MRW I look outside at 5pm and its already dark.
23
4
731
MRW someone says Daniel Day Lewis was "ok" in Lincoln.
17
5
695
Sandman and the Rhino talk about the new Spider-man film.
8
1
310
When my wife asks me how I make such good French bread.
3
1
208
Leaving a shift just before a million people come in to finish their Christmas shopping.
15
3
468
When Halloween season comes for me.
0
0
138
All these angry boys still mad about The Last Jedi
-4
5
132
MRW my wife asks me if I have a book down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see her.
0
1
205
MRW I walk through a cobweb.
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10
1833
My prized possession
12
5
459
MRW I spend five minutes at the gym.
35
4
1740
I always thought my wife and I were like Frasier because we drank coffee in Seattle, but now we're moving to New York and we'll have to drink coffee there.
13
8
455
MRW I hear my own voice.
18
2
711
MRW its my turn to limbo.
14
1
618
When I look at my internet history afterward.
7
2
296
My dog's reaction when He finds out we're going to the V-E-T.
17
8
918
MRW my kid says he's scared to get on the moving sidewalk.
1
0
266
MRW some of my friends think now is a good time to vote third party.
-2
5
177
It's that day when all the nonsense on imgur is even more nonsensical.
12
0
86
Feeling insecure about our life, our times, our future, but I want you guys to know... we got this!
1
4
359
How Pooh has changed in the Christopher Robin trailers.
10
1
7542
32
6
1037
MRW my sister says "if you're going to address me by my alma mater, the least you could do is pronounce it properly."
19
0
812
MRW my wife says she's never seen the Back to the Future trilogy.
27
24
1067
This post is a little clever.
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32
135085
MRW the little angel on my shoulder says "we don't need to order Five Guys!"
77
14
2833
MRW my teenage brother says he's "going to bed" at 7:30 pm.
101
12
2944
MRW I can't quite remember the word for 'temple.'
4
4
448
MRW my alarm goes off on a Saturday.
33
8
1568
MRW I see any dog ever.
6
3
393
MRW people ask me how Sean Connery pronounces the word "same."
7
3
423
When people ask me how my life is going.
7
2
359
MRW I drop my english muffin butter side down.
4
3
393
MRW my daughter asks where all the Pharaohs are.
16
0
726
When you turn on your phone in the middle of the night.
0
6
247
I browse LNI with the lights off.
-1
0
149
MRW someone does one of those 'look at the title, now the description, now the OP' jokes.
6
1
212
MRW I'm hanging out with my friends and one of the white guys says the n-word.
2
11
193
MRW my gf says she has a fetish for tigers.
40
12
1209
MRW I'm drunk and hungry and I hear my microwave beep in other room.
44
6
1374
When I'm baked as hell but I want to try BBQ chips with chocolate pudding.
33
13
1837
MRW someone asks me what it's like to cosplay as Ghost Rider.
32
5
1698
MRW I say I saw a group of spiders in my apartment and my friend asks me to "describe them."
2
2
340
111
13
2458
MRW 'witchcraft' fixed our my parent's wifi.
25
23
1278
When my wife tells me she'd definitely hook up with Jon Snow.
14
10
1034
MRW I clean out my nose pores.
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34
95870
Looks like this guy has really hit Rock bottom.
20
7
8085
MRW my wife asks me my favorite place, my favorite part of the day, and where Ewan McGregor is from.
8
1
3892
MRW I hear someone talking about "that Harrison Ford movie where he's Amish."
52
6
1977
MRW my little nephew says JK Simmons was better in Justice League than Spider-man.
21
8
893
"And I'm running and he's like "oh my god." and I'm like..."
-5
3
318
I don't have a funny title. Just hate.
1
19
483
MRW I come home with the tampons my wife asked for.
31
10
1189
For fork's sake.
-3
26
551
MRW someone asks my what my favorite tribute band is.
2
1
1383
MRW I make it through an entire imgur post without a single typo.
11
3
449
Can't wait for this movie.
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0
123