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Dec 11, 2016 4:22 PM
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WalkTheDinosaur
I'll give you a solid 1812/10.
StarryPlough
"The whole thing would be a special needs school" hahahaha
ChefBaratheon
Even though it's in jest it's nice to see Americans getting along and bonding over our superiority
Tesla346
I up voted for Jackson at the end.
FutureHylian
Wait do you guys actually not have tea kettles?
Alistairetheblu
Not sure if praising or shaming Americans...
Hoeloe
Jokes on you, I browse imgur while drinking my tea.
zenatsu
Do you extend your pinky out while obnoxiously sipping?
geordieheretic901337
I love these cringe posts.
StarWarsAddict
Your face isn't here though.
SomebodyNeedaHug
Bloodraider11387
CliffordJohnsonMiller
frizzyhairdontcare
The keyboard says 4th of July, I had to scroll back up to see if my eyes were lying to me!
MrBfromRapture
They're all dollar signs too
CatPresident
Oh America. Never change <3
CatPresident
But pls change tho
SaintMaceToTheFace
Nah I love it here
morbidcurioffulous
Luckily I can hold my cuppa in one hand, and downvote with the other.
keepScrolliing
Why so many downvotes?.. this was funny!.. a little.. but it was.
OneMemeToRuleThemAllAndInTheDarknessBindThem
It takes zero hands to embrace freedom, so now I can downvote with two hands.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
#5 Ok I sincerely do not think that would be a good idea for either side...
mowerguy
This Is the most beautiful, freedomtastic thing I've ever read
tehzpoon
GorramBatman
Tastes like america
Backstagepimp
I miss Dugan
WalkTheDinosaur
I'm drinking tea and browsing, my good friends across the pond! Victory is mine!
Bloodseeker
It wasn't on 09/03/1783
LazySolano
charlierunkle
Is that alaska thing true
SomebodyNeedaHug
#2 the very religious Mormon kid AKA utah
ishouldstudy
ValadirPutin
Nice healthcare son
ohHiMark2000
TerryCrews
Maaaawp.
HippyMama86
jprrrrr
Australia's 4.5 x bigger than Alaska
BlueSpaceLizard
Indeedy. Alaska=1.71 million sq kilometers, Australia=7.69 million sq kilometers. Yeah I said kilometers, deal with it.
Bloodseeker
Since someone is going to ask might as well do it, how many freedom units is that.
Smallbrownrabbit
*kilometres
GorramBatman
How many freedom units is that
afetai1011
660234 sq miles. And 2969125 sq miles. Gotchu op. A month late. But I gotchu
GorramBatman
ValadirPutin
As an Australian: Feet can suck my ass
Williciousness
Well, I mean, if that's what you're into
droppingbeats
HA!
Blarghd
Why would you ever measure a country in square feet
ValadirPutin
What do Americans measure countries in? Acres? Hectares? Square Miles?
Blarghd
Any of those
mickandproudofit
Square Freedoms
thasel
Square miles mostly
protostar777
That's still quite an achievement for one state
dingofdong
Then again, it's basically all empty space and snow and bears
sldefenseman21
Yeah but a lot of Australia is basically empty space and sand and kangaroos
grumplestiltzkin
mercator projection can suck my dick
chemed
We talk a lot about freedom but it's getting worse. Soon we're gonna have an Exxon CEO as sec of state. But yeah freedom
SaintMaceToTheFace
So? He actually DID something unlock most assholes we vote into office. Real world experience
chemed
How is his 'real world experience' relevant to US foreign policy?
nottrollbotnot
I'd feather have a CEO become a politician than have politician spend his whole career kissing an exec's ass to get millions as an "advisor"
chemed
Which secretary of state did that?
Feralkyn
What's up with the last dude
SchrodingersDangle
Ole Hickory! Shame ????
YourMomJokes
that's andrew jackson, you degenerate.
cdnmDECEMBER
Andrew Jackson. Known as "old hickory" or just "hickory" for the Hickory wood cane he used. He's also bat shit nuts, bludgeoning a 1/2
bigez1988
He was called Old Hickory for being "tough as old hickory." Not because of the cane.
cdnmDECEMBER
Would-be assassin to near death with it when the assassination failed. Also responsible for the forcible removal of native tribes to OK.
cdnmDECEMBER
Link to the picture and YouTube video of the guy https://youtu.be/SupNaQeJrq0
spacewafflecats
My favorite history fact is that America was so mad at Britain we just threw their tea in the harbor. Fucking American right there
OldmanSerious
They threw the tea in because they didn't want to pay an unfair (because it only effected colonials) tax on it. Because they DRANK TEA.
spacewafflecats
I didn't say they didn't drink tea themselves.
OldmanSerious
Well, it wasn't Britain's Tea. It was some poor American's Tea. Or would have been. Some poor American had to go without his tea.