Alright motherstickers - this is a fuckup!

Aug 28, 2019 3:28 AM

puddinhead2U

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Idiot vs. Door

"It's locked because IT'S A SECURITY DOOR!!!".... *Tyrone pushes door open

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT WONT OPEN, BECAUSE IT'S A SECURITY DOOR!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The face of cops when they'll find the old lady :)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Point for title

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is so smart!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the end, he's like, "uh, can I get some help with this door?"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this real?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Peter Kay?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would have been better if he was wearing a ski mask.....and it hadn’t snowed in months

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dead giveaway

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did Matthew McConaughey say to make them lock him in?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The title though!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the police arrested the old lady.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So is that what Paul Logan has been up to lately?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im more scared of the pixel faced lady

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael Bolton's career in decline, attempts to rob local bank. News at 6

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/QbItUj5

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

ought to be the first comment

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

agreed!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Corbin Dallas?? One moment please......

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bron?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was expecting him to be like "i'm not going jail man!" shoots self then a few seconds later the old lady walks in..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do bank robberies even work anymore?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only he’d slowed down he could’ve read the PULL sign

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daniel Craig??

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7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Can't seem to find it but I love the one where the bank robber gets pinned to the ceiling when he reaches across just as the screen goes up.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The door doesn´t lock because that would most certainly lead to a hostage situation if there were other customers inside.

7 years ago | Likes 482 Dislikes 3

Ahh yes that answers my question

7 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Wasnt locked it was a pull on the way out not a push or so i think

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Yeah, that's his point fyi

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No negotiating.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the door was locked from the inside. He tried pulling on it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 23

Nah, he rammed it. One lady walked in, and another guy ran out after.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did he really?

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

No.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

He had to push the door to get in, but he was trying like hell to push the door go get out. The rest of the time was him bouncing off of it

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think it looked like he may have but appears he was just bouncing off of it

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How would that even work lol, but nah it wasn't locked

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do the (security panels?) go up shouldn't they go down?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Also, ceiling is high, going up means they cover employees first if gun is pulled etc. Going down is a long way to travel before covering.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I worked in a bank. It’s safer. You could have your hands over the counter passing money etc.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Because if a robber jumps on the counter they can catch his neck this way.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it came down it could crush someone's fingers or be held open by a blockage on the desk.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If they came down they'd crush hands. If they go up they push hands out of the way.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My guess is because it’s safer for the employees, the panels can’t smash hands or other body parts.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Also shows why doors should open the other way for safety reasons. When people panick they will never pull the door.

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Thats a good fucking point!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also a Polar bear pushing from outside has easy access with this setup. Reverse the door and your chance of being mauled goes down a lot.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Thats.... oddly specific.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Problem is that the hinges would be on the outside of the building if the door swung out. A thief could just pop the door right off.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Isn’t the point of them opening this way that they can’t be barricaded/blocked from the outside?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is the law in many places.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think the door locks. It just only open one way and he was too fucking dumb to get it.

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Captain obvious

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

really?? ya think????

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Hostages

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dont be to hard on the guy. He was clearly under a lot of stress.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

LOL

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that keen observation.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the US, we do have some places that lock you in when the panic alarm goes off.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Prisons for one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wf the robber is armed and suddenly decides to shoot people? Seems kinda risky.

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Perfect nine nine reference

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Panicked

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Scared shitless.

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It's hard to think clearly when his shit for brains has dropped through his arse and is now trickling dow his trouser leg.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Probably wasn't thinking clearly when he walked in the door. Lol. Mama told me there'd be days like this.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most fire codes require that doors push to get out.... but still

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It’s probably an older building.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Which is bad when you think about it. All doors should be pull to EXIT. They can't be blocked then.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They can be blocked by idiots trying to rush out and pushing each other which leads to the front of the crowd unable to open the door.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've personally been in a situation like that before, a loose example off the top of my head is hillsborough disaster

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The issue isn’t it being blocked from the outside, it’s from panicked people trying to get through the doorway. There’s an awful video (1)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

of a bar fire I watched once and will never forget - ppl rushing to get out got stuck in the door way and you could hear screams of (2)

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those behind them. The building (doors) weren’t according to fire code to open outwards and because of that many people burned to death (3).

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the doc, pretty heart breaking https://youtu.be/TgR3Q4H7fMA

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know jewelry stores and other stores with valuable items tend to have it the other way for the exact reason of slowing people down out..

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You'd think the door would just electronically lock

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

On second thought that would be retarded

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, in a robbery, the shields go up, the door should lock

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I worked in a Building Society that got robbed and the training was get them out fast. Let CCTV identify them..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckup was that the door should have locked too

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Gas station and cell phone stores have that lock option.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The door doesn´t lock because that would most certainly lead to a hostage situation if there were other customers inside.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Generally companies prefer that the potentially armed irrational and scared human run away rather than stick around.

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Except if there are any other people in the bank at that time they are now in danger of being hostages

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if there are costumers they stay locked with robber who's probably armed?

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Is it Halloween?

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7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So he takes hostages? That'd would not be particularly good.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes, that would would.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fire code

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 3

IF IT WAS UNDER THE CORRECT FIRE CODE THE DOOR WOULD OF OPENED OUT. NOT IN. SORRY NOT YELLING STUCK IN CAPS.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

Well let let go of Captain America

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

BUTT ITS AMERICA'S ASS, I CANT LET IT GO.

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HAVE*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AGREED BUT IM NOT STUCK IN CAPS I CHOOSE THIS LIFE

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG BROTHER?

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Not necessarily true. Cities prone to hurricanes are sometimes coded to swing in.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah cos a hurricane hits you more likely than a fire.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Probably, yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Umm. No I think they swing out. So as to prevent the 100 mph winds from blowing the door in and wrecking your house

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried opening a door into a 100 wind? People would not be able to evacuate a building,

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like the bookies scene from Snatch

7 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.

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You’re on thin ice my pedigree chum

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All. Bets. Are. OFF.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dya like dags

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Dags? Ohhhh...dogs! Sure. I like dogs.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fun fact. That character was suppose to be British but Brad couldn't do the accent, so they redid the character.

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