When you got a new game and you're not sure how to play it

Aug 18, 2017 9:31 PM

How did Kim get a 25 kill streak?

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As a psychologist - the symbolism in this picture is more than apparent.

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When you don't manage your money at the beginning of the game and blow your entire budget on one cool military tech.

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When you get a new game and you're not sure how to play it

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"Wook at my new ewektion... KWAP WOWDER U BASWARDS OH I HAVE U SWAT!"

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The prats probably realized if he pushes it too much the Yanks will make his country one vast glow in the dark table top

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We need someone to convince him that, as supreme leader, he deserves to be in the room with Rad. Cherenkov.

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With all the hype lately, I sort of saw a statue in the background. Imagine how much damage he would do firing confederate statues into USA.

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He has tiny hands too! Must be related to El Trumpo...

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And Charlie's uncle, Jack!

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That is such a good idea for a game.

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Only need a couple GLG20's

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Except this game has permadeath.

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Anything's a dildo...etc.

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*When you lied out your ass to get a new job you've no clue about.

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That's Kim Jong Un saying "You'll get this up the ass if you don't follow my orders, because I can't do it myself!"

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Push X! NO you pushed Y! *rocket launched*

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Playing hearts of iron 4, didn't realize antagonizing Switzerland as Italy would piss off everyone else at the same time

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When you get tired of missions in GTA V and just start blowing shit up.

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How come that military guy has a Charles de Gaulle style cap? Does North Korea buy French army surplus uniforms?

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He offered us a treaty TWICE that States he won't make any nukes if we stop flying nuked planes over NK. We said no.

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casual observers in the West have clearly not thought very hard about what a hideous & imminent threat hostile B1 bombers airborne nearby is

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They thought about it but they also thought about War being a trillion dollar money maker. They don't need War they just need the threat of

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Probably because NK doesn't have a great record of keeping their side of deals.

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Stop flying over us and we won't make nukes. I think that's more than acceptable. But war is a trillion dollar industry.

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Kim's definition of 'us' includes South Korean territory. The only party that can limit US operations in an ally's territory is the ally.

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If NK lied as much as we lie then ya I would say you have a point. But they don't.

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Fallout 4 was my first Fallout game. I was unaware that dead people stayed dead.

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As opposed to coming back as zombies, or...?

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Have you played the others? I'd recommend New Vegas if you like the rpg part of FO, since it gives you a lot more dialogue and game endings.

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And casinos

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luck greater than 7

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My melee character had a luck of one. Made my caps from selling ammo, and lost it buying chems.

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if you have over seven or so you basically win black jack everytime. especially double downing. p much always gives you the card you need.

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Playing Xcom for the first time and not doing the tutorial mission and getting everyone killed by a sectoid.

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First time I played Xcom 2. First character I moved ran straight through a pile of burning rubble, caught fire, ruined our stealth, and died

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We've all been there.

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Xcom is fucking brutal for the uninitiated. I played EU years ago but when I just played 2 I didn't think I was going to be able to beat it

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Tutorial, what's that? First time playing the original UFO: Enemy Unknown in the 90's, lost only as the squad got zombified by Chryssalids.

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In xcom enemy unknown one guy from a squad survived being hit by a chryssalids

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Just picked up 2 again, that shit is difficult. And I feel like I did pretty well with EU/EW

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War of the Chosen, coming the 29th, looks amazing and amazingly frustrating.

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During the Gulf War, "Intelligence" agencies repeatedly told us how formidable the Iraqi Republican Guard would be. They were a joke.

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They were the 7th best equipped military in the world. Turns out it doesn't matter if your opponent spends more than the rest of the world.

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If they told us it would be easy we would've gone in like morons.

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Mechanically speaking the IRG should have been a brutal bloody slog of a fight. What wasn't considered were soft factors such as (cont...)

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the fact that western soldiers have freedom on the battlefield to use their own judgment, a much higher commitment to fighting, and

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our frankly terrifying reputation and utterly unmatched force projection. As far as most other countries are concerned, even western ones,

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fighting the US is like fighting a cheating AI in a wargame. We may as well have unlimited ammo and supplies.

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To be fair, we spent weeks bombing that relentlessly before invading. That'll kinda take the fight out of any dog

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Thats part of the fight post 1930s

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it helped that US aircraft could effortlessly 1-shot Iraqi tanks with total impunity. Then we just rolled tanks over their helpless infantry

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Check out ZaytoonReport on YouTube. He has a vid called: "Why Arab armies lose wars".

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Just watched it. Great video thanks for the rec

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rec* fuck autocorrect

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Gotta stock up for Ghandi's sudden yet inevitable betrayal

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NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH GANDHI IN CIVILIZATION!

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Hey look it's this mother fucker.

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I like how Krieger is laughing still, even though he's naked and tied up

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I don't like that

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TWO references in a single sentence?

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*Gandhi.

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Meh

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I just ignore him, blaze through until I get nukes and nuke everyone off the map before Ghandi implodes. Never had an issue, personally.

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Ronnie Raygun will save you!

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He offered us a treaty TWICE that States he won't make any nukes if we stop flying nuked planes over NK. We said no. The gif's bad people=US

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My God man what are you doing voicing negative opinions about American on imgur?! Do you want the gun & bass fisherman's club after you?

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Just passing out some truth.

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I was doing an internet search on it. Do you have any good articles you can share?

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Have one better Noam Chomsky talking about it. 3 minutes in already flagged for you. https://youtu.be/UqFnnoM-ttU?t=3m

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