yeah boobs. They're like.. bags of sand"
HoodsBalls
Yo dog, just answer me this... Are you gay? I mean it's cool. I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
They're rough and course and they get everywhere
AlkeneThiol
Not like you, Padme. You are flatter than Count Dooku's neck stump.
Imbabala
I wish I even advanced to this form of flirting.
spideylovesdeadpool
These are hilarious and would work on me.
Leboose
This is how you get a date with me just hurl your phone and I'll call you
javer80
On what?
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
Now he can't call her 'cause her phone is gone...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It's a booty call, now he has to go to her house to return it.
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
I see. Apparently I've been doing this "booty call" thing all wrong.
basehead3six
This would be amazing to hear. Would wife her so hard.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
She'd have me from the super saiyan comment. That would be so out of the blue I'd be laughing. I'd want a girl who makes me laugh.
impedimenta
Meanwhile, my style is more like:
stratus41298
Hahaha fucken dog.
Exball
Phteven
lex0r64
Yeah, show'em the goods straight away.
impedimenta
Gotta have a snappy intro to get 'em interested.
gerdygerdygerdy
Omg I love that puppy!
Nemesis0fReason
I like your style more...
Nykidemus
10/10, would make retarded licky babies iwth.
IvanFromPripyat
*blep*
amuzement
Sphtevens got mad sphwag.
xxPaulCPxx
Phtephany
RetroPhantom
Same.
KarlNapf
How could I live without having seen this gif....
Craey1
me too thanks
LargeHoman
If that's your dog I'd like to take you out on a date. We should go walk at the park with ur dog. Or I could go walk ur dog for you. Please.
impedimenta
Hello new friend! That's not my dog, but I have two! You can walk the big hound and I'll stay at home with the old one and bake cookies.
LargeHoman
Sounds like a plan haha
LargeHoman
By the way what type of cookies are you making? Because it doesn't matter you should also make a different kind while I walk the little one
impedimenta
The three main ones: chocolate chip, peanut butter, and oatmeal raisin.
LargeHoman
I really like dogs.
ChocolateFrostedButts
kermet!
LadyNetrex
an cermet
KissMyLuckyLoveEgg
Ceremt
Konguy
Loks liek tey haev nice an watred cermit
spookyu
I'm a 26yo bearded and well muscled vet who just started college...I thought I'd be getting a few looks from girls. Not a DAMN one! Humbling
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spookyu
Well I'm fortunately married and happily so. Guess I just had silly preconceptions.
LargeHoman
Veterinarian?
spookyu
Veteran, I don't like pointing it out all the time like that but its an easy way to characterize me when I have to be so succinct.
AlkeneThiol
Veto
LargeHoman
Yo! http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubxixVMaw1qjbkcr.gif
lohkeytheyoungster
"Crazy bitch." -manbun, probably
lex0r64
DarkTobleroneShadows
LOUD NOISES!!!
ultrasemen
I love crazy.
ldbv1983
And what do we say to stick our dick in crazy!?
AngryYHVH
Yes. Crazy fucks crazy.
cyno01
"Lets go back to your place." Dont let em know where you live.
lex0r64
Not today?
AliBarber
FUCK YES
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
We say the depravity makes for amazing sex but have an exit plan.
reefmadness
YES!
BigBaloo62
He has a name.
Etabby
Based on the lack of movement since Frame2 : "Holy shit, I 'really' need to research how to go super saiyan" -Manbun (thinking).
AngryYHVH
I really like microbrews and flannel. -manbun probably
Lemesplain
Mmmm ... microbrew. Sorry, you were saying something.
indapooper
I work as a Brewer at a Homebrew supply company and I like flannel D: DOCTOR, IS THERE A CURE?!?
lex0r64
What is a microbrew? Is it more hip than craft beer?
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Can mean smaller batches than craft beer. Used to mean bar that brewed its own beer (Rock Bottom / Boston Beer Works, etc)
cow042
Its another name for craft brew. Source: my brothers a hipster bartender with a manbun
lex0r64
Aaahh, 'micro', brewing in small quantities. makes sense.
AngryYHVH
Microbrews= craft beer from brewery making less than 6mil barrels per year. Hipper than macro or megabrews, not as hip as nano or home brew.
Ihmhi
Hipper because it's often higher quality. The smaller batches tend to mean they give more of a fuck.
AngryYHVH
I worked for one of the more renowned microbrews in the US for years, and as soon as they broke in to the international macro thing, fuggit
IButtIntoRandomComments
I like flannel but that's because I'm a country boy
ssjbeeno
I like the microbrews but that's because I'm an alcoholic.
DaddysHome
i like flannel because apparantly i am a hipster. and i'm okay with that
BroDameron
Flannel was so nineties...I'd wear the hell out of them if the weather demanded it.
AliBarber
I still rock flannel. But then I'm a hipster bogan
IButtIntoRandomComments
Pair it with jeans and western boots it looks great
chbarts
Pair it with lycra and a neon green mohawk. Be a legend.
fullofnerdiness24
Pair it with shorts and boots and it looks grunge
GandalfsLawyer
Don't forget to have Hank Williams on the radio
thegelatoking
Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably.
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
Probably. Fuck I despise probably.
justsomepersonbutyeah
Manbuns are such a turn off for me. I imagine they'll be the future's mullets.
ZBOZZ
I can only hope
ElGrandeBanana
As a guy with a man-bun, I can only hope. I want to show my kids how ridiculous I looked way back when
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
they aren't already?
NedDanson
It's only cool to have a manbun if you're a 17th century samurai.
Gomer592
as a long haired man working in 'factory' work, the bun is work only, and covered by a hat.. in public i fluff my hair more than fabio
lornabird
Gosh dangit I like man buns (and just long hair in general).
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
As a bunless (hair-wise) guy, but still long... Hello!
lornabird
You do you, man, don't let anyone put you down. Long hair is awesome on everyone!
AlexiusMautone
But I want I'm growing a man in out right now :(
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Any pony tail on a dude at all or just that ridiculous one where they grow it on top but buzz the sides? Because that one is ridiculous.
example1013
Isn't it? I'm kind of thinking of doing that once my hair gets a bit longer.
example1013
I read that wrong, I'm tired.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Well the shaved sides is "trendy" so will look ridiculous ten years from now but just a dude with long hair & a bun is fine.
spartan8917
The man bun/top knot is absolutely the modern day mullett.
Mawse
Manbuns with shaved sides are kinda silly, cause that says i literally like how a bun looks. Many just do it to keep it out of there mouth.