Envy1990
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So a couple of months back I commented on a post from a fellow Imgurian. *She* replied and after a nice conversation in the comment section, she started inboxing me.
We had a couple of normal conversations but after a few nights I kinda got curious and started to get a little bit naughtier. She seemed into it and before I knew we were sending nudes to eachother. She wasn't a top model but your sexy girl next door.
After a couple of days the contact stopped and I checked to see if her account was still active. Deleted. Well, that was nice for the time being. Flash forward to a month later; a new message in my inbox.
It were my nudes. I was shocked. This was a profile of a guy that just made that account. I responded calmly, asking what all this was about. Turns out it was a catfish and he now wants to see money or otherwise he would spread my nudes around the internet. Sounds like the guy is really serious and I don't know what to do. Do I pay the cash, do I need to put in charges against him? At first he started with a small amount of money but in our latest conversation I asked him how much and he replied with; Around tree fiddy. And it was that momemt I realised he was actually the great Monster of Loch Ness and those weren't my nudes but just selfies with the long neck of Nessie.
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FP edit: First time on the FP! AWESOME!
FP edit 2: That moment somebody sends you actual nudes because they feel sorry for me... And didn't read my story.
aristotle1993
sorry but I saw that coming, this meme is getting old.
doomedeadhead
I fall for this shit every goddamn time.
Ki11erApps
Well played have an upvote.
ElvisStarburst
Getting reeeeaaaal sick of this fake story stuff
Darkspire
lol the only difference is now you know they are fake.
Bannedfortellingfeministshowmeyourtitties
+1 cause I read the whole thing.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
You got me +1
TheLegendaryBonk
You sonuvabich
Okiegoon
I'm so tired of this tree fiddy shit.
BrolonySammich
I was thinking it wasn't what it be like, but it do.
burgerandy
That's what I'm trynna say!
TroelsyTwo
After reading it I kinda wish you were being blackmailed with your nudes.
eurybaric
i downvoted. Fuck you.
DoctorWhoots420
Fucking shit. You got me
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
i never believed it because nobody shows their face in nudes.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
I hope all your nudes gets leaked for real. I'm starting to trust imgur stories, less everyday.
AbsoluteVirtue
WorstShotEver
Get stuffed OP! +1
oshkoshmygosh
I hate you. I hate that joke. I hate it. I hate it. I HATE IT.
StooperDave
next time you should make yourself the female victim in this type of story. The comments would be 900% better with SJW rage.
ifounditunderthere
Motherfucker!
Sitraka
exactly my words.
ImgurDoc
Dammit! I was ready to tell @op to just be proud he'd be able to tell girls they might recognize him from "online porn" then I got 'nessed!
ifounditunderthere
I told, then deleted.
NoNoHead
Me too. I was like "your a porn star now"
KrautMick
Because of this website, I no longer know what is real.
brianfpan
yes
whathappensifichangethistext
How can the world be real when your eyes arent?
KrautMick
I didn't know Jaden Smith was on Imgur.
aleatorical
Then you are ready.
IntsllrVoyage
.
thebonemaster
are u real?
imshiva
Is this the real life
digitalutopia
Is this just fantasy
Porkchop01
nothing is real, the matrix has you KrautMick.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Sammyv17
OK.
Kopar
You're the only criminal here, fucko
DovaGoose
What a rollercoaster of emotion. First fear, then disgust. Then impatience. Then relief -- followed by the urge to slap the OP.
kjb72
That about sums it up.
ChesterSnapdragonMcFisticuff
https://youtu.be/PMwbwHDDrK4?t=11s
n080dy123
RaynWisp
Yes, you accurately described sex
FearTheBeard316
MakeMeStarlit
Yuo, exactly what he said
PuddingPanda
You made me genuinely scared for you! I'm glad you're not really being blackmailed tho
JeSuisIvre
I figured it out at "top model". No one talks like that. They're just excited to see naked people
Envy1990
I tried to add realism. Like if she would look like a model, I wouldn't fall for it.
ThankyouNick
"It were my nudes" lol
Envy1990
English is not my native language. What is the right way?
looksirsand
"It was my nudes" or "They were my nudes" would have been better. Good job though @OP
EfficientLeather1
Yeah the bad grammar did not give me a slight chub.
GRMM
L3DRP
I love this was made on a Windows machine.
IntsllrVoyage
dude, nice ! oc ?
GRMM
No, all OC credit goes to @butterlumps (what is this, my love, the hundredth time I've had to to say this?)
VeryOddlySpecific
Way too much work to not get an upvote
Jasarg
Beautiful
zeocide
Love ur animation
GRMM
You love @butterlumps animation ;)
Krinder
Am I the only one that thinks posts like this are absolutely fucking stupid
jcates91
yahya021
Always good to see a Key and Peele gif
e6ola
my reaction exactly :D
godofthearena
+1 because it wasn't 20 pages long!
Habfan18
And 12 different posts
craycraybaby
You get my up vote, not OP, sick of these quite frankly
IDontSeeNipple
This.
hadoeken
I had something similar happen to me, but on Skype. It was actually real, and "she" had my list of Facebook friends to send nudes to
ocdmn
Try this: The longest joke in the world (totally not a three fiddy) http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/8EJyqX92Yy
lionsjem
I succeeded. I read the whole joke. And it was only pretty funny
MysteryX95
or spread over the course of two weeks
ScrotuclesTheBallbearian
...alright fuck it.
MisterBrent
Simply the fact you scrolled down to check and then reply this makes it gold.
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, that's the tricksy bit. With long posts I usually read the last few lines first to watch out for Nessie, but with a short one, TRICKSY
MysteryX95
I''ve learned to read the last few lines with any post that isn't 2 lines tall or less
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, I realized after posting that comment that this isn't "short" by any means.
MysteryX95
xD
MysteryX95
xD
iamthelochnessmonster
Bro I'm telling you I'll fuckin do it.
JeSuisIvre
But honestly if youre a guy and not married or famous... would anyone even care?
Respond
LOL
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
BROTHER!!! IS THAT YOU!???
iamthelochnessmonster
We must reproduce! Meet me in the loch
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
iamthelochnessmonster
Butt to butt or wiener to wiener?
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Would you tho? Would you really?
andnosobabin
He would for about tree fiddy.
TheManSpider
Why not make it toon fiddy?
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
It's not enough. Only tree fiddy will suffice.
andnosobabin
Damn woman whyd ya go and give it toon fiddy now it's just gonna keep commin back.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Can confirm
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Double confirmed
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
nickknack7
+1 for having the foresight to choose that username.
iamthelochnessmonster
I can't take that much credit. My other account got banned. I made this about a week ago. +1 for honesty?
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
Yes! +1 for honesty! Honesty on the internet is always something special
palmo
You can change your username at any time
nickknack7
I know but he chose that one, which means no one else can do what he can do.
BattleMercy
Or make a new account less than a week ago
iamthelochnessmonster
You're goddamn right. My other account got banned. I was surprised it was still available.
dinoeggs
Thank god! I'm actually very relieved by this ending!
2ndaccnt
By the amount of likes, I'll go ahead and say humans really suck sometimes.
Derpshit
on a side note . if your face isnt in the nudes why would even care if someone were to put it up?
galvertez
i know right? miss me with that gay shit.
Kow7
The one time I don't check the ending first..
OmegaZen
Yeah, I'm glad it's not another moron sending nudes to strangers. To everyone taking nudes. Stop. Get some help.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Fuck that, Just make sure your Nudes are Artgallery worthy! Something you would post on a billboard yourself don't be ashamed of your body!
Tempcore
Never include teh face!
PlsUnderstand
After Black Mirror, so am I.
tukaluk
Shut up and dance!
alyssaface
Ugh that episode was so fucked up.
turbulentlizard
I have no shame, let the world see my dick, wouldn't be the first time.
TheFatWizzard
Found the one who exchanged nudes with another imgurian.
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
Being put in that situation is horrid i know first hand.
dinoeggs
What is your story?
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
well i was running low on cash and down on my luck thats when i went and asked this elderly black man for some money
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
he said no called me a monster and told me to leave but that wouldn't deter me.