Happy Golden Everything
So sweepy
Apparently it's my cake day. Here's a photo of eggs and toast for y'all.
It is my cake day
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Finally a diet plan that makes sense
Biting through spacetime
View from the top of Angel's Landing
Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Bernie, the Cat
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Sure it is, Amazon, sure it is.
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Alright, which one of you clowns is selling cat scratchers on Amazon?
There's a dog in there somewhere.