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luceid
A possum in my sausage hatch
BiscuitTheif
In MY meatsafe? It's more likely than you think!
IMainReinhardt
Sounds like a borderlands psycho
badken
Weasels? In MY meatsafe?
HouseOfEvil
Burgler in my ham closet.
ThatNameAgainIs
An otter in my steak cage.
csilver24
MrRaiders
Oldest gay porn found.
zamalek1
A Weasel in my meatsafe is never late Frodo...
HappyLittleBoozer
Whatever next? Half a cow in my £5 note?
darklanser
A stoat in my flesh cabinet.
MyPrincessNameIsDrinkingBeauty
Yeah okay, but how do you get it out of the meatlocker....asking for a friend.
RatoMolhado
Oh, it's not meant to get out, Your Highness.
CoolSnackChris
Ah, the old purple-headed womb ferret.
Gowestyoungmanforyourowngood
I would read it just to find out WTF that means.
emertonom
"The author spent his childhood wandering over the spoilbanks of worked-out coal mines."... 1/2
emertonom
"He caught newts, tamed rats, hedgehogs, squirrels and stoats and he kept a weasel in his meatsafe." 2/2 --Amazon description
SpecialAgentSmecker
It's for sale on Alibris. Just bough a copy for 5 bucks.
DoctorAwesomeEsq
This really sounds like a euphemism for something disturbing...
MyNameIsFriday
http://www.badgerland.co.uk/pictures/book_covers/experience/weasel_in_my_meatsafe.html
CleverFandomReference
You brought the sauce! We are forever in your debt
archirat
Thank you!
LetsSayYouAndIGoToeToToeOnBirdLaw
How could you not read that book?
Bkenobim
Drunk on imgur and now I've bought this book....ffs
SpecialAgentSmecker
Fuck, I'm sober and I bought it. How can you not want that on the bookshelf?
thatFamilyMan
Oh la la...... foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
WonkySeaDonkey
A gerbil in my... Uhm... Well, nevermind.
LetitBehe
I need those cliffnotes.
AdamGenesis
Wabbit in my dirt hole.
Baccano2015
Read that as 'weasel IS my meatsafe' means something entirely different
EffHerRightInThePussy
This is just Vol. 1
MandatoryEels
That's pretty good. I picked up one called "Mating" as a joke but it actually turned out to be quite good.
Doublees
You heard the man.
AdamGenesis
Wabbit in my dirt hole.
UnnecessaryAnusJokes
A measel in my wheatsafe
RecompostedSapiens
Oh shit Richard Gere finally put out his memoirs.
LiberalismIsaDisease2020
2 yrs later, still should be top comment! +1
droppedmyhousekeys
Best comment of the day. Holy shit that's great!
ProfPeelerPhD
Top fucking comment.
snowman520182
This is a Bloodhound Gang lyric if I've ever heard it.
Biznatch231
It aint my job, to fuck you on your birthday.... Anymore
heyheyheywoah
Funny story, my mom once called the gang task force because she found an old blank CD case with "Bloodhound Gang" and a phone number on 1/
heyheyheywoah
so she thought I was joining a street gang. =D
NanaNanaNanaNanaFLORIDAMAN
Good to know your mom has your back
heyheyheywoah
That is very true. She's still embarrassed about it but we laugh about it now.
Beiki
bloodhoundgang
MiniDitka5
This gif deserves 100 upvotes for putting the upvote in the reflection in Morpheus' glasses.