D*ump
A for effort.
What is relevant about July 29th?
Don't want to be called a rapist?
MRW I remember I don't know how to play craps.
When my upstairs neighbor asks for a mousetrap.
OOOP OOOP
MRW I win the presidential election.
RIP Dave Mirra
Feminine Pizza Bag.
Grow a pair... of anything.
No.
When I shoot a longtime family friend.
GIGGLE GIGGLE POINT POINT
"Won't scan? Must be free today!"
cactus
Pika Pii
Emergency Eye Wash Station. Keep area clear. Emergencia estacionde lavarselos ojos. Mantengase libre esta area. In case of chemi
PokemonGo-luteusMaximus
Your what?
When you are dootin' in the doot room.
When I find my favorite mug hiding behind the colander.
MRW I spot my amigo Jorge and try to get his attention but hold the first syllable too long.
Honey do for me!
MRW someone compliments my PokemonGo calves.
When you fixed the internet.
Have a Valentines day.
*SAXING INTENSIFIES*
When they come for me.
Searching LNI for the first time.
It's not a bowl...
Happy Pizza day.
Standing broom likes to stand.
"ILLUSION
Browsing FP on July 29th.