BrokenTimeMachine

14063 pts ยท July 8, 2017


I'm a Californian living one lie at a time. Love my family, traveling and not being murdered by Le 'rupe, (The German assassin pigeon who's always 2 steps behind...) I live in the Bay Area and enjoy the weather here but dislike the cost of everything (which is a clear sign I'm from the Bay Area.)

Merry Christmas from San Francisco Bay.

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That one chick at the bar when her song comes on.

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So... I guess I have to leave my girlfriend...

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Free Wi-Fi!

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Opposed you say, so unfortunate that...

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Giggity Giggity

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Google is very informative.

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Stuff rich greedy people do... it's like an 90s movie.

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Pepe: King of Prawn

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Game changer

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Hail Knives!

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Happy 29th

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Tis but a cough...

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I said Bi***!!!

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Final boss

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Dance party!

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