Read my lips, no new taxes!
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MRW I see that one of my posts has exactly 1 view and 1 downvote.
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1184
MRW I realize I can downvote my own comments.
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MRW my parents tell me I can't do meth in the house anymore so I find a new fix.
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Every morning this happens while I'm getting ready for the day...
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645
MRW I see another god damn kpop post in usersub.
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Cosmopolitan Double Standard
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2539
HRW I tell him my name is Anthony Scaramucci.
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692
MRW I start browsing imgur before bed, then some time later check the clock.
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Imgur's reaction when I repost shitposts so they can die in usersub again.
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3468
MRW I see something usersub that's going to the FP and I can make a stupid comment to get points from someone else's quality post.
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TFW I can only come up with mediocre reaction gif posts.
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Nap time
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MRW someone overhears me calling my cat Mr. Buddy.
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1290
MRW all I do is shitpost and somehow one of my posts get 50 points.
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Surprise Motherfucker!
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MRW when I'm told by my friend's vegan SO that I'll stop getting kidney stones if I become vegan.
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