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Mar 21, 2022 7:21 PM
PortugueseSushi
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eastend666
I'm old enough to remember the Menendez brothers without consulting Wiki.
xltjet
Doesn't excuse what HE'S done, either!
ValorPrime
What happened?
Thatradarguy
What’s crazy is there’s a basketball card out there with them in it.
Kanwic
Is that the guy that played Blossom’s oldest brother? Huh. Haven’t thought about him for a minute.
Cloudraker
If you're going to repost from Reddit, why crop out the beginning of the tweet that makes that post relevant?
Uselesstoy
Cuz this is the part that's funny.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Thank you!
CraftyGiant
kylepayton1360
He was going to be an astronaut. He took up space
MrKomisiripala
rhitard
ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkingToMe17
Used to live right outside Princeton. The menendez brothers used some of the insurance $ from murdering their parents to buy the best 1/2
ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkingToMe17
wing place I’ve still ever been to. Chucks Wings. Can’t even find close to them out in CA. 2/2
MoonRiverFrost
My condolences
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
WTF did rafael do at Princeton? Apparently not get educated
Viewtifulphoto
You go to a school like that to make connections not really for education
Spanky93
Refined his ass sucking skills
byrondio
He was part of the whine club
Undrave
Networking
bedframe
Ted is brilliant. Just bad. If you think he's dumb, he's conned you.
InDogsWeThrust
I wouldn’t say “brilliant” but he is articulate and an effective debater. https://www.quora.com/How-well-did-Ted-Cruz-do-in-college
casualgenderquestion2718
that’s your mistake. the guy’s “dumb” in the way Boris is “dumb”. it’s an act, put on by a princeton and harvard law grad, bc he’s evil.
casualgenderquestion2718
for two reasons: 1) his base eats it up when he looks dumb and 2) it’s harder to be angry at an idiot than a malevolent intellect.
Iblamemyparentstoo
You don't have to learn anything if your degree is paid for
SlowboatToShortbus
Majored in Astrology, specifically the Zodiac.
Kafna
Bet he made a killing at it.
InfocalypseRising
According to his roommate, was extremely creepy and walked around with his balls out
amandoop
Just his balls?
kindpanda
The old dick twist
4554073
It was all out, but the micro p wasn't able to be seen.
nesurame
Well that's one way to keep people from looking down on you I suppose
Ja5per
No, his dickhead was always showin'
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
I find that quite easy to believe
InfocalypseRising
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-at-princeton-creepy-sometimes-well-liked-and-exactly-the-same
sundaymondayhippyday
“My distinct impression he had nothing to learn from anyone else” = great way to start your learning career….
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Another statement that is incredibly easy to believe
oneoldman
You believe that slug has testicles?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
He seems to have spawned children. He might have testicles but he has no balls whatsoever
mirrorz
Cocaine. He did cocaine.
TheLastGreatAudit
You need friends to do cocaine at Princeton.
KirapkasGergers
Nah ted screams narc I doubt it
Qouththeraven
Like Dr. Rockso?
HeRulesWithARubberFist
KekekekekekeeeeeYEEEEEAAAAAH!! Sorry that was my best attempt at typing Dr. Rockso lol
bolshevikmuppet
Real question, the heck was his doctorate in? Geology?
HeRulesWithARubberFist
Pretty sure it was just a doctorate in cocaine haha