Where there's a will there's a way.
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14
4959
Um, phrasing
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597
I was eating a cookie.
11
0
431
Maybe a little bitter
14
3
125
OBJECTION You've activated my trap lawyer.
117
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1111
A perfect gift for the holidays I found in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue
9
7
287
Cream of spinach that I made
7
6
739
What?
-1
1
289
Elite Tauren Chieftains still use the old models
8
2
3471
My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands would satisfy.
3
3
220
Key West family
13
1
642
Mr. Ted Huntley has seen better days
1
4
573
Booya, full house
14
11
365
Fidget Spinners now in Overwatch
13
2
680
This speaks to me on a certain level
1
0
114
Don't ask about his goggles
21
4
102
Within an hour of the Community Choice Sale
12
7
130
My entry for the Halloween Party at my office
14
2
623
Green locust understands us
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5
172
Was searching for evil man quotes, was not disappointed
10
5
3166
The Overlord and Supreme Ruler of Death Lord of TeamZombie
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5
530
The cats of Hemingway House (and others)
25
3
271
That smile...
19
6
189
Miyamoto-san is disappointed in you
39
6
222
I can't see a downside to this
6
3
99
So we're sharing wierd pinkies today?
4
21
178
True refinement
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0
4
Lawyer stories
123
12
3791
How you know you're a grown ass man
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2
131
Cat started visting my parent's backyard and sleeping in a flower pot
5
3
1087
It's like he's hoarding toes
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6
2954
Drug advice from Snake
12
0
389
I got a bed for the cat that occasionally visits my parents' backyard for Christmas
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7
226
Should have gone into Bird Law
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119302
My aparement complex hasn't turned the fountain off in a while
10
2
115
So, whatcha readin?
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