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After much time on imgur, I had a thought:
So I did.
The End
My one regret:
hobbityj
"If you incest" - ahahahaha genius.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Reading this with snowfall outside my window, perfection.
DarkSideLoyalist
Bravo. -Slow, silent clapping- Just...just bravo. .u.
CrazyDogGuyIsCrazy
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
Masterful.
burf2
This was worth logging in to upvote.
Dogsarecoolerthancats
This brings a tear to my eye, this is the day imgur's national anthem was created!
LordLewi
..I lack the words..
tangybreath
Haha... Cabbagepatch. Poor, poor Benesquick +1
whatthefrancium
+1 for pronouncing Colbert Colbert instead of Colbert.
BeardsBearsAndBrian
This is literally the best post I've ever seen in the whole damn internet: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/034/705/win2.jpg
WhatsHerFace1
I'm going to use this to explain imgur from now on.
badwolfbadwolfbadwolf
YourInappropriateGrandma
Amazing! http://imgur.com/wWOQLWy
Storybot
I read this once, I read this thrice, I really wish I could upvote this twice.
peasantdennis
Oh the Places You'll Go
DoDucHuy
PTSD flash back with the safe.
NotAKorean
DID SOMEONE SAY SAFE
BELGIANfries
SometimesIFallOutOfPlanes
I remember that whole thing. Did they ever figure out what was inside of it?
shadowfallen
I still hold the theory that the original safe OP found something awesome, and took it- so that the delivering safe OP had nothing to show..
Dreadwing93
/a/ELiFe
ashmenon
Yes. There was sadness. Sadness was inside of it.
BELGIANfries
sadness and anger
josh0223
This should be in the "about" section of imgur
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER's gonna upvote this...in a rockalanche! +1 for the fucking effort, OP...+1 indeed
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
ooh! A celebrity, here? In LNI? Better ride this bandwagon to the top!
blackguard89
Hey there....how's it going? Does Toph still beat you?
ExPFCWintergreen
that doesn't rhyme
immarkscientist
I read this like "The Rock" in the WWF days... please tell me you have expressive eyebrows.
kyaira
BEHOLD!! The Boulder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyNKvpJgLqU as he is schooled by a blind girl..
kyaira
It's good you read it that way, because that's how the character was intend. The Last Airbender - S2E6 - The Blind Bandit. Watch it.
Wolffkran
Hi Boulder. I'm a fan of your work. Sign my pet rocks breasts?
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER would be honored to do so [puts down his Herbie Hancock]
OnceLostNowFound
This is no good, in fact it's quite scary. You summed up all imgur except the downvote fairy!
OnceLostNowFound
A gift she will give, since visit she must; only one click and your comment's bust!
OnceLostNowFound
But good will prevail, for her power is lacking; a good comment will rise with tge community's backing!
OnceLostNowFound
Well, shit. Typo. That kills it.
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
Nah, you rocked it. Well done!
somepoorjerk
Fuck that guy anyway.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
*monocled, good Bard.
BoogadaBoogadaBoogada
"Happy Imgur to all, and to all a good night!"
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
I read it like "Twas the Night Before Christmas" too!!
itsamazing
wish this was top comment
Eowyneb
oh you!
PwnageHobo
If you don't like this poem, I feel bad for you son. For I think it deserves a hearty "Well done!"
AShadeOfFuchsia
I love everything about this everything.
ConfusedFlareon
I need 99 upvotes, but I've only got one!
ashmenon
Yet your username sounds like a whole lotta fun!
FapplebeesFamilyRestaurant
I get a couplet of these references
fenrin
Freaking BRILLIANT.
sukiyaki
This seems to be quite a cute poem you've wrote / I'll prove that I like it by pressing upvote!
Lemau
I see what you did there and I must agree, for this is creative and also OC. Creative replies are awesome too, an up for OP and also for you
dirtyketchup
Your comment is witty and I see that it rhymes / If all followed suit we'd be having good times
champin
You all are talented.
chemistrydoc
I'll second your thought and give a +1 / I'm afraid I was sad when the poem was all done
rhythmnation
Don't be down, chemistrydoc... it has just begun! / The comments are full of tons of poetry fun
wanooknox
Cheers to OP! I think you'll agree / and another +1! Rule of three!
DongleDingler
Let's make that three... I meme four, that was a terrible joke, I'll find my way to the door!
ch00kz
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
wanooknox
(BTW that would have flowed better without the "all" in there)
chemistrydoc
thepunnisher
If you don't like this poem, you should be committed. It's the best thing I've ever seen browsing user submitted.
IIWIIM8
I saw what you did there. In fact 'we all' saw what you did there. Good Job! OP needs pics for some that are just words, help OP out.
ILostIt
can comments now be / in haiku form like this one? / potato panties
rhythmnation
a great suggestion / shit seven syllables, how? / fuck this shit, I quit
Cerinna
I can't stand poetry. I loved this poem. Looks like I'm sane, because it IS the best damn thing I've seen!
listeningincolor
Literally the best OC I've seen on Imgur. Hands down.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
This should be the top comment!
ImgurMountaineer
BOOOM
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Well in this I'll have to agree with you @thepunnisher, especially since this user sub post had very much to deliver!
lynxrufuscalifornicus
Oh. Oh, well-played. Well played, indeed!
sexfart
iambic pentameter called, he sounds angry at you.
Vesmic
You punny thing you.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
That wasn't a pun.
fixial
If you're late to the party, or in a downward spiral, you can catch it up later when it arrives in Most Viral.
TargaryenDragon
Most viral welcomes it for the very first time, But not for the last as someone will repost this rhyme
kungfuskunk
It's my first time seeing this! There's a smile on my face, Most viral it is, this post has earned its place.
xLemmyIsGodx
You have skills son!
bumblebeehedgehogfish
I was browsing the site, when I found this great poem, OC much like this, keeps my imgur love growin'
ClubsCantHandleMe
MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN AS A NARRATOR!
noplacer
no
Astarael1
If this happened my life would be complete.
MrFastZombie
Yes.
kalamitykode
I'd donate for Freeman's fee.
Darklinkuk
Can we chip in to rent him?
stopthatnowgobackandsitdown
Has to be read Seuss-like also. It just has that flow.
Nouseforausername
See, this is why we should be able to favorite comments
FisterMantastic
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
stopthesquirrel
If this doesn't happen I will leave the internet
Imgonnatipyouwell
I'll make some calls.
stopthesquirrel
I don't care what other people say about you. You're pretty okay.
ashmenon
I'll press the dially-tooties.
j0ke
Do this please :D
goblue142
^ This please!
whycantibeintheslugclubforfilchssake
Starfire?
SoWasI
"I don't always write poems but what if I told you/ that memes are the beams that support and uphold you" brought a tear to my eye
hannavas
Hell yes. I was legit blown away by that couplet.
Epiderminator
Fun fact: I pronounced meme like "maim" for years until I heard someone say it the right way. It was a hard habit to break.
pretzelnugget
At first I thought it was the same as the French word meme, pronounced memm. Also, the part about OP made me laugh. Hard. I love you now.
jenniofthehallucinogenicllamas
I used to say it as meh-mee up until I saw this post
ameliasophia
"if you incest" was the best bit I think you might be a legitimate genius dude
PeterPanLives
Another fun fact: Richard Dawkins coined the term over a decade ago.
DoctorMama
OP! Tell me! Is that a reference to S. King? Because if not, you need to read the Dark Tower series. You fucking psychic.
javer80
Dark Tower's great, but -- I mean, you know support beams aren't a concept limited to a fantasy series, right? :x
DoctorMama
Yes. But I'm an allegory nerd. Hater. :)
Epiderminator
I'm afraid it wasn't. I've heard of the Dark Tower series but I haven't read it.
DoctorMama
You should. They are excellent.
ThisDonkeyisReallyReallyBald
Behold the turtle of enormous girth... :)
StoppedLurkingtoDownvote
I wonder if anyone else read this like a Seuss book. This is beautiful.
KelseyJo
Did it.
CampOfLacho
I did
Eowyneb
I totaly did!
thisaccountisembarrassingsoichangedthename
Dr. Seuss's newest book, "Horton Harks an Imgur Poem", now on sale in the imgur store!
SweetBabyYeezus
I actually rap every poem I've ever read, this one was no exception
CuddyStoneAngel
I did
TheWolf277
My mind chose to read it like this. I didn't agree at first, but it kept reading.
CommodoreVictorTreaSure
Did
LinkTheHeroOfJustAboutEverything
Went back and tried to read it not like a Dr Seuss book. Failed.
bigmac73
spot on
MarlinCivetta
Mmmm.... Yesss
kateemma22
Somehow this turned out more 'twas the night before christmas' for me.
transmogrifier38
We all did.
SkylerYuGen
I love when my mind works like who ever has the top comment. its humbling.
Quaithen
I sure as hell did
GingerTheBeard
i certainly did.
bmassthethird
Had more of a "night before Christmas" vibe to me
robokey
I read this to my son, who loves Seuss...and he was excited, but he had no idea what it was about. :D
FemaleGuitarist19
Indeed I did
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
glorious
kungfuman
I did it instinctively.
passionrain
I thought we all did? >_>
TheCoolSideOfYourPillow
Is there any other way to read it?
Cdxxprincess421
Love me some Seuss!
spacepinata
How could you not?
HackerJacker
How else would you read it?
blackguard89
Well I did...to some degree at least O_o
SugarCoatedNonsense
OMG, I did!!!
tooomanysteves
100%!
Androlis
I did.
ObiJuancho
Yep
Isi151e
Of course! how else should it be read?
Contraculto
absolutely, yes.
sickseductivesinner
Yeah, I'm sleepy now :)
pdgabriel
I didn't realise until I read your comment but yeah, I did
Hazarath
I did, haha.
MineNameIsGlenn
definitely did.
i8br
absolutely
knightofgreed
Went right along in my head. Couldnt stop it was pretty perfect
pinkcris
Yes I did. And it has given me as much as Oh the Places You'll Go... stunning.
SirRhosisOfTheLiver
The big problem is I now try to read every post like this... Rhyming should be a requirement
loveallthepeople
That and mambo number 5
TheLovelyMissBeans
Of course we did. Do you think we're savages?!?! Actually, best not to answer that.
TheForerunner
Upvote for not having to say this myself.
PastaIsLife
That was a given
candykittycat
I totally did XD
LeakySpigot
Not only did I read this like a Seuss book, but now I can't stop reading every post after this one like a Seuss book.
Gaaarrr
i did
Ewuk
Thank god I'm not the only one!
PLatzangst
i don't know anything about seuss books, so i read it like my gramps used to read poems to me
casiehansolo
I sure did, then I read all the comments like a Dr. Seuss book. The ones that didnt rhyme displeased me.
TormentedBanana
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Yo,OP if you're anywhere out here today, Dr Seuss called and he wants to play,a battle as such,come out to rap if you can handle the crunch.
Darklinkuk
I did too
Nandabun
Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" for me.
KraftDurchKoelsch
Me too, especially the bit about "These are the people that make the front page"~
eitakfletch
Yes. Yes I did.
LaronX
There is no other way to read it is there?
shutterErv
Is it possible to not read it as a Suess book?
WhersMySAMMICH
of course we did cause seuse was the man.
Krakencrotch
I know I'm not, but I do feel like the only one here who never read a Dr. Seuss book.
BishlamekGurpgork
That's EXACTLY how I read it. The entire. Damn. Thing.
Mgibson2020
I keep trying to read everyone's comments the same way too...
fuzzlespup
That's exactly what everyone did I'm psure
ChaosKnux
Guilty
pyrobob4
Hell, after reading this whole post, I read you comment like a Suess book.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
I have the same birthday as him
ClubsCantHandleMe
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahv_1IS7SiE
CatsMakeMeSick
I did, i did, i did indeed. I read as if it was about a thneed.
morsmordre104
sure did
thehellbinder
Of course! I am a horse
AssafMedickswecksler
are there non seuss books?
gagvx290
I read it like the night before Christmas!
kineto
an excerpt from Dr Seuss' unpublished book, "oh the places you'll post"
Withallduerespect
A post is a post, no matter how small.
N0083rP00F
though some say that 140 character limit is a limit to small, oh what gall
FoundAnotherUserName
Unfortunately yes, yes I did
Nyther53
Yeah we all did.
cheesebrigade
Definitely.
RunsOnPizza
I TOTALLY DID
DisneyPrincessCthulhu
Absolutely.
dontbethatguy
Yes, but like benedict cumberbatch reading a Dr. Suess book. I think he should start doing that.
pullingsaiyantails
Totally. And what's more I didn't realize I had until you said something.
Whynanawhy
How does one read something 'like a Seuss (I assume meaning the works of Theodor Seuss Geisel) book'? I'm not sure I follow what you mean.
theholliellama
I totally did!
ihavethepower
Boris Karloff's voice just drifted right into my head like... something... that drifts into heads naturally. Earwigs?
ihavethepower
Fun fact, there is not insect that actually intentionally lives in your ear.
TheStaleBread
I didn't even realize I was until I read this comment.
Luubox
Of course we did
Topp023
Read it twice. Once as normal Seuss, once with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.
jenniofthehallucinogenicllamas
How could you not?
SonicDH
Yep
mayormeowsalot
Same
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
Indeedely
daegon789
What is the deal with temperature with guitar
Epiderminator
http://imgur.com/05t8B
daegon789
What is the context of the guitar being there?
Epiderminator
Sorry, thought that would link to the gallery page. The title is "My pool this morning. In Phoenix. It's cold."
daegon789
Ah. If you want it to go to the post put imgur.com/gallery and then whatever the last bit is.