Who brings milk to a gun fight? 

I have been on the Depo-Provera birth control shot for three years now. I love it.
My doctor knows about the lactating and thought it was funny when I brought it up. She even told me it would stop IF I stopped squirting everything... I have yet to stop squirting everything.

Front page edit, if we still do these... but I've gotten a few interesting questions
1- Farthest distance so far has been 18" That is the equivalent of one american girl doll. I haven't tried for distance long, I normally just shoot at stuff.
2- the lactating started 4-6 months after I stared the Depo shots, so the second shot.
3- yes three years is a long time, thank you for your concern. I sit next to women in the waiting room who have been on it for 10+ Also I have a history of chronic migraine, and with the medications I am taking to keep that under control. the Depo was the only hormone option available to me. my first neurologist suggested abstinence, I practiced abstinence from his office.
4- I honestly don't think it tastes like anything. it does have a slight stick to it.
5-I do use them as weapons, hence the title.

6- Don't send nudes, send dad jokes. My dad has too many, I need to beat him in the dad joke war.