YouTube ads are really demanding these days...
I have seen the promised land!
These strawberries.
A quote I still live by. Happy 29th, you bastards.
A tragic day
Glad we hired that fancy photographer for our sons' baptismal pictures.
GW Shark Armed Polar Bear.
breakfast of champions!
As requested! After my horrific injury post (https://imgur.com/gallery/GC7Fw) a few people asked about my ring. Here's a couple photos - all credit goes to @HeCallsMeStinky for the ring choice.
go home bike, you're drunk.
It's my cake day, so here's my dog in a pot.
I have questions.
my wife is a monster!
recipe in comments
Smooth Criminal.
my masterpiece.
RHM!
NSFW? Voyeurism? I feel dirty.
giant coffee!
meat.
Just wanted to change my sons' diaper, not get drawn into a political Shitstorm.
sorry not sorry.
Batman spotted on I-95!
answer the question Jeffrey
my mother-in-law takes her sweet tooth very seriously.
sticky toffee pudding squared.
deadliest catch.
I'm not proud.
it's easier than you think!
it's RHM!
breakfast of champions! my day can't begin without coffee.
obsolete technology
Thanks but no thanks, YouTube
Sloth Kong
Weight for it...
My RHM submission.
Goose/Duck/Swan hybrid?
it's true.
Mmmm...pulp.
a brief summary of my visit to the PEZ welcome center.
That magic moment...
TIL: A story of carbonation.
this is why I wifed her
Good news! My wife and I are having a Plague Doctor!
my first upvote!
In honor of RHM and my cakeday, I present to you my SoulMate