Baltimore's finest
12
16
898
Beta boxing
2500
203
162587
It's not like they have wind turbines in Denmark or anything...
47
6
990
Warm on the outside, iced rice in the middle.
17
9
744
Ave, True to Caeser
14
4
598
An Idiot Tax on Racist Boomers
23
4
504
Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink?
26
2
138
Snark news: How do we solve the worker shortage?
5
0
190
It's not good cooking unless the fire alarm has to be unplugged
-2
0
315
Biden voters far outnumber Biden supporters
14
36
618
Real bravery.
74
35
1322
Whelp, saw IT last night...
3
1
354
Can we get a "What If..." episode where she isn't anti-vax?
0
10
491
Rethink taxing the rich?
2492
497
102102
May the Fourth be with you
11
3
659
Typical bank statement...
2666
750
186775
Ft. Lauderdale just arrested a 90 year old man for feeding the homeless.
26
18
146
I'd like to see a debate with just Trump vs. his own tweets.
-1
6
366
Me reading Facebook this week
53
9
2576
Got invited to go out for Halloween but I just wanted to stay in and eat candy.
25
10
1214
Going to a wedding where most of the guests are in their 20s
26
2
1123
Nowadays my biggest fear is my democracy completely falling apart.
3
2
399
Apparently it's my cake day...
-4
5
284
How to win friends and influence people
19
50
1302
Googled "Cat karate." Was not disappointed.
15
3
130
Drink up, America!
19
4
740
Got my first paycheck since graduating college. Got my first student loan bill the next day.
39
5
538
When my out of work brother comes to visit
24
7
233
Baroque Obama
78
11
594
Anna Kendrick responds to her brother's relief that she's not starring in The Fappening.
55
11
1186
United CEO Oscar Munoz defending the act heard 'round the internet
18
5
811
Harley's just a sucker for a bad boy
100
10
1640
When I can't find the lube
14
7
583
Imgur needs more Constantine
18
9
236
Being over 30 and getting hit on
149
14
2158
When the title is wittier than anything I can come up with.
40
4
592
So I got this crazy text message....
0
1
689
Sex in a long term relationship
11
6
151
All I can think about is the smear of hot dog juice this leaves on her face.
8
4
151275
Try being creative tomorrow, nerd
7420
147
313733
I know it's a bad time for a family photo but I don't want to lose my deposit.
24
6
105
We still have some time left, but I'm pretty sure this is the headline of the century.
19
8
144
For everyone already tired of the Brendan Fraser postings
142
17
5915