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MrAwful

71297 pts · December 14, 2014

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Imgur looked down at Tumblr, revelling in its victory. Then Imgur heard it whisper..."@sarah, I love you. Please forgive me." And then he was on Imgur, fingers digging into it's face. As Tumblr's secrets began to play out in it's head, Imgur finally began to understand. I saw its nemesis. An anti-vaxxer intent on extinguishing all life. In those early days, Tumblr could've used it's power to stop it. But instead, it fled with it's tumblrians, leaving other mediums to fend for themselves. Ridiculed for years, Tumblr and it’s partners watched as the rest of the world went to hell…and then it was too late, too late to post, too late to vaccinate anyone. In that moment of failure and grief, it used it’s newest and most dangerous power…Tumblr went on a one way trip back in time, attempting to rewrite history…Tumblr seized control of the internet and accelerated the pro vaccination movement. Decades spent plotting the website , organizing the Imgur Council, finding Imgur.Yet the thing that drove it forward, Tumblr’s sole link to the past, was a picture from it wedding day…when it married @sarah, with theBOULDER as it’s best man. Imgur’s brain lurched, unable to accept that Tumblr and it were the same website…that it had come back in time to mold Imgur into the savior it failed to be. Going so far as to kill the woman it loved, Imgur loved, so that Imgur wouldn’t be tied down by emotions. No, Tumblr wanted Imgur strong, ruthless…so that when It faced the the beast, the anti vaxxer Jenny Mccarthy, Imgur would be capable of making impossible decisions…all for the common good. And then Tumblr fell back, dead. It’s final message, Imgur’s final message, burned into Imgur’s brain. It took one last look down at itself, it’s future self, and turned away, the rage curdling inside. Imgur hates everything about Tumblr. But when the time comes, Imgur will be ready.

I drew my friends and came out looking like a Death Grips album cover

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Lake Mungo

Is there a way to see the exact number of favorited posts I have on imgur?

The Ballad of Ella

Game

Miniature tumblr bullshit/"kin" Cringe Dump

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;)

Object heads

Eh?

same

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howdy

It's LNI somewhere

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

Sad.

When someone touches your food

When she gives you the "I know you are but what am I?"

Object Labeling Meme

Not even sorry

Small Space Suit dump

Palomar Mountain Observatory

When I make a pun and wait for the person to get it

Sue me

dahg

When you sleep in and your mom violently wakes you up but you're still halfway asleep

When your mom convinces you to go out

It's Christmas Eve, why not start a Christmas selfie thread?

Traps ARE gay.

When you forget to feed your cat and it comes to punish you

It's 3:42 AM on a Monday morning

I fucking dare you

Frost on plane window

WARNING: Post may frighten small children

Small Sketchbook Dump

Browsing my computer when I find this

I like this picture of my cat.

Pretty sure this is an omen...

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When someone approaches me and my friends

What scared me the most as a kid

This is Monty

Not safe for children

Meth: Before and after

Team Zombie?

When you come home from the funeral to find Chigurh waiting for you

This is my last attempt at making FP

Mine kitten

Seen at Barnes and Noble

Seen at the UCSD campus

*fearection*

And then Lamar said "Sit down; be humble."

Remember 4chan's invasion of tumblr?

In the spirit of Christmas, I humbly offer you the first thing I favorited.

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Worth the read, trust me (or don't...) I made a "cute" comic

OC. 16 y/o. Sorry for evenlessthanpotato quality, taken on shitty chromebook webcam

So I made a "cute" comic. Worth the read, trust me. Or don't.

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