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Jun 6, 2016 10:57 PM
theriseofthemiau
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HailNimrod
Put your dick in it
daelith
Hey, whatever gets the partner going. :D
Queefer
Me teeth hurt just looking at tgis
MrShifty
[violently gets fat]
kodermike
America, where we aren't satisfied with stuffing one flavor in a jar, we have to stuff three different ones...
ThisStatementMightBeFalse
I'm getting sick looking at it because I'm not American... Too fucking sweet.
CatPresident
It's pronounced GIF!
indefinitive1144
where I come from JIF is a cleaning product. This too will go straight through your internals without harsh scratching.
DrRickTitballismydad
ThatTransformersDude
And as an American, I'm sad to be finding out about this just now.
thegraphiteknight
Ditto! All I've seen is Nutella... not that I'm complaining!
JoreckRJasra
Right? I feel like I've been slacking in my civic duties or something.
TofuRabbit
We actually have something like that in Switzerland too http://imgur.com/C1p8itS , it's basically bi-color Nutella and it's fucking good.
Mrziffle
Thanks Obama
kittypoopappledrink
PolitefullyRude
MdM9990
Oh my freedom
BaltimoreBlackSkins
I have both of these spreads and am not impressed with either of them
kworiginal
DChrisSmith
As a dentist, I'm very pleased!
daelith
You're like that wonderful man that dropped by with a bowl of lollipops for the office twice a year, aren't you?
RonaldUlyssesSwansonIsMySpiritAnimal
Do you want people to rot their teeth out
GoogleFucker
Keeps the business afloat
waxzy
sugar and artificial flavors - meh
FakeStoriesForInternetPoints
Waited for it to move.... Disapointed
melp682
As an American, this looks disgusting.
veloalma
I think it's a hard j in jif, right?
whyisthisusernametaken
PetiteBrittySue
@blingneega BLING NEEEEGAAAAAAA
CeruleanSky1988
bah! hazelnut you can keep it. a disgusting nut, that is.
sharksarethebest
I tried the cookies and cream last time I went to US and is as dreamy as it looks <3
daelith
We have many such flavors.
Bukkake95
That's healthy right? It's hazelnut, so I'm good... Right?
fantapantsmcfatty
It looks like a Nutella rip-off.
gewalt
welcome to free markets. the winner is the one who doesnt stop innovating until the market hits saturation
UnknownSquid
1) You mean a chocolate spread? When talking to an American friend once, I was amazed that you virtually only have one brand. : /
UnknownSquid
2) Over here in UK we've had stuff like these swirl spreads for over 20+ years. Over a dozen variations and brands in just my local store.
fantapantsmcfatty
I'm Australian and anything that isn't Nutella is a Nutella rip-off, despite some brands being created before Nutella. There is only one.
Gionuel
GUESS WHOSE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO HAZELNUT
DonkeyGoat
Y...no.
ZnozWoodlands
Aaaand now I'm depressed we don't have this in Canada
cutthroatink15
Onterrible here, hard to find but we do have it
peacockfuta
Someone can ship it to you!
LanaDelReyy
Amazon
redjokerzero
How is the smuggling business of American contraband up north? There is no profession more American
Mrziffle
Or north to south... Edward Kennedy made a fortune during prohibition...allegedly.
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
Samuel Adams would be proud.
BookSmart
I think it's a fair trade. We get cookie dough peanut butter, and you get a working healthcare system.
primemoositer
We do have a Reese's spread, though! Bright side, at least that's what I tell myself when missing the other stuff...
DominicanLou
Jiffy really needs to make the jars wider so my hand won't get stuck.
MirrorLOL
Jiffy is cornbread mix actually
spookyjeff
Just make it wide enough for my fucking fat face.
TheRobotWhoCriedHuman
They need to make them longer while they're at it so my dick won't hit the bottom of the jar.
MissingnoMaster
WHY AM I ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW?! I NEED THIS STUFF IN MY LIFE!!!
UnknownSquid
Really? We've had these in the UK since I was a child. Like 20+ years. My local store has well over a dozen varieties of swirly spreads.
jazminSO
It literally is so sweet you can't taste anything hahah
Oalsk
No, no you don't
CiaoBella0101
Um, have you seen the hazelnut uncrustables? You need to know about these too. You're welcome.
traplordmamushka
Thank you
AcadianBacon
There's also white chocolate and peanut butter. c:
defeatingOrange15
Where the fuck do I get this?!
eviscera
America. Didn't you read?
DanielleCraigLaChapelle
Safeway
InhaleMyBumHole
My guess is walmart.
eviscera
Walmart: Putting the 'MERICA in America.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Walmart, Kroger, probably Target
Kathledria
I saw both flavors at Target. I've had the cheesecake one.
cmmiller4
Can confirm. I've bought the cookies 'n cream variety at Target
jj999124
THANK YOU INTERNET STRANGER YOUVE SAVED ME
data2dyne
searching will commence in 2 hours, will update with pics of location