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Pinup Tax - Artist: Hajime Sorayama
Carefully Curated Tax, Vols. 1-48 https://imgur.com/a/uDUzG
RichterCa
#13 The person who wrote that never knew the pleasure of slamming a phone down on the receiver, only angrily snapping shut their flip phone.
yugatha
#17 Ok, to turn it on. *flips penis at it* come on, come on *keeps missing* who designed this damn thing?
DobbyLivesHere
#10
ACertainMoralFlexibility
#19 improvement: Low Friction Porn Syrup
AceOfNines
I vote for pinup tax.
DatTicTacDikDoe
I sprained my tail doing the same thing.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
ElieRosethorn
It's from a 1993 Hong-Kong film called City Hunter and still the best movie version of Chun-Li to this day.
MemeMuseumCurator
Yes, indeed.
DC1888
#5 Is that a Ted Danson mask?
DobbyLivesHere
Him or Kerry
trigonman3
Kerry Danson, then.
FakePlasticTreehugger
#23 she knows...
SkypeOfCthulhu
"Dumbass stoner son thinks he's smarter than a mother who grew up in the seventies. Fuck it, using his college fund for wine."
MostlyCatFavorites
Well the smell...
Slattefors
I like the pinup tax, its different!
RedIronCrown
Tfw slamming a clamshell phone shut is old, and not slamming down a landline.
MemeMuseumCurator
The old landline phones that had actual bells in them would make a little ring noise when you'd slam it down. They were the best.
RedIronCrown
Yes! With a rotary dialer!
MemeMuseumCurator
Loved the rotary phones, gave me time to work up the courage to call a boy, knowing his mom was going to answer the phone. So stressful.
Ranokin
#8 nerf dogs. The Good Boy aura really shouldn't work on animals other than humans. I know some data miners who say it's a bug.
spectrebliss
Am I missing something with the Bradley Cooper one?
MemeMuseumCurator
The entire thing is a joke but if you went to a Bradley Cooper autograph signing, would you expect to be getting the actor's autograph
MemeMuseumCurator
or some random guy named Bradley Cooper.
atleastIwasnt36
Those Tumblr stories... I definitely believe each one
ineedtostopeatingrice
That was actually Mjolnir
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
Sweet pinup, Sorayama is one of my all time favorite artists
pitrack
#16 venomous
PonytailDude
Also, they're talking about a coral snake, but used a picture of a king snake.
demolitionlover09
Red touches black, friend of Jack
snarf01
Also, coral snakes have fangs in the back of their mouths, they have to chew on you to inject venom. He was probably just fine.
dowingba
"Help, a thief" is a comma splice, though.
MattGlade
#15 Time for a dick tattoo.
imshibagel
Tbh tho that hammer looks horrible
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FireBreathingFerret
And one Richard long ago had a famously short dick and was called "Short-Dick Richard" which evolved into Dick
TheNotSoSilentTitan
5 HOUR ENERGY. DECAF. ZERO SUGAR. 4 CALORIES. ALL POISON.
zackofspades
The most successful BS brand name ever conceived...nothing else comes close.
FreightBallsofFire
The documentary on the inventor and CEO is really great. He is really trying to do good for the world.
zackofspades
I'm not buying what he's selling. Literally. He produced that doc himself as a self-glorification. That's my honest view.
TheSecondBestOne
POWERTHURST
wangtangle
You've tried the worst, now try the THIRST
mykill93
But like actually, what is it? Cocaine?
davidthemonkey
Citicoline, tyrosine, phenylalanine, taurine, malic acid, glucuronolactone, half cup decaff worth of caffine
AlkeneThiol
I'm impressed that you actually have accurately listed the ingredients.
davidthemonkey
just googled the product and copied from their website
AlkeneThiol
No you had it memorized
GucciBootlips
Don't ruin the illusion
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
Glycine, valine, leucine, isoleucine, alanine... they all are aliphatic so you will not see a ring. The lone human amino acid with one is
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
Proline. From protein we are formed. With two hydroxyl groups you’ll find serine and threonine. Fro bases you have arginine, lysine and
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
Histidine. From protein we are formed. Now the aromatics! Tryptophan, tyrosine, and phenylalanine. Apartic and glutamic are both acids as
davidthemonkey
And vitamins
fingobaggins
... so what is it?
Kayayayaya
Poison.
candystud
i wsn't ready for the pineapple one
F3arless5hadow
It looks suspiciously like that green stuff you smoke...
Pouvatsu
No, it's a pineapple in a jar.
candystud
Totally a pineapple juste not matur enough
cloud5867
The smell!! They forgot about the smell
candystud
Put coffee near that and voilà!
Z0op
You would have to hide in a bigass vat full of coffee to mask the smell of a jar filled with weed
Rantaf
Lol have you ever smelled weed?
candystud
I did yeah, but i have smelled weed sealed in plastic and put in jar of coffee, only big smell of coffe
Rantaf
Yeah, but placing coffee next to an open container with weed isn’t gonna help one bit.
Vertron
Those poor buds. They gonna dry out
candystud
I have no idea how weed should be kept, see cause i never really tried it
Vertron
And frozen
Rantaf
Air-tight.