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RebeIScum
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PerthAussieMike
My superpower makes me immune from side effects :)
Teasaurus
You get bitten by a radioactive eagle 2 days from now but don't develop superpowers as a result, instead you die of radiation poisoning.
potentiallyunsafe
You are immune to main effects
CallsignFatNinja
You become an insufferable vegan
OffendedSkeleton
“Insufferable” is superfluous
Lostedge
Side effect is that you become handsome, rich, get a big weewee and laid whenever you want.
Bardcrest
You can no longer get drunk or high
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Meaning you're just some regular person now
ARCH0NIS
Technopathy
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Your anus can talk in a New Jersey accent.
CallsignFatNinja
Only up to mid 90s level of technology
potentiallyunsafe
Technologic by Daft Punk plays out of nowhere at deafening levels for the duration.
an0therthr0waway
...but only while holding your breath
Slamtastik
still op as fuck I would have went with sneezing
an0therthr0waway
haha
dekket
The ability to manipulate probability
CallsignFatNinja
You send everyone to sleep when you explain your superpower
FrancyFde
For every manipulation you have to manipulate something else in reverse to equilibrate the total probability to 50:50.
NotInLimboAnymore
You fart loudly everytime you use your ability.
inchoroi
Also a good trade.
DarkUranium
Just adjust the probability of anyone hearing that to 0.
dekket
Adjust the probability of blaming me to zero, too.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Can Instantly locate anything, anywhere
Teasaurus
You can only locate things if they're a minimum of 6.9 miles away. Meaning you'll need to drive a bit in order to locate your keys. Oh wait.
potentiallyunsafe
It's never initially close by
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
Your dreams intrusively make you locate things you don’t want to find. You wake always in cold sweat. :(
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
You still gotta find keys and wallet the hard way
FrancyFde
For every location the nearest person to the objective knows immediately your intentions. If your objective is a person he/she knows.
Silas007
You also forget what you needed it for.
wylwrk
only while you're in Antarctica
CallsignFatNinja
You have extreme ADHD
TinManUNITED
Self time-travel: ability to send my current consciousness and memory into myself in the past to change events or even just relive moments.
Bunniesarefuckinggreat
But after each trip your present self shrinks one inch shorter in height
CallsignFatNinja
You have amnesia
SteerableWizard
Can only go back 8 seconds
quicksilver417
Pre-natal only
NotInLimboAnymore
You miss the event or moment you travel to by several seconds.
TinManUNITED
Eh, still workable if I was redoing longer sections. I'd take that deal.
potentiallyunsafe
The power to understand every language both written and spoken and be able to communicate it back effectively in any medium.
serenityfast
You can never speak the same language as someone else.
CallsignFatNinja
No one listens to you
potentiallyunsafe
Soooooo....
factcheckmate
You are on the moon
potentiallyunsafe
Learnin that moon talk
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
...in any medium, but everyone who reads/hears the communication interprets it incorrectly.
potentiallyunsafe
That's not communicating is effectively then so ha!
Teasaurus
You are unable to utilize the 3 most common languages of whatever country you are in at any given moment.
Kuyaikariii
Read minds
SimpleAndCheese
Only the minds of people actively speaking
serenityfast
You only hear what people think about you.
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
It works on all life forms (insects, trees, etc) and you cannot turn it off or diminish it in any way.
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Side effect is itself - you will become hopelessly disillusioned learning all the lies and pettiness of people you meet.
mo7ylek
Constant paranoia that someone is reading yours
an0therthr0waway
...in braille
321boom
*laughing softly and shaking head* dude
Teasaurus
*aggressively rubs forehead of random stranger*
“??? ????? ??? ??????? ???? ?????“
frozenpnx
Pyrokinesis
sloomoo
only when you fart
SteerableWizard
You sweat literal maple syrup if you see any fire
CallsignFatNinja
You get heatstroke at the sight of firelight no matter the temperature
evilgriff
Only works on birthday candles, and only puts them out.
frozenpnx
Guess my costume will have to be covered with lit birthday candles...
stinkbeaner
Penance Stare
SteerableWizard
Nicolas Cage Tax Returns are now yours
yomahnn
Only works on ducks.
stinkbeaner
They deserve it
badatediting
Oooh! Super!
Artoris
Can grant wishes like a genie.
cameransmith835350
All wishes that are granted have a sinister way of coming true.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
you become fictional, subject to the whims of the person writing about you
RebeIScum
Everyone that you deal with does this
SmokyDoggg
I love the way the genie stutters because it completely throws him off guard
lostinamapfactory
But it's a "Pet Genie" pet waste disposal unit
esselamiabdelkarim
You have to give one blowjob per wish
ShaneEngland
What a coincidence
CallsignFatNinja
All the negative side effects are only experienced by you
roboticKittenTamer
That's what I was going to say nearly word for word. And if great minds think alike and all that then you should be really worried…
potentiallyunsafe
But never wishes affecting you personally
HappyLittleIdiot
Each phrasing of a wish has to be interpreted literally, regardless of the intent of the wisher or your own desire to do so.
ImDavidPumpkins
So like the Djinn in Wishmaster then?
axelfive
Infinite power, Itty bitty living space.
BecauseGodisDead
I can eat any junk food and it only makes me fitter and healthier
capibara89
When you eat something healthy you get an uncontrollable rash
Taluien
You are perpetually followed by a flock of hungry seagulls.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Fresh fruit & vegetables, taste like ash
Teasaurus
Any junk food you eat tastes like it's been stale for 2 weeks, and you are constantly paranoid there might be bugs in it as a result.
CooCooCaChew
You are deathly and violently allergic to anything that isn't at least 25% sugar.
talianagisan
So he's fine in modern society got it.
spaceward
Super strength?
AshjehFox
you can only use the super strength against your most loved one(s)
duhqueenmoki
But every time you use your strength, you lose a memory/knowledge.
Slamtastik
only works with a boner
cleverlydisguised
Good luck trying to keep me in horny jail with that match-up
Slamtastik
There's no muscle on your skull, you are not immune to bonks
FoxySpirit
Only genuinely nice people make choices for me.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
You're a Goth kid
serenityfast
They're genuinely nice, but really, really dumb.
FoxySpirit
So I guess my live will turn into some insane parody. Okay, let's ride that train. Yeehaw, motherfuckers!
swifter66
Hydrokinesis
Boksha
You get hydrokinesis, but Newton's third law fully applies to it, specifically to your skull.
potentiallyunsafe
Only your pee
lostinamapfactory
But you can only control raindrops, and one at a time
MikeArclight
Hydrophobia
BrokenTimeMachine
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SteerableWizard
Only works on pooped in toilet bowl water
Snowdemoman
Your bodily fluids mimic any movement caused by your ability.
CallsignFatNinja
You're allergic to water
WellBehavedZombie
Uncontrolled water is constantly moving towards you. You have to sleep in a watertight enclosure and wake up under a lake constantly.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
The ability to change the mass and density of any given object
sloomoo
Which then sticks to you indefinitely
WellBehavedZombie
The change in mass is added/removed from a random location on your body. Size will change appropriately as well, set to 0 and it's removed--
WellBehavedZombie
Doubled in size and the section explodes.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
You have to poop immediately after using your powers.
potentiallyunsafe
Good for when you can't poop
onlyhalfghost
clarified: equivalent to the mass that would've been removed or added.
streptovsky
Does your body make more poop if you don't have to poop when you use your powers? This sounds like a win-win. Easy diet and unlimited gold
JackieFourEyes
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
Acceptable trade
AFistfulOfDollHairs
That’s two powers in one
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Never try to change the masse and density of your poop though, or you will start a feedback loop covering the planet in poop.
SteerableWizard
One time in 20 the object turns into Mayonnaise, if you don’t eat it all you die.
awesalots
lostinamapfactory
But it only applies to gifts you'll receive at your retirement party
soepie7
That is not "any given object" though.
lostinamapfactory
I went with "any object given"...as a trick!
Teasaurus
When you do so, your mass/density changes to that of the original object you affected.
CallsignFatNinja
It can only be changed to zero
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
No one ever gives you anything
MagmaCarta
The power to fuck around, but never suffer the consequences of finding out.
orbitn
The power to make people stop beating dead horses
JAFIOI
Randomly get two for flinching, even if you didn't flinch.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
The people who have physically spent the most time next to you suffer the consequences instead.
MagmaCarta
Im gonna go hang out with a lot of lobbyists then
Silas007
That's actually how more lobbyists are made.
potentiallyunsafe
You become utterly bored, not able to derive excitement from anything
WellBehavedZombie
No one takes you seriously, they treat you with pity and you are unsure why.
CallsignFatNinja
Same applies to anyone who wants to fuck you up.
MagmaCarta
But that creates a paradox
CallsignFatNinja
I prefer to have a couple of cats
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Because you die when you do
Relykwastaken
You have to live the rest of your life as Mitch Mcconnell
Elephanthead
MagmaCarta
Lostcause103
Because noone expects anything from you, good or bad. Ex. Noone will hire you because they don't expect you can do the job.
RebeIScum
The power to shoot lightning out my fingers
Lostcause103
You have no control over how strong the lightning is.
WellBehavedZombie
It only works underwater.
voydlander
still hurts like lightning shooting out of your fingers
MrRobSteel
Unlimited powAHHAHHHHHH!!
bongles
Like a scene in star wars but you're both screaming in agony
WolfOfLight
trufflershuffler
Hahahahahaha
drezrale
It only works on minorities who haven't committed crimes.
RebeIScum
HappyLittleIdiot
If you can convince enough people of this power, you could be an amazing defense lawyer for falsely accused members of minorities, though.
potentiallyunsafe
I use my lightning fingers for good
ElbowDeepInAHorse
The lightning activates every vibrator in a ten mile radius.
potentiallyunsafe
Sounds like a them problem, not a me problem
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
Oh boy oh boy the chaos
potentiallyunsafe
Well any vibrator that would affect anyone would already be on, otherwise it'd just be a bunch of loud dresser drawers.
jennypenny2
Unless it was one of those remote control ones you wear in public. The person in control of the vibrator would be very confused haha
potentiallyunsafe
semiautonomicbiologicalunit
but only while masturbating
HomeDepotAisle15
You cant control it in your sleep.
CallsignFatNinja
At the same time acid uncontrollably fires out your dick
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Your penis is struck by lightning each time as the power source/entry point for your lightning.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Of your ass
FrancyFde
For every lightning you shoot there is a random chance that you electrocute yourself in every imaginable way.
dekket
No woman dares go near you, let alone allow you to touch her naughty bits.
Hawkhead
Superpower eh? I choose Cold War Russia.
OffendedSkeleton
You cannot squat with your feet flat on the ground like a real Slav.
wylwrk
constant 3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible
CallsignFatNinja
You're a relative of the Tsar
AlabamaMaaaooown
In 1991
TerrorDrone14
Oooh, nice! ?
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
You are allergic to Vodka.
Hawkhead
Damn you for ruining my drinking sessions. lol
FBKatB3tadotcom1
The ability to win an argument with my wife.......
jseel3030
Anal leakage
CallsignFatNinja
Only while being pegged
CoolNewsToday
But then you must get divorced.
esselamiabdelkarim
Dead wife
factcheckmate
You are def/mute
Silas007
Like this? https://youtu.be/5i2xKvyH-Mg
livurz
You're gay.
benkey1
You are now single.
Toonces311
Not so bad
Subwing
Elephanthead
You must sleep on the couch.
WellBehavedZombie
Arguing is the only way you can communicate with your wife.
ImaphonyDoctor
but you lose the car keys
OoWah
It's always the same argument.
ProfessorMatt
Don't threaten me with a good time!
LeftRightThere
You just described any marriage
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
"what do you want for dinner"
pyaremohan
Again and again...
Stage5Klingon
You have to fuck your wife
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
At least he gets laid ;)
JAFIOI
Brutal.
Stage5Klingon
Haha. Imgur does not approve
ImaSyko
Then you realize it was all a dream.
roboticKittenTamer
I, an ugly bearded 39 M with horrible health issues, am now your wife!
roboticKittenTamer
You know what, scratch that, that one's just way too mean!
Potatostein
ARE YOU ME?!
roboticKittenTamer
I don't think so, but could be. I tell you what, in an hour or so I'll slap myself really hard and you come back and tell me if you felt it.
Potatostein
No slap. Just neuropathy. Guess not. Science! But the nerd kind, not the BONK kind!
roboticKittenTamer
Good to know that I don't have a rouge personality out there with it's own imgur account! Or am I the rouge personality... hmm... ?
dekket
You'll sleep on the couch. Forever.
nrvagntsoleatr360
Well my couch is comfy. So HA!
Lepercake
The winning argument is always "because my dick grew nails."
vladimirtheliberator
I only need to eat a meal once a week
ChiefBeefyBoner
But you're hungry just as often as you would be normally
Relykwastaken
It takes 96 hours to ingest all the food you need
lostinamapfactory
But you need to eat the same number of calories and it can only be hot dogs
JAFIOI
But still have to poop seven times daily.
sunnysloth
Wait you poop seven times a day?
JAFIOI
On a slow day.
soulsick
Maybe that is your super power
WolfOfLight
you... may need to get that checked...
1metalnation
You should see a doctor
CallsignFatNinja
It has to be a bowl of dicks
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
The poop will be large, and a knife will be necessary.
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
The only food you can digest is your own offspring.
SteerableWizard
Need 89 litres of fluids a day. Bladder works as normal.
WellBehavedZombie
Time is altered for you, a week FEELS like 6 hours, a month FEELS like a full day. This makes you incredibly slow.
potentiallyunsafe
It's the same meal for the rest of your life
evilgriff
Fast healing like Wolverine…
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
But your face still looks like avocado, that sex with an older avocado but not gently, but hate fucking that avocado.
CallsignFatNinja
You can't grow older than a preteen
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
But it only works while masturbating.
wylwrk
EVERYTHING gives you a paper cut
SteerableWizard
You shart yourself every time you see or hear a celebrity, and if it’s Samuel L Jackson you go mute for 30 mins
76000BatteryLlamas
Every time you regenerate a body part it gets a little bit smaller
TheS4ndm4n
*furiously stabs belly fat
HomeDepotAisle15
Only for mental scars
WellBehavedZombie
Your body due to the healing factor burns calories at an amazing pace, you can't turn it off, it also affects body and nail growth.
maxthunders6
Bleeding anus
SyntheticReindeer
But also constant rotting
sauronater
I can make any plant grow to its maximum size within a minute
OffendedSkeleton
But only if the plant is up your ass
sloomoo
But only within your domocile
an0therthr0waway
...but it will die in the second minute, leaving you with extreme guilt
potentiallyunsafe
Only kudzu
CallsignFatNinja
By providing a pint of your blood
WellBehavedZombie
Will never flower, produce anything edible, or be useful to humans. They will always look grotesque and cause a massive unease to everyone.
an0therthr0waway
everything I post makes it to The Front Page
CallsignFatNinja
Of digg
an0therthr0waway
digg is still around?
CallsignFatNinja
Apparently so
Degarafarat
as the content of someone else's repost.
an0therthr0waway
oof!
FrankTheCube
Of ebaumsworld.com
an0therthr0waway
nooooooooooooooooooooo! LOL
JAFIOI
Best comment of the day.
blackguard89
I can do one better. They always have the Ifunny logo
an0therthr0waway
YOU MONSTER!
FrankTheCube
How would that be different from normal?
blackguard89
okai I bursted out laughing at that comeback
J0EMEGA
the website will automatically crash
potentiallyunsafe
The thrill of making front page is lost and you can no longer derive happiness from any site.
an0therthr0waway
this wasn't supposed to become a life metaphor...
potentiallyunsafe
Yet here we are. Except I don't have a front page post.
BrickShakes
Everybody who write, speak or otherwise address me will never again be able to access the internet.
potentiallyunsafe
Then how could I tell you about Candleja-
bj52398
True super power: always wrong
CallsignFatNinja
You are uploaded to the Internet and have no one to talk to
drezrale
You can't access the internet either.
equipoise
winning.
Teasaurus
Everyone you know forgets you exist.
lostinamapfactory
But they always have your latest cellphone number and you can't mute them or their messages
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
Loneliness :(
WellBehavedZombie
They instead get access to a free better version without download limits, that will eventually make the internet obsolete.
RebeIScum
Your side effec.. *disconnected*
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Invisibility
Notenoughfish
But everyone knows where you are...
Kuyaikariii
Your crotch still shows no matter what
itisanimgurnaccount
Isn't this supposed to be a drawback?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
But your nipples are still visible.
Nurich
The perfect superpower to haunt mods
MassiveMaoMao
…to anyone who would date you.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I think I might have this power already then lol
DoinkTurkeysDone
Only when your eyes are closed
ContinuallySenseless
Not sure how invisibility would work, but wouldn't your eyelids be transparent to you also?
GrimFinn
Your eyes couldn't receive any light anyway if they were invisible. Invisibility comes bundled with blindness.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Damn!
Wdahl
But you’re only invisible when nobody is looking in your direction.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
As long as I am invisible to surveillance cameras, I can work with that ;-)
sloomoo
Constant flatulence
potentiallyunsafe
Only your skin
stesk
Only in pitch darkness.
CallsignFatNinja
Brought on via bukkakke
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to arrange and execute a proper bukakke session?
CallsignFatNinja
Your mum does
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Haha she probably does!
WellBehavedZombie
Only works when you are singing.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Only invisible to the opposite gender
WasntThereDoneNothing
You don't know when you are
Divinyll
Every time you go invisible you get shorter
livurz
But only to iphone cameras.
MireLurkKing
But only when no one is looking at you.
AvailingCow8
Only your skin is invisible
esselamiabdelkarim
In the dark
IKindaLikeImgurAlot
Only when nobody can see you
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
Except the food in your body can be seen.
spacemarsballoon
Shoveling very well.
OffendedSkeleton
Only when shoveling shit
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
It never stops snowing
CallsignFatNinja
Mr Furious constantly overshadows you.
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
You join Mystery Men and your wife and kids are embarrassed.
potentiallyunsafe
You can only shovel in cubic yard quantities for every scoop.
RebeIScum
Nobody notices
crashbryce58
Are you my boss?
Stefnos
..... that just everyday life for most dads :'(
FrancyFde
The ability to understand and replicate every system simple and complex in matter of seconds even at far distance.
Lostcause103
You randomly do it unconsciously.
lostinamapfactory
You immediately forget why you did it
Jeslis
Isn't that plot of a movie? (Reverse engineer competitor product then get memory wiped.)
FrancyFde
Acceptable
equipoise
Sooo.... what's different?
equipoise
That's okay, the interns will understand.
Coltaine
Inability to explain or do anything with the knowledge gained.
FrancyFde
How can i replicate any system without doing anything?
Coltaine
Miming?
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
Only applies to home entertainment systems.
sloomoo
but you can't describe it in any intelligible way
CallsignFatNinja
Only for the system to be immediately replaced by a more complex system
WellBehavedZombie
The system you replicate immediately stops working as does the original and all other systems that use the same method never to work again.
Bardcrest
teleportation
jamgoth
You can teleport, but can't choose when or where.
SyntheticReindeer
But only into trash cans
Bardcrest
I will go say 'hi' to Oscar the Grouch
pelusita35
Only while pooping
Bardcrest
I can teleport my poop to other locations? Sounds great!!!!!
WellBehavedZombie
uncontrolled
wylwrk
... to the nearest Gulag.
dralc42
You can only teleport to a public toilet near your target
Bardcrest
Sounds good to me.
ArgonSpark
It takes an hour to complete the teleportation.
lostinamapfactory
For each km you teleport
Bardcrest
I am okay with that.
TheAziz
You get to choose location but altitude above or below sea level stays the same.
grim86
Just travel to beaches from beaches I guess.
duramater1
You can only teleport to a public speaking event.
lostinamapfactory
"Our next speaker is....just arriving. Looking forward to your talk on...(checks notes)...the International Monetary Fund"
Bardcrest
(clears throat) Fuck bitches...get money. (walks off)
smadge1
But you can only teleport to your bedroom
OurEarthCare
i wouldnt even notice this if i had ir
Bardcrest
I fail to see a downside
Sjama
Only need to buy one way tickets for the rest of your life. Also, easy escape, don't even need to think where to teleport to
smadge1
Doesn’t need to be! (Yeah I play some terraria)
CallsignFatNinja
Coordinates have to be on a galactic scale or you'll miss planet Earth entirely.
Bardcrest
From galactic central point?
CallsignFatNinja
Yes
Bardcrest
Earth-like exo-planets here I come!
CallsignFatNinja
Dr Manhatten
pinatafarmer
You can only do it while naked
[deleted]
[deleted]
Bardcrest
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!
lostinamapfactory
But it's 6 feet to your left at random times during the day
Slamtastik
lagging
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whorrorfied
Social distancing super power.
TheAziz
Remember to use the sidewalk on the left side of the street. You may end up in someone's bathroom but not under a bus.
ProfessorMatt
Or in a wall.
lostinamapfactory
And never take the window seat on an airplane
LimeSkittlesSuck
Now if you were to teleport into someone, would they explode or get body checked into orbit?
lostinamapfactory
Definitely explode
Silas007
I've played enough video games to know it's definitely the latter.
jtthemediocre
With 30 foot accuracy.
MassiveMaoMao
…exclusively into occupied bathroom stalls.
Bardcrest
No one expected the Spanish Inquisition!
esselamiabdelkarim
To hell only.
Bardcrest
So basically I can send others (teleport them) to hell. Got it.
esselamiabdelkarim
Lmao, I guess so yeah
SmolSharkPerson
But you can't teleport your clothes or anything you're carrying.
Bardcrest
Surprise buttsecks
ChiefBeefyBoner
Location is always random
Bardcrest
So once again, phase teleportation. Got it.
TakeYouAway
Only happens riiiiight before you climax
Bardcrest
So I have a 15 second warm-up before it happens? Got it!
ElbowDeepInAHorse
You teleport straight into a horse's butthole.
DooksandPooks
JRHNBR
Bardcrest
So I get to make horses explode? Cool!
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I've seen that comic...
TheMightyElk
You're the best ?
nightripper
equipoise
well lookit that. THAT's the weirdest reaction gif I expected to never see....
olbaid666999
..... But it's not a gif?
malachilenomade
Was going to ask why there were horse comments until I noticed who it was
FBKatB3tadotcom1
You find @ElbowDeepInAHorse fingers poking you in the eye
Dahliaisahedgehog
@Kylecornsfinger
ElbowDeepInAHorse
OvergrownLizard
MejorQueUsted
Is it the same horse's butthole every time? Or is it like, I want to teletransport to France so I end up in a French horse's asshole?
Dav1dSnyder
But the farther you teleport the most exhausted you feel after words
Bardcrest
I can work with that.
cameransmith835350
You can't choose where you end up. XD.
Bardcrest
How original.
cameransmith835350
Ikr. XD. Could be worse. Could end up changing appearance everytime.
andsy
But it still takes as long as going there by public transport
Bardcrest
Fine by me
Icomeinpeaces
Immune from side effects
vorduul
Side effect: 100 Wishes Granted. Oh... no side effects? Sorry...
IgnorantSap
Everyone around you isn't
CallsignFatNinja
You become an insufferable vegan
potentiallyunsafe
Immune to main effects
atazby
Side effect: no cool powers
idontliketheclonebone
But if he's immune to side affects, will he now have ALL the cool powers????????
Clarkimus360
I’m well rested.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Your tit/peepee falls off...
potentiallyunsafe
You are over encumbered
TheanswereisDoge
You always poop stomach acid
YourFellowMan
But you’re naked, on a beach, with only a torch and a rock.
wizoko
But only if you sleep during the day
EmergencyChocolate
You can only sleep on the 29th of February
Chromentor
But you get narcolepsy.
StevenFarmer
You're late for work.
iCantSleepUntilHerButtTouchesMine
You’re married to Donald Trump
RebeIScum
An enemy will spawn nearby
Marokh
You can not rest while enemies are nearby.
Ezekiel117
Fucking mud crabs…
SmokyDoggg
But they can spawn when you wake up
hoistedbymyownpetard
Paralyzed from the neck down.
esselamiabdelkarim
But you cant move.
Bizarrogreg
You're a musical composition
lostinamapfactory
But you wake up in the bottom of an actual well
SmolSharkPerson
But in order to be so, you have to kill someone.
Cha0sForever
You can't sleep while enemies are nearby.
ArgonSpark
Every nap is a 5 year coma
MrSaturday
Time Travel!
TheRealJoeHasenguy
When you're dead
pancakeEwokEscapade
Hyperactive narcolepsy
DrKonrad
You always wake up in a coach with someone saying "Oh you're finally awake"
DigitalCrow
You have permanent morning wood.
Cha0sForever
Poor lass will be confused for a while
LifeConfessionguy1
I have that all the time
orbitn
enjoy it while you can
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Im 28 and i noticed it doesnt happen as much anymore. Is this what getting old is?
orbitn
I'd have your T level checked just in case. It's worthwhile for mood + energy.
FirstAidPoetry
Side effect: it’s actually wood.
greenchair
Call your doctor if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours
DontcallmeLen
Ah yes, I remember being a teenager.
Tenugui
*cough* calcium magnesium zinc supplements *cough*
orbitn
but you just started taking antidepressants so you can fap and fap but, alas, the goalposts, they are a movin
CallsignFatNinja
Your passengers are not
GieopJoze
Good one.
MrSaturday
Nice.
DigiVore
But you can never sleep
ElbowDeepInAHorse
You wake up beside a very satisfied mare.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
#blessed or #cursed?
mrshinethediamond
I see this as a win-win.
Kaspear
So I get a perfect night's sleep and a free horse? What's the downside?
bardman135
We're all nude here...hmhmmm...
Odysseusofithaca
At least it's not a stallion
SpikeReynolds
Don't threaten me with a good time
vladimirtheliberator
I see no problem with this
ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
If he can satisfy a mare, now he has two super powers.
smadge1
arthlvias
So... what's the side effect here? I see this as an absolute win! (insert smart Hulk meme here)
Silas007
Noone said the side effect had to be bad.
Darkspire
Plot twist: ElbowDeepinAHorse is the mare.
ellaturis
So elbow deep in ElbowDeepinAHorse?
Unlogically
Worth it.
nipplepanties
At least they're in a stable relationship
UnhelpfulAnswers
Perfect!
AntRam95
And the downside?
theguywiththevoice
Not all side effects are bad. Some are bonus features
Varenvel
win-win
HiVizDiver
TrumpIsAFelon
JRHNBR
orbitn
yes that's the sound a horse makes
TrumpIsAFelon
Just the Right Height, No Bucket Required. Google H3H3 JRHNBR
orbitn
I do not trust people on imgur telling me to google things. (sentences which would have made no sense 20 years ago for $200...)
DigitalMau
lucky mother....
Wonkable
where is the stallion in all of this? That's my only concern
MrSaturday
Behind you.
zigzagler
To that I say neigh.
Babbyran
Bonus!