"I can taste... your stink..."
ADD, ADD, ADD, ADD…
For a colorblind, depressed, bipolar II, ADHD, recovering alcoholic father of two little girls who is solo parenting, this gave me a twinge of pride in myself today.
Just released: Tucker Calrson's audition tape for Fox News
Sprouting mango pit. Mother Nature is both beautiful and sexy.
I'm not a religious or spiritual person, but I love this message.
"Huh? No, I was just itching my leg a bit..."
For some reason I recieve a multitude of friend requests from random Indian dudes each week. This is my favorite thus far.
First day as a 30-year-old. Off to a great start.
Why waste paper when you can make your calves smell delicous?
3 year old nephew's X-mas ratings: 0 circles = don't want, 1 circle = want, >1 circle = really want
Goodness gracious...
Good grief.
It sure does, Imgur... it sure does.
♫ You can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it, I'm talkin' every drip-drop, don't you waste it. ♫
Rye gives the sweetest snuggles
Gonna have to start closing the bathroom door.
"Remember how I do bad things and you think it's cute...?"
I think she’s gonna like it...
First snow of the year in our new home.
Yet another "Imgur today" commentary
How I imagine yodeling in the old cuntry when I retire.
Just returned home after spending a week with my family. Finally got to have some alone time...
Another unfortunate life situation brought to you by colorblindness
Didn't even use her turn signal
The cardinal sounds like it laughs at its own bad jokes.
His one weakness.
Unicorn sighting!
Is your butt making too much poo all the time?!
My poor 2nd grade teacher...
It's important to find friends with shared interests.
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This is Rye's guilty face.
Meat Meniscus
Thank you for being a friend...
Connie Carter
Fucking Brian.
My dad and Oliver after another day's work of restoring my great-grandfather's farm house in Rupert, Vermont
Rye was confused by his first red rocket.
This little guy has traveled with me through 4 different apartments. Today, I decided it was time.
Feel inside (and stuff like that)
Rye set a new personal best this morning.
Whelp, looks like I'm gonna be a little late to work today...
Started leaving notes from Rye in my wife's lunch before work.
Some ragrets
Rye is a superb snuggler.
"Hey mom, whatcha doin? Ya workin? That's cool."
Not quite sure what triggered these mammories today.
Wife said she wants to start reading the Harry Potter series together in bed tonight.
ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᴰᴼᴼ doo-DOO DOO-dooooo
No longer disabandoned
... like there's no tomorrow.
"We're all here because we're not all there"
Recently made my first original joke. Despite my wife's headaches from chronic eye-rolling, I think I'm funny.
Great, now I'm "That Guy" at work...
We are all whores in some ways.