CatPresident

572872 pts · December 27, 2015


I am the President of the cats and proud Democatic Party leader for 80 years. Cat tax is paid to me so please pm me any outstanding taxes you have. @TheOfficialFirstGentlemanOfCatPresident is now the Cat First Gentleman. We are the first homosexual, inter-species presidential couple. My presidential secret service detail includes: @ArmedWithATediore 's cat Rosie @ConkerHasNuts More positions to come available. PM for a position and a reason why you should be on my detail.

Gods I was strong then

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This delicious pint of Guinness goes down well on the 29th.

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post meme on 29 nobody care. post meme on normal day everyone mad

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Best friends

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I got two cat infants and I will love them and feed them and play with them and love them for ever and ever.

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Mrs Potato Head made this meme

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Yay capitalism. Making money off dead peoples relatives.

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Unexpected

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Praise be to the Lord for Christian memes

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Take a break from scrolling through the selfies with this dump of odd memes

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Cat jealous of my pasta bag

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Vibing Cat 2.0

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Gary Busey keeping us informed of the important issues

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This tree. I will destroy this tree.

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2 year old me staring at my father, waiting for him stop watching TV and notice that I've just shit my pants

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MRW one of the lads suggests an evening of drinking pints

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good pint

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Terrifying

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And they don’t stop comin’

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I need to lie down

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Cheers to being fancy drunken cunts tonight lads

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A robot just bitch slapped an asteroid.

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Leg :}

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RIP Stephen Hillenburg - creator of Spongebob Squarepants and a of a generation of laughter.

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Eating a KitKat the wrong way

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Happy anniversary

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Brb

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Seeing some of the posts today got me like

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hyy bby u wan sum fun?

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Weirdest dog ever

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Female hours are 77 minutes longer than male hours.

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The pink nails show that this is clearly a female hand. But how can we show that the other hand belongs to a male? Hmmmm. EUREKA!

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Egg moon

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Well.....shit.

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It’s the 29th. Upvote this absolute unit. I am in awe.

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International genius: Bill Burr

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It just feels wrong

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Click click

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We all love a good bone

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God morning everyone

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My boy Frank Sinatra looking cool as usual

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Press F to pay respects

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His Popeyness is a Twitter God

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It’s Friday my friends. Let’s get fuckin JIGGY!

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Spongebob me boy!!!

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A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

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LONG ARM

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He gonna colonize MaraM

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Suddenly gay

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Merry Crispmas

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Nuff said

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Did you know that cats have a fully comprehensive knowledge of advanced nuclear astrophysics and a detailed understanding of the fundamental laws of physics?

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Happy selfie day

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Where the fuck did the ball go?

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I don’t wanna talk about it

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