I just found InspiroBot, the inspirational quote generator
My friend is in the hospital all week, so this is how i'm cheering her up
When you're taking a shower and your SO decides to poop
WTF is wrong with you people?
I'll try anything once!
long boi, smol man, beepis, mage, snekkerino
Kung Fu Batman
Farmer plugs badger hole with confused sheep
Skeletor up in this Muthafucka!!
today in usersub i saw a lobster molesting a cactus
Sorry in advance.
It's gonna be a rough day. Have a drink
So long, July 29th. I gave it my best.
A tossed salad that loves tossing salad
July 29. An orange car goes off the road while a white car drowns
rate my baby
It's the 29th
Dabbing my way into the 29th
July 29th
When you're trying to be cute but you know you're ugly AF
Charlie's Dream Journal
When you broke up, but they keep texting angry messages
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Just found out there's 10 minutes left of my Cake Day!!!
Bork into the Void
MYAAAAH!!
I've been making art to cope with my depression.
Celebrities that look like Muppets
Triggered
Official White House photo of the First Lady... House of Cards?
I'm 35 and my mom asked me when i'm going to have kids
Kid Rock and Ted Nugent are playing the Trump Inauguration
Merry Christmas from Stephen Hawking!
when you get hit so hard in the beans it makes you pimp walk
Just a turkey kicking a beach ball
ok people, let's do this thing
Say what you want, but nobody f*cks with the Knife People
When it's Halloween but it's also midterms.
When i read my drunken texts the next morning
When its my turn for karaoke and I pick Rap God
Current mood:
The new season of Narcos looks amazing
Has anyone seen the new Netflix ads for Narcos?
Keep up the good work, everybody!
nothing but fresh ass bread for this duck
A big runny gorilla dump
When I visit my SO who moved away for a job on a kelp farm
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When I'm asked what tools I use to harvest my kelp farm.
Browsing the front page today
Fozzie Fonzie
anything for an upvote
Naked Man Vandalizes Lake and Puts Dog in a Choke Hold.
Its friday night. i'm pumped.
I get a little crabby if i dont eat
First week in my new apartment with no furniture and loud neighbors
dunno.
When someone says my name in the break room
i got you fam