This is serious, don't take this lightly.

Jul 29, 2015 4:08 PM

CaptHammer

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goatfeatherz

I'm also from Boston and also approve of this joke. On a scale from wicked to wicked its retahded

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mariakaz

And I freaking fell for it, too...Good job asshole lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thisusernameisnittaken

Wicked smaht

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WaffleCommander

Bostonian crows

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ChaosLierLen637

I fell for it hook, line, & fucker.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EerieSmith

"Oh wow, the MTA hired an Ornithological Behaviorist. This article is very int- GOD. DAMNIT." +1

11 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 3

Chaos2183

This isnt a caaahhhhhhhh

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CASREP

I read that to the end, you son-of-a-bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

JustADudeFromLA

Bostonian crows rejoice. Pahk the cah by the bah

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dietderpsy

It was murder I tell ya a murder of crows.

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

otismeister

you deserve more points

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nccoffee

Hahaha... Wait that's still a truck full of dead crows though...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

brunkate

I hate this. Irrationally, yes. But I hate it so much.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kalinasty

God damn it take my upvote OP

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

cm45

I get it cuz we talk funny

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheMentelgen

You listen here you little shit.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Squelchtone

nobody calls it the Massachusetts Turnpike.. it's just Mass Pike.. or the Pike. we're lazy..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame

As a Bostonian...

11 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 6

azureraptor

iSoulend

"As a Botonian.... I'm not a Bostonian, I live like in Alaska or Paris or somewhere"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame

Ugh, happens all the time. Met a couple in Mexico. Where you from? Boston. You? Boston. Really, where? Oh, Porsmouth NH.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

brethamus

OP, you fahhkin bastid!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

CaptHammer

I'm a proud dad. Not OC, don't know who did it, but I like them.

11 years ago | Likes 1071 Dislikes 50

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11 years ago (deleted Jul 29, 2015 10:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

ambiguoussmash

Congratulations?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

CaptHammer

Knew it was too good to be original on here.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

IRatherChangeMyName

Some things deserve to be reposted.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

gag3rs

I enjoy this every time I see it +1

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

stevetehpirate

Knowledge bomb shuffle, everyone is watching for the factoid, no one see's the dad joke until they're levelled by all 18 wheels of it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thegriffin88

You just earned a deep, tired sigh from me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jawood2005

Y'know what? Fuck it. Take some upvotes.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8scout8

The best part is the very first time I heard this joke was many years ago in an email from MY dad

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LeeroyTheBird

I don't care that this is a repost, as long as I laugh you get a +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EndersShadow

I've seen this on here 5+ times, its still funny. I told it at work during a meeting. Everyone was intrigued and then felt dumb at the end.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

acce245

This joke is older than I am. Has only changed a bit from when i heard it as a kid.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bobdole12122

Dad humor is the best humor

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg

There's more to being a dad then telling bad jokes and reposting old content.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fiss

You have pleased the DadJoke Continuum. No apology is necessary.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bennyjay

I got got

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chocolatemilkshark

what the fuck does being a dad have to do with the joke.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

valomir

i read all of this YOU ASSHOLE! LOL!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sasukate

As a Bostonian, I laughed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

residentdrunk

We don't all talk like that. Quit being retaaahded.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

manupug

LOL I thought that this was genuinely true.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FlyingCrow91

I saw the first image and remembered the joke. I read it anyway and laughed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BootybuttsNstankysluts

I live in Mansfield and work in Boston

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DeezNutsGotEm

I, A Bostonian, Approve this message

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

betasynn

I'm from Boston. I approve this joke.

11 years ago | Likes 820 Dislikes 9

Limerickbound

Waltham here, I lol'd.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kmank95

As a Mainer, I sighed very hard

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ben10102

Also a Bostonian, I approve this message.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

RelativeVelocity

I take the Mass pike every day. I have never hit a crow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

simplydifficult

Boston here. Fuck you right back New York.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ekimized

New York here. Fuck you. Because.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

idoubtanyonehasthisusername

Eat a bag of dicks. Also, looking forward to visiting this weekend. Got tickets to a show. Should be a wicked good time. Ya fuckin quee-ah.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

pushforwardshoveon

Same!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

montegue42

As a newcomer to Boston, I approve.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Counterfit

Rule #1: never refer to Boston as "Beantown"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LoopStricken

Bahwstun

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Assbandit

Where no one knows my naaaaaame!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

craigopotamus

Jamaica plain here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ntauthority

these fahkin crows dood, thehz fahkin avian floo goin round shitz no joke kid.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nickychedda

Malden, MA here

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

NarcanAnomaly

Bridgewater reporting in. Still boring.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Epicbunnylove

Gardner here. I approve!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ollieswen

The Nuke did it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FlackJacketSnackCracker

Reading here. I shun you bourgeoisie peasants.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ntauthority

Everett niggaaaaaaaaa

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MorningMahogany

im from boston too!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio

MA here, I was wondering where this was going. I like it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stells206

Just moved to Boston, I find it funny

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference

You have 3 months to get into a whitelist for a Vault

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idoubtanyonehasthisusername

New Hampshire here. Rolled my eyes and drove to the liquor store on 95. Didn't hit any crows on the way.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

betasynn

You weren't driving a truck obviously.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

JustLivin

Hooray for New Hampshire!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

squirrelgirl86

As a Mainer I would like to publicly thank New Hampshire for the liquor store on 95. You're doing god's work.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

ReptilianOverlord

I stop to piss there quite a bit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SixOneSeven

Ya guy!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohheyimalex

Oh jesus christ. Here I am looking for a knowledge bomb and you drop a dad joke. Well done, you son of a bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1462 Dislikes 11

AngelDick

The actual answer is because trucks are larger in every way and can't stop on a dime. Seriously, it takes 4-5 seconds to safely slow 5 MPH

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NigerIsACountryInAfrica

Well, she's YOUR wife dude.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Catdaddy8

Just cause you made me breathe hard out my nose I'll give you an upvote..

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

possiblyacat

#4 should've given it away (the fact that this isn't facts)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

flamingflamingo

Some of these pictures are ravens, not crows, and I'm bothered by this.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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flamingflamingo

I remember seeing a raven for the first time up close in real life. That beak is almost hooked, and it's sharp.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FightingLikeWildcats

Oops deleted my response. Yeah theyre actually way different looking, but Im waiting until I recognize them in the wild to truly test myself

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MDFashionDesigns

Ravens are crows. Crows are a family of birds including birds such as Ravens, Magpies, and Bluejays

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

flamingflamingo

No, those are all corvids. Crows are just another bird on the list. Bluejays are even a different genus.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Badscrapps

I just told my dad this and he didn't even realise it was a joke. I don't think he's a dad at all!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

DualSupernova

As a dad, I got the joke quickly.. You might be adopted :o I would check into that

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0