(B)limey (L)ook at (T)hat!
When she says it is her first time
Head goes crack
Cute rat pics
My suspended bed
How close i am to losing my $#!t
PANCAKES
Daz needs to chill....
Psycho charity shop
delivered to wrong place, poor mini Dva somewhere without her mech
Does anyone know what this is or have any information about it (other than "its a screwdriver")?
Ignore
I don't remember seeing that option at university
do NOT stick your d!ck in crazy
Creepy doll is creepy
I was told my pancakes were too thin so i made a "proper one" lime juice and maple syrup topping
Well.....not sure about that....
Someone couldn't take the apocalypse any more (fallout4)
Not sure why this popped into my head.
@ismarticus "They have determined I am only mostly bad at judo."
Y'know when you say a word so many times it starts to sound weird....
Ain't that the truth
It wasn't just close, it was
Short stories of cabbage brained zombies (aka most people nowadays)
error: mileage not found
When the white chick gets shocked
I found a stone tesla logo
Who likes PB&J?
Never ending strawberry cheesecake
I dont know why this came into my head
Terrible pun is terrible :(
Time to get work done
When she teases you then leaves
My morning drink before going to work at customer service job
So close yet so far
You will need to after that burn...
I love the smell of 23 pancakes in the morning, smells like victory!
Also available in 70kg bags IYKWIM
Mother f£$%ing chicken
I bought a chainsaw from ikea :)
Dont touch it
I need me some rice krispie treats!
Like that but better? what about the right side
# totallysafesplitters
I made mini pancakes for my rats
When you p!ss off your Mrs
If YOU don't believe in yourself no one will...