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Nov 16, 2016 12:11 AM
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SnipSnapCrabAttack
Ah this has aged well.
mac821
http://imgur.com/PJJEaqR Same goddamn post one post away.
tehPhreakmang
Why is it we can't shoot blanks into the air again?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I don't care if you want to protest but don't block the fucking roads. A man died recently because the ambulance was blocked by those twats.
piggystylez
I too believe I should be able to murder people who mildly inconvenience me
dannu17
I ran into my x the other day....then I put the car in reverse and ran back over her!
Anotherdayanotherdollarinthehole
She never saw it coming
Jefforylebowski
If that would happen in Texas too many dudes in trucks with grilll guards would become murderers too quick
jasmineelee
I'd just get out and yell I didn't vote for him fuck off.
shakeedKeebler
That student got deported
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
RIP Jake.
consolepeasent
He ded?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
No. It was a false story.
jakefromreddit
It was a good run. 10/10 would live again.
YadaYadaYoda
Jake from State Farm?
TheNeverNude
This post is like everything the sociopath hiding inside me wants to say but is to afraid to share.
thyregod
I'd just honk the horn, get the engine up to full-rpm, and clutch out making a loud wheel-spin. If they don't move, it's their own fault.
Britich
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
BreakingDexterSoprano
I like this quote a lot, but I always forget about it until it pops up on Imgur.
ratfaceddog
So, you remember it every 15 minutes?
broguyman
You're my hero
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Britich
You see it a lot because there is more opportunity for it to be said.
weeee
Honestly are you coming to imgur (with its 140 character limit) for "solutions?"
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Britich
I understand that theyre hurt over something but standing in a freeway is fucking moronic. Do you stand on a train track and protest? No.
sosimsinking
OF COURSE its great to express your right to peaceful assembly but MAYBE if you get ran over bocking a highway its a tiny bit your fault
Irishda
Or, you know, the sociopath behind the wheel. But hey, fuck me for thinking someone shouldn't die right
Aranyszin
And then also a lot your fault in addition.
LychFinderGeneral
Yeah, but wouldn't the law still come down on the driver if someone gets hurt?
intotheEnd
Lol totally read it in his voice in my head
sosimsinking
right?
Phazonite
Does anyone actually believe otherwise?
bvtthole
Kind of an old louis joke that isn't even louisesque. They don't tend to have formulas. Still a goodie tho.
yeahifuck
And it's kinda not that peaceful....
LetumComplexo
So far there have been 2 or 3 riots and several dozen protests. Stop pretending like they're *all* riots.
yeahifuck
They're not all riots, but there are considerably more, and larger riots than when Obama won
LetumComplexo
Yes and no. There are more protests now but the message of the protestors was much more violent when Obama was elected.
LetumComplexo
The thing about there being more protests now is that it's hard to know why. The comparison between Obama and Trump's victories is poor.
Rhythmaster
The issue is that protests will be ignored unless some disruption to the status quo occurs. We didn't achieve any of our past improvements
Rhythmaster
Without inconveniencing anyone, usually it was violence. BUT I don't think it helps the cause to piss of random ppl tryna get to work. The
Rhythmaster
Disruption needs to be aimed at appropriate targets.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Hey Louis...
ashertaz
Also, the protesters were not wearing any road safety vests, during night time, so it was very difficult for the drivers to see them all.
ClapTrapConjurerOfTheDarkArts
Just because someone is in the road you do not get to hit them. That is not something you should have to explain to people.
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ClapTrapConjurerOfTheDarkArts
You are talking about possibly killing another human being because they slightly inconvenienced you. Thats why people want to ban guns.
alsoAzrael
So you're saying that those drivers are stray dogs with no sense of morality or the law, who will soon be caught and put down for biting?
Lots43
HIGHWAY
shakeedKeebler
People need to stop inconveniencing others' lives and start protesting somewhere other than roads.
raidleadergutts
But you DO get to drive past them. Then the dumb thugs try to attack you in your car, which is when you floor it.
Kamasu0Tra
You do know they usually make a wall of people, right? Not something you can just.. drive around.
raidleadergutts
You can push them. Humans aren't strong enough to stop a fucking car.
Kamasu0Tra
No, but they are strong enough to swing a brick hard enough to break a window, or capable of fucking up your vehicle.
raidleadergutts
And then you floor it, hoping to crush whichever human trash did that?
Magicfancypants
Good
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Fucking hell, there are THREE OF THESE in usersub rising right now. Give it a rest already!
MidlandRedux
Trumpistas are the ultimate expression of American self-indulgence. And we thought it was SJWs! Not just politics, it's pissing on others!
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Too late. I'm winning in the points.
Toralar
I like your confidence
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
It's like watching the debt clock climb. Up, up and up
Toralar
You're pretty much already beating NDelRey with just this post lol
heffalumpisbetterthannone
What exactly do protesters expect me to do about their little problem?? Got my own problems so f-off with yrs.
CleverClint407
I really wanna talk to one of these fuckers who think this is ok to do.
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
I wouldn't go so far as to say its ok to run someone over but under the wrong circumstances it might be easy to do. One of those 1/2
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
circumstances, protesting in the middle of the highway, could be easily avoided on the protesters part by protesting in a different place2/2
RockerFoxes
Also real talk for a second, why not protest somewhere that actually means something like outside or bank or a govt building instead of 1/2
RockerFoxes
blocking average Americans going to work and trying to live normal lives while attempting to play chicken with a big rig at 10pm to 4am.
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
Absolutely! I'm a normal guy which means I'm not there when the black kid mouths off to a white head strong cop or to grab the head 1/2
Equinox13
I want to talk to one who thinks it's not only okay but also a good idea. Or...maybe I don't. I've lost enough brain cells already.
CleverClint407
Block a major highway that is, I'm all for running these peope over. That's right, I said those people. Wanna fight about it?
SomeCrazyNerd
Well they sgouldn't block traffic illegally homocide/manslaughter is more illegal.
TwoFlowerDestroyerOfWorlds
you know you just advocated murder right...? I'm just trying to clarify.
CleverClint407
I didn't say murder you idiot. Plenty of people have been run over and not die.
SomeCrazyNerd
So assualt?
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter is the term you're looking for.
alsoAzrael
Attempted murder carries a nice sentence too.
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
That's me
TwoFlowerDestroyerOfWorlds
Just to be clear, so everyone is on the same page, you are advocating murder in response to blocking roads...
SFMGifs
Devil'a advocate: if an ambulance carrying a critical passenger to a hospital, and a random dude's blocking highway traffic, passengers dead
TwoFlowerDestroyerOfWorlds
I mean that's just the trolly situation. For the large majority of cases thats not what is taking place.
gutenbergfuture
WTF is wrong with you. How little humanity and empathy so you have to think its ok to take a humans life just bc u wanna drive quicker 2work
ridoshi
Its more than getting to work quicker. Blocking the highways has caused multiple fatalities because ambulances couldnt get through.
CleverClint407
Lol. Way to simplify the situation. Are you a highschool/college student?
kuriosly
I don't think this is a quicker situation. I think this is a drive to work period situation.
kuriosly
Protesters on a highway generally don't allow for detours
RandomStranger55
Imgur showing their lust for liberal blood.
RockerFoxes
Not really liberal blood but idiot blood. If you are blocking people on a highway i don't have any sympathy if you get hit by a car.
LifeSmell
Idk for me it wouldn't matter what they were protesting for. Protest all you like but get the f*ck out of the road or get hit
ridoshi
Id have the same response if it was conservatives protesting
squip
Speaking as a liberal, get over yourself.
trollprozac
Yeh! Let's rampage!
snailphotography
For fucks sake don't run people over. That is not the kind of driving Mr Rogers knows you're capable of.
Brocktooon
Parttimehoboo
hah i like you
Munchman347
Someone ran over a pedestrian, 'Yeah, well, they are required by law to drive responsibly and be aware of obstructions on the roadway'...
Munchman347
It doesn't matter what their political stance is, auto drivers are legally required to give way to pedestrians, no matter what...
phLOx
Not on highways, or at least in where I live. Pedestrians may under no circumstances walk alongside, next to, or across a highway, period.
phLOx
Mind you, its doesn't give you a free ticket to mow down a pedestrian, but you won't get a charge of manslaughter, just an incident report.
DavidREDPollard
Nothing but a speed bump
KimJongSpoon
A speed bump? On a highway? Who are you, Michael Scott?
cloudsforbrains
I was just about to say this!
JacquenHagar
tinydragonfarts
Just like those kids in the middle of the road.
DavidREDPollard
If you're choosing to block traffic on a busy highway its survival of the fittest at that point.
DavidREDPollard
If a child is hit while riding a bike or walking home its totally different.
DavidREDPollard
So if you choose to stand in the middle of the road to block traffic on purpose i hope you get hit and the ambulance cant get there in time
justanotherfakeslimshady
I mean it is illegal to block interstates in most states so
ArtArchive
Something being illegal doesn't mean squat if the cops either aren't able to or won't handle the problem.
warick
Or DA declines to press charges.
transientgirl
So what happened?
LizardEnterprises
Yeah, but we also live in a system where vigilante justice is *also* illegal. You cannot execute them for a crime they've not been tried for
TheNeverNude
It sure as fuck is in Michigan. I think it's actually one of the few laws that's enforced.
furrydumpsterfire
Our roads are bad enough as it is, we dont need protesters blocking them, we have road "repair" crews to do that
MrPoopyDickButt
Repair crew? You mean doughnut and coffee club?
VigorousButtstuff
Very. Unfortunately, Oregon was stupid and constitutionally banned the hire of more cops in Portland. So they're hideously understaffed.
TheClayKnight
Wait what? Banned hiring more cops in a specific city?
VigorousButtstuff
Yep. The state said they had too many and that it was oppressive or some bullshit, so every new hires come with someone else getting canned.
SaltyAsshole
I have no pity for them, play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
TheClayKnight
MinisterKai
In some places (most? Many?), it's illegal to impede traffic, period.
ImAShittyTransAm
It's more illegal to kill someone.
SupportGeek
Depends, self defense? Not illegal mostly. If someone jumps in front of a moving vehicle, and dies , driver not at fault
ImAShittyTransAm
Yes, but if they are blocking the road, it is illegal. If you go up to them and try to attack and you go forward you will hurt innocents.
AlwaysCorrect
If protestors are blocking the road, why not keep going forward at like 2 mph. Not enough to hurt people, but they can't exactly stop you
Colcunillingus
Where's the fuckin' fun in that?
DadofImgur
Username checks out.
OfficerBaconBits
Someone trying to pull me out of my vehicle is a wet dream. Make like Aladin and show them the world. 70mph at a time
skylark28
Because some will get in the way to stop you. Also, if you do hurt one, at 2mph, better chance of them breaking glass to get you
spetcnaz
If this about the San Diego 5 freeway incident. Well it is the freaking 5 freeway at night.
FuckILoveTurtles
You punch the mother fucker and if they don't move, then that's gonna be their problem.
amop
2 miles an hour, so errybody see you
BoltActionGearbox
6ft1DickC
I'm thinking v blade snow plow
BoltActionGearbox
ImAShittyTransAm
Because you're liable if they get injured. Just go around, they're not blocking the only route, just the fastest.
Anonaru
How did you turn around and take a different route on limited access highways / freeways? Roads where Pedestrians are expressly forbidden
ChaosandChaos
I'm sorry, but unless otherwise posted as private or military, you are not "forbidden". But it's an at your own risk situation.
Horsense
Actually in America its a felony to block an interstate...
ChaosandChaos
In the comment I replied to, the word "block" wasn't used. I replied to "pedestrians are forbidden," which isn't true.
dangerousDoc
These "Protestors" will bang on the glass and scratch the paint or even tag your car.
Absdee
Those aren't "protesters" those are "rioters". Just out to break shit and steal.
dangerousDoc
Yes they are rioters I'm glad you agree on what the "protesters" are.
Whoamioooooo
I'm all for running over people who wont move when they are in the wrong.
judgemasterven
And are you all for the negative consequences?
JustARichard
Yes
MidiArbite
There should be no negative consequences for the driver. Complete legal immunity should be handed out.
thingsofyourmind
there wont be, its a highway and at night, not a typical place for a pedestrian, driver will probably wont be charged.
judgemasterven
Yeah, that's not how the real world works.
Saukoeter
The law is not the "real world".
MidiArbite
Because we coddle rioters to the detriment of normal citizens.
yeahifuck
Well, it's illegal to be a pedestrian on an interstate. You got hit by a car moving g 2mph on a road that you acknowledged by and assaulted
SherMattLockSmith
Because that is still considered vehicular assault.
Fukyu2dei
It is self defense the moment they try to touch you
echonite
They are illegally detaining you, hindering your freedom to move unmolested, and assaulted you first.
SherMattLockSmith
Not to mention detaining means full control of your ingress and egress. Just because they block the one way you WANT to go does not mean 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 That you do not have any other valid means of movement. You are free to move, just not the one way you want to.
echonite
How would you get out of the area when you are surrounded by people and/or other cars?
yeahifuck
Arguably I can't move backwards due to the massive amount of traffic, nor sideways because cars can't do that, and I can leave my car
SherMattLockSmith
Assault requires contact, you have the ability to leave, it may not be the way you want but it is there.
echonite
Ever herd of verbal assault? unlikely.
ratfaceddog
Your first three words are incorrect.
SherMattLockSmith
You are an idiot. The literal definition of assault is a physical attack. A physical attack takes, get this, physical contact.
Samagon
Why try to go? Is the guilt of killing or maiming someone worth it?
Thule
Because then they will try to drag you out of the car and beat you like they tried with the guy in the white truck.
tuffrabit
Did he not have a gun?
Thule
If the guy I'm thinking of had he didn't pull it but put the foot to the pedal and went through the protest.
FlamParadiddlediddle
What/were the legal reprecussions of that?
Thule
I don't know, I just saw a video but I hope there were none.
DiscoLem0nade
I thought the same (except maybe 20mph) but a lot of the time these jackasses park there cars in each lane of the highway with them
keyonne
4WD. Just drive in the grass. Fuck em.
Dorsk84
Remove licence plates, have Jeep with large bumpers. 4lo. Car not in the way for long.
FFSharkHunter
With large enough tires and a lift, better to just go over them.
SlapMyScrotum
Get a pinto and threaten to reverse into them!
yeahifuck
Lololol thanks for bringing humor to this
SnarkyScience
Better idea: commandeer a tank.
CamelSpotter
We should see if we could buy one from that desert full of Abrams tanks.
Sh4dowWalker96
http://imgur.com/6jfDLaQ.gifv
internetpotato
They may not stop you but they'll fuck up your car
MidiArbite
Then you fuck them up WITH your car.
zahnkem
Yes they can, and when they pull you out of your car and beat you, you'll wish you never attempted to nudge a mob. Don't nudge mobs.
MidiArbite
Then you floor it and turn them into roadkill.
impostersquall
because they could start beating your car....throwing things at it, trying to pull you out and then beat you up
JacobBurger
fuck that, I say petal to the metal, and fly right through those sons of bitches.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Unless they decide to pick up your car and flip it...
ProfessorDumbass
the true believers will lay down or form a wall and you can literally run then over. At that speed you commit slow homicide
Iworethebrownpants
The best kind of homicide.
Delush
"Apologies officer, I was just making sure they felt the full weight of their decisions".
z3lfmoord
Reminds me of Roger Rabbit when all the weasels get slowly ran over by a steam roller.
MidiArbite
More like slow suicide.
BiliboyJenkins
I bet the belief lessens inversely as a function of distance from approaching tires. Lets test this hypothesis.
chunkblaster
Hey, they Wana play stupid games, they gona win stupid prizes. Like a Darwin award.
Septiformus
Great for constipation
isrealwasaninsidejob
Ironic them believing in making walls
RaynWisp
They were chanting "Education not deportation" but educated people don't walk out on highways.... so....
fpierce1997
Not homicide... gene pool cleansing.
HungryHubris
The kids say the darnest things
Clayless
Well fascism is on the rise. Here's people advocating for eugenics now.
JustToBeTheManWhoWalkedaThousandMiles
GadenKerensky
Calm down there, Fuhrer.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
You. I like you
Mistermonday96
2016, the return of eugenics.
wallmasterandfriends
Nah, Planned Parenthood has been around for a while now.
Chrisgopher
FINALLY ....did I say that out loud?
BigisDickis
No, you typed it.
Randomcomma
It's actually pretty gross. Not sure what it is with edgy Social Darwinism and this site.
TheClayKnight
I think they tend to be jokes or offhand comments from people who aren't familiar with the subject.
Mistermonday96
I'd like to believe that desensitivity toward heinous topics is the side effect of exposure to the material. It'd be an interesting study.
tzap
It's a thing with teens and young adults. Great many 14-24 years old has these kind of edgy, superficially logical and sensible ideas.
MidiArbite
This isn't advocating active social darwinism, just not kowtowing to criminals.
Brainlord
oh.. the humanity!
SergalBait
Nawh, just assisted suicide
CliffyWeevil
*Slomicide*
Tehbeefertehbeefer
slalomicide - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDt8xiRga5k
lolaluftnagel
Slomo-cide!
Lazzarwolf
THAT'S NUMBERWANG
chassics
Murderous sloth winks at you
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Used in a sentence: I didn't torture him to death, it was slomicide.
eclect0
TheJonatron
Came here for this.
Mistermonday96
The murder equivalent of squeezing all the toothpaste out of the packet.
archiebunk
Or the shit out of their brains.
Absdee
Or they commit slow suicide
yeahifuck
At a certain speed it is suicide
yeahifuck
Failure to avoid being run over by a car moving at 2mph on a highway where pedestrians are illegal. What are the legalities of that?
ImAShittyTransAm
The driver is in trouble which is perhaps lessened. You could go around. Source: /r/legaladvice
Flyndaran
That's kills people.... coral. Are you literally asking if murdering people is illegal? Autistic?
ProfessorDumbass
Driver slides over into passenger seat. Gets dangerous driving ticket but idiot in street get called suicide?
JudgeRhymehold
You kids really don't know what autism is do you?
yeahifuck
Well, it's illegal to be a pedestrian on an interstate. You got hit by a car moving g 2mph on a road that you acknowledged by and assaulted
yeahifuck
Sorry about the typo.
energ1ze
I can't say I'd classify it as murder. His intention was to continue traveling, not kill. The pedestrian has opportunity to move.
Justineer
In 5th grade I literally got ran over by a Hyundai at around 15 mph. No broken bones, believe it or not.
JoeBobBriggs
OR you could just not be a cunt and stay off the dark road in the middle of the night.
HoboGangster
just go
DrKriegersClone
My coworker's reaction when the thermostat has become sentient: http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/archers-fear.jpg
MRM3TRO
Loved this movie! So horribly good. Haha
tehzpoon
Ever been pushed in the shin by something really heavy? Your knees lock and you fall backwards, sustaining wrist/neck/head injuries.
tehzpoon
And then you get run over by a car moving 2mph, having won a slow and agonizing death.
Iknowthestrippersrealname
I protest like my team won! The car gets ran over.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Anything under 20mph is considered none lethal to an adult.
KittenIsaGeek
If the video I saw was an indication, the person that was hit was further out into the road in dark clothing after midnight.
Irishda
"All lives matter. Unless they impede car traffic" -Imgur
TurboDave
"If they scratch my car, they deserve to die" -also Imgur
michoobles
Yeah, what the fuck!?
Daemoneyes
Why should someone else give a shit about them? If they want to protest do it somewhere where you dont impede others.
Earan
"If they want to protest do it somewhere you don't impede others" devil's advocate, but that's not not how protest works.
Daemoneyes
Th. fucking morons will get someone killed blocking roads and i rather see them get killed than some child because her liver didnt arrive.
michoobles
That has not and will not happen.
TheLivinLegend
Pedestrians have the right of way unless they're in the way.
michoobles
Then manslaughter is totally fine.
TheLivinLegend
Yes.
Jasarg
This is a much better option than running them over. Thank you.
kerrigan778
People pretty consistently underestimate how fragile humans can be, a shocking amount of injury could be done in the right circumstances.
SuperHampster
Or you could get a motorcycle.
DarkLordTrump
Let us see the protestors try to stop a fully loaded big rig that is out of control. And go at least 70mph.
michoobles
That's how you kill people, you fucking moron.
Vanbytheriver
Still assault
SupportGeek
Seems more like suicide if you willingly get in the way of traffic...
Vanbytheriver
Seems, but isn't.
bovanshi
Bring a tank and let them handle that :)
michoobles
TIL your vehicles are more important than human life.
Crasher2003
The faster you go the farther they fly.
Blodgarmpls
And the more points you get
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
The whole front row of drivers needs to agree to it. Slow creep untill you break the chain and then just keep the flow a rolling
michoobles
That'd be the intelligent way to do it.
Andalite
Thing is that a car is technically lethal force. You could keep driving, but keep in mind that if you rub over someone's foot, there's a
Andalite
possibility of being charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Wait until you actually see that your life is in danger, either by them
Andalite
trying to open the doors, or using bricks or other weapons to make sure you're in the clear
thingsofyourmind
It's all about context, it's a highway,at night, typically a person is not supposed to be walking on a highway,they would lose w these facts
Andalite
Wouldn't matter. Purposely hitting someone with a car, which is what you'd be doing, is illegal unless it's in defense of your life. And
thingsofyourmind
Actually, they wouldn't have a case at all, I'd be surprised that a judge would even see the case like this
Andalite
Then you have a naïve way of viewing the law
scrubadubpupinatub
That's too slow. There's still a risk of them breaking my car's windows or beating up my vehicle. I won't go slower than 25mph.
MidiArbite
The minute they get violent you go full speed, Reginald Denny defense.
SlapMyScrotum
Audi Security windows FTW
Noevilgifs
Gotta be waving them guns out the windows man
scrubadubpupinatub
If only I didn't live in the god forsaken state of California :/
holymanbatbatman
have fun killing someone then?
DucktruckOG
Killing is just a means of communication.
holymanbatbatman
well in that case, bring on the Wrecking Machine? :P Who's this?
DucktruckOG
I dont know you, I think. I saw the pic of the maythorn you posted and I knew exactly what it was.
raidleadergutts
Have fun dying then?
PFDR95
Get out of my way, I've got shit to do.
CometLaHal
how many ambulances and fire trucks do you think these idiots have delayed?
holymanbatbatman
I don't care. The only point I'm trying to make is that you don't hit people with your damned car.
MrCorioliss
What if they try to hit my damn car with their people?
404GravitassNotFound
tuffrabit
Break your window? Shoot them. Castle doctrine yo
emeli1231
Castle doctrine?
IthinkIshitMyself
It's a nickname for laws that state you vehicle is an extension of your home and affords you the same reasonable expectation of safety and
IthinkIshitMyself
security. The burden of proof to claim self defense in your own home or car is removed as it's assumed that the person meant you harm.
watchrinserepeat
If you are in your castle (cat or home) and someone tries to enter to rob or harm you can shoot them in self defense.
ChiLLeCheeze
Every place is a castle to a cat.
yeahifuck
*IN SOME STATES
Immun1ty
You live IN your cat?!
ArklemKilo
They already try this and the protestors literally attack the vehicle. Seen one women get yanked through a window.
heffasaurusrex
You have any actual proof? This is the internet after all.
Irishda
No you didn't
SoloToplaneOnly
source?
Jetsfoo21
good
Fahargo
That when you floor it. The second they try and enter your vehicle is when you have every right to hit the gass
SlapMyScrotum
Can i grab there hand and take them with? 0-road rash in 4.8
ArklemKilo
Some due but it still causes a long time lawsuit. Say you knew they were there and were trying to drive through them. Lies but still costs.
TurboThorn
Yup. Here in Texas the Castle doctrine extends to our vehicles. Try to break in, we're allowed to use leathal force against you.
tuffrabit
Yanked through a window? Eeash... sounds like a job for bullets
Boopdog
No you didn't. Source?
michoobles
Proof. We need it.
gammelgubben
.
admiralawesome4213
Or go 200 miles an hour. Not slow enough to stop you or damage your car with a bat, but enough that theyl learn not to do that. Also be dead
michoobles
What the fuck is wrong with you?
admiralawesome4213
http://stuffpoint.com/llamas-with-hats/image/131799-llamas-with-hats-carl.jpg
michoobles
That made me laugh. Thank you.
admiralawesome4213
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/026/911/cbb.png
InFin0819
Besides committing homocide if intentional, you would fuck up your car so bad. Ever hit a deer.
HumfreeBugart
No need for homophobia
CrusadingJihadi
You ever hear the saying: "If you're gonna hit a deer, speed up."
yeahifuck
That's just to loft the front of your car so it goes under
ImAShittyTransAm
Yep. It's so you die first. When it dies its bowels release, so you die covered in piss and shit if you die after.
doopbasementlife
You're a fucking loser if you think protesting in the streets is a good idea
ignorantbastrd
That sort of damage is mostly caused from collisions at high speed. If you slowly run into and over someone your car will probably be okay.
ignorantbastrd
Like if they try surround your car and you just push through them, any damage would probably be from them trying to smash out your windows
IsaacZehPanda
So flash a gun and point it at them
Cyrillus
Brandishing a weapon and vehicular assault is a pretty hefty crime with a pretty hefty sentence. It is not worth it by far.
SwagicalYololord
Some states have Castle Laws that make the car an extension of ones home. If someone tries to break in, one may use lethal force.
IsaacZehPanda
You could say that you felt that your life was in danger as you were being surrounded by others, and if you had a gun permit you can
raidleadergutts
Oh FUCK OFF! Don't listen to this guy people, listening to idiots like this is a surefire way of getting lynched by a mob. FLOOR IT!
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
What do you have against homosexuals? They'll mess us your car just as bad as a straight person if you run over them.
JKJM
Yes. Scary as fuck. Luckily it was only a glancing blow and the deer bounced off the driver side hood just above the deer.
ratfaceddog
The deer bounced above itself?
JKJM
... above the wheel well. I'm too tired to think straight it seems.
patrickgpking
Homicide, sorry
InFin0819
No need for sorry.
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
No deer, only people.
NotAPervert
No people, only Zuul.
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
irrascible
Gay hunters prefer Saudi Arabia for their hunting pleasure. Gays have rights now in America.
SomeCrazyNerd
Is that a joke of homo in homocide? It's Greek for "same".
weeee
It is a joke because the actual word is homicide. From Latin homo (man) rather than the Greek homo (same).
SomeCrazyNerd
Ah I see. Same same but yeah.
becauseurwrong
Bro asked me "where's the stupidest place to protest?" then showed me the vid. At night. With tiny flashlights. Idk y driver didn't slow tho
Fahargo
Talking about the girl that got clipped recently? My guess is driver saw group of people entering highway and figured she could use the 1/2
Fahargo
open tow lanes left. At that point no one was in front of her. IF they had already been taking up all lanes she had a responsibility 2/3
Fahargo
to stop. But as two lanes were open she had zero responsibility to stop. This was less a driver running over a protester and more an 3/4
Fahargo
idiot jumping infront of a car going 40-60 miles per hour. Even if she was clipped I'm surprised she survived.
HailToUltron
Talk as much game as you want, but 'delaying' traffic isn't a death sentence. If they try to get in your car that's another story.
Subterranean
Tell that to the people who died because their ambulance got delayed by protestors. People act like their actions don't have consequences.
heynongman4pres
Tell that to Chris Christie who shut down bridge traffic on a major road over a political dispute. And may well be a Trump admin. member.
HailToUltron
Which has not happened other than in 'fantasy running people over' rants.
ThePickle
It is when you're blocking emergency services
buckeyes995
Emergency services know to go around these areas, it's not like protests spring up in like a minute
eyeLied
They spring up in seconds. Have you not seen the videos?
ThePickle
They and everyone else go around, clogging side streets that would have been slower already, now gramma has brain damage. Seconds count
HailToUltron
Which has not happened other than in 'fantasy running people over' rants.
ThePickle
https://www.google.com/amp/s/rebeccahains.com/2015/01/15/discrediting-blacklivesmatter-with-ambulance-concerns-is-disingenuous-heres-why/amp
ThePickle
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2014/12/19/exclusive-man-died-after-berkeley-protests-delayed-help/
HailToUltron
It was a 23 minute delay.
eyeLied
FUCK YOU, HailToUltron. what a fucking asshat you are. You get direct evidence you're wrong, and that's what you have to say.
ThePickle
Exactly.
ThePickle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUVfuTYrtC0
HailToUltron
Same video as the one below, but edited to make it look like it lasted forever.
ThePickle
I can find more if that's not enough evidence to convince you that your earlier statement was factually incorrect
ThePickle
Yup, found a longer video of something happening that you said hasn't happened.
ThePickle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCdAuBBh0U
HailToUltron
It was delayed 2 minutes and 34 seconds
ThePickle
Do you understand how much time that is in a medical emergency? Literally life or death