aplasticbagmadeofcheese
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Aug 20, 2017 6:30 PM
aplasticbagmadeofcheese
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PantheonWests
Really enjoyed this dump. Cappy Hake Day.
Fang247
"Web designer" killed me
krista0987654321
Phork...
notthelongestnameonimgur
The last one, I've never kissed anyone before.
ohanrahahanrahan
Ha web designer
RainbowKing
All these depression memes are gonna make me throw up.
wafflepuffball
PantheonWests
#18 what the spork wants to be when it grows up...but tragically never will.
ChristopherPowerWalken
i'd poop here
moodytravesty
glen was actually her second husband
RelativelyRelevantRelative
First husbands name? Albert Einstein.
STGxDante
Below avg.?! I don't think my avg is even yearly. *Dies a little inside...not that much been dead for years.*
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Its refreshing to see a "yo mama so fat joke", that I've never heard before. +1
picardsbeard
A "PFoon"
Heimdall143
Postize?
Coltx45
Last one, I'm like 150,000 hours behind. Guess I have some making up to do
Coltx45
Making out*
Coltx45
Both*
scnottaken
17 years? My sweet summer child.
Coltx45
Well how'd you guess! actually 21 but figured grandma made me kiss her a couple times way back when
CakeDaySenderKit
Happy Cake Day!
doxielove04
This was a glorious dump
FrankTheCube
weatherthehaarp
Buy your own house, loser!
bigfish821
Like reaaaaaaaaaal below average
Bourbonkers
Ha! It's been two months since I kissed my wife. I win.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
It's been an hour since I kissed my man good night. And he will give me a kiss before he goes to work in the am. I like kissing...
IWishIWasTheSky
Go kiss her already
Aeturo
She could be dead and he's taking it way too well, or covering the pain with humor
snufflebraxbeebooloo
Hey, me too! But we're separated, so. Not surprising.
CairoLen
The girl in #5 who shoulda stayed home is a dead ringer for my niece. Might be her. My sister would lose her mind so I'm not saying anything
mathnerd314
JayDelCor
On that last one. yea . no .. let's not go there.
Leeleelilmama
Dry boy
Chocolateco0kie
@dltrott22
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
Also: ghost dicks! LMAO
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
This had a little bit of everything in it and I loved every last one!
Chocolateco0kie
LMAO we are below average!! YAYY
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
We will change that! ;-)
Spincyn
As a Canadian I don't understand the 'saying sorry unnecessarily' jar?
aplasticbagmadeofcheese
It also happens to be my meme queen @Julie 's bday who i "borrowed" all these memes from
love ya!
ClydMLam5
Happy birthday to her then! She has great taste... well in memes at least ;-)
Iamnotacreativeman
Gay
FartsAtUrinals
You go boy! Wave that rainbow-flag with pride! Just don't let i define you.
WallpaperProblems
I fuck Pigeons
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Same. I only fuck banjo pigeons, tho.
swinglinered
Bert?
FartsAtUrinals
Orallly or anally?
WallpaperProblems
Why do you want know how I had sex with a pigeon?
dumbgaybatman
#1 not a whale?
KnucleheadFlow
Beluga whale
dumbgaybatman
Oh damn
annonymouse211
Can we go back to the peelable banana popsicle for a sec? Do you eat the peel or what? Is the stick like the little banana stem?
ChrisTallant
I need this.
greenhope
We have these in Canada. The peel is gelatin... it doesn't melt. They're disgusting, taste like banana penicillin.
PantheonWests
These are the questions we need answered
Pinne
If it's like the one we have in Sweden, it's a gummy candy-ish peel with a regular popsicle stick.
Twiggeh
WE HAVE THIS IN SWEDEN?!
Pinne
We did, like a year ago
TheRealRanchDubois
They have similar pops in the US, made by willie wonka I think
ishkaga
I had one similar in Canada. It was kinda crap. Outside was consistency of congealed blood and inside was soft ice cream
MrAlwaysRight
Yup I've had one, the outside was grape flavored. If you let the outside thaw it's kind of like a jelly/soft candy.
MichaelBay
They are sold as well here in México. They are banana flavored. I shit you not
AFineAdditionToMyCollection
Bamboozled again
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
TheGreatGreens
I assume the peel is banana flavored taffy, but there is a typical popsicle stick to hold it.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Fuuuuck that sounds great.
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
I thought maybe bite top off then peel down
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
There's a fourth level of friendship. Borderline gay for eachother.
74RD15
The best kind of friendship
Zasep
"Borderline"
Barkinsons
Can confirm, it's the best level of friendship
Mirisido
What about thatevel where you're both actually gay for each other?
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
Well then you've moved into romance, which is also good.
CptRobotNinja
Like not into it but will give your bro a handi just cause youre such good friends
bioshockisagoodgame
ABSOLUTELY!! I've pashed most of my female friends
wackywoohoopizzaman
Also known as "people think we're gay but we're really not"
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
Even worse when the best friend is gay, but not for you.
FritztheChef
It's just guy love between two guys
EndyanaDawnn
It's not gay if you keep your socks on
SomeCrazyNerd
Did you say no homo when the balls touched?
LowkeyOnTheDownlow
narwhaffle
This has become a very large problem my best friend and I because I AM gay, however he is not.
MystiSaurusRex
It doesn't help that we refer to each other as "Wife." People get so confused, especially when we're also with our husbands.
LAppelDuVideGagne
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
It's guy love!
AstroMeow
???? between two guys????
Donttellbecky
You have to be very careful with that one when alcohol is involved >.>
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
My best friend and I have somehow yet to cross that line even drunk off our asses, and he's into dudes.
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
wafflepuffball
I still dont know what you changed
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
Was that a question for me?
Merlijn29
Does the username @youdonthavetoscrollbackup not give it away...
wafflepuffball
Ooooh
Saitheshinobi
You're doing god's work
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
Thank you. Have an upvote.
FORA666
omfg i love you
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
Thank you. Have an upvote
FORA666
aww you too!