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May 6, 2015 4:04 PM
IsThatWhatYouWanted
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MarkFelton
All your baes are belong to us.
MonserrSans
Ayyy
alexicanz
28 breadsticks is gonna be hard to poop out. Literally. I hope she drank a lot of water with them.
chinablue
Eh, just have her drink 8 oz of prune juice .
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Girls don't poop, silly! She'll be fine
robocatninja
At first, I thought this was all one long snap chat thing...took me awhile to realize it wasn't. Too Mich internet for me today...
beardedwolf
You left out the best part of the math teacher saga! http://best-of-tumblr.tumblr.com/post/83529017847/the-awesome-adventurer
PreVizslaOfClanVizsla
Theoretically all the colors of pigments make black. All the colors of light make white.
tuhalu
Hell yeah, colour theory.
RickSanchezEarthDimensionC137
That chicken face coming towards the camera though.
zsteinberg
I don't think you know what good snapchats are dude.
Narushima
This is shit.
TheThirstyMoose
Ok for the last time GASOLINE IS NOT DERIVED FROM DINOSAURS!!!!!!
JosephDunaravich
Imagine a world with that kind of animal biomass. Just floating mats of... dinosaur.
astariaxv
+1 for bed bath and beyond girl.
MadamPuddifoot
She's def my fave.
napoleonbonerfarte
STORY TIME: Our dog killed a rabbit, so when we were trying to get rid of the evidence, my mom went and got a BB&B bag because the rabbit1/2
napoleonbonerfarte
was now "beyond". Soon after we got rid of the rabbit, we found a dead mouse in the garage. It was not our day. 2/2
Zenxius
Im crying @ the polar bear one.
N64BlowjobJesus
These are fantastic haha
Lookatmyballs
Anyone else feel the brain cells die as they went through these?
LawrenceGranroth
Wrong, brown is dark/desaturated orange. ... proof ->http://imgur.com/wcGgbig
rukhgw2
Your picture is proof it contains all the colors : \ Just not in equal ratios.
LawrenceGranroth
same could be said about any other color thats not pure Red/Green/Blue (or Magenta/Yellow/Cyan in reflected light)
rukhgw2
Yep, and it's true!
SamIsFrodosCantaloupe
The headband girl looks like Michael Cera...
WrockFit
THATS A GIRL?
ILikeCoke
Not all books use all 26 letters, and fossil fuel isn't dinosaurs: https://what-if.xkcd.com/101/
MrSinyster
all colors mixed together equals black. brown is made by mixing primary and complementary colors.
Zugswang
Ernest Vincent Wright's "Gadsby" doesn't use the letter "e" if you exclude the author's name on the cover.
ILikeCoke
Sorry (not sorry)
OnlySuperstition
And some use more than 26 letters
YouAreSomeonesFetish
puny english language, master race scandiwegians use 29! (asians are just overdoing it)
causality
Also, brown is a dark shade of orange, not all colors mixed together.
ChuckKarma
You can't say there's not hydrocarbons from some dinosaurs in all FF reserves though, even if the percentage is exceedingly small.
SoOddICantEven
FOR THE LAST TIME. BLACK (or white, if light) IS ALL COLORS, BROWN IS ORANGE PLUS GREEN.
rukhgw2
Calm your down. Brown also has all the colors, just not in equal ratios.
BjarkeDuDe
Brown is just dark orange.
cpento
#6 anyone else getting michael cera vibes off headband girl?
islick
I think this is going to be a thing... I like this new thing. More things please
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
I love messing with my snapchat story. I get compliments on my work, so a part of me is tempted to do some galleries of my greatest hits.
mikehuntcravesupvotes
calcuLATER Bitches!
foronetoo
This is one of the least funny things I have ever seen on Imgur. The fact that it has so many upvotes, and is on the front page just (1)
foronetoo
shows how pathetic this place is.
pritikina
Content is quite random but I got a few laughs out of it. My fave: I just did the math. You're still a lil bitch.
papaVladofsovietRussia
"Solve for the amount of fucks I give"
BHObiWanKendoobie
I liked that one as well.
Dictatorschmitty
CalcuLATER was my favorite
TylerWarranty
http://imgur.com/pEfCs4J
Herptagon
Could someone solve for how many fucks he gives? I just can't bother right now.
MrNameisme
Phone Math says 31.38672996
charliesheen420
Round that number!
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
42
MrNameisme
No. Exactness is important when discussion quantity of fucks. Wouldn't want to hurt anybody.
kerms
Brown is red and green, not every color...
WrockFit
But, but green is just blue and yellow....
kerms
In terms of pigment. In terms of light green is a primary color.
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
I would like to bond with a chicken, please.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
"I love chickens Eddy!"
HungryPumpkn
*Insert cock pun here*
fleXbad
James Bond?
MagicalMorpheme
Come to Hawaii.
daraz
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
I'm upvoting all commenters on my comment, but you have no comment, so I'm confused...
Spycymchaggis
What if we don't comment anything
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Maybe. Probably. No promises.
davepermen
I got unreasonably jealous on those pics. I now want to be friends with a chicken..
WrongUn
there's a quiet spot round the the back of my garage if you want- you won't be disturbed
shepurrrd
I would like to bond with the Breadsticks girl
itsahollyday2
Her eyebrows are perfect
NotACanadian
I just want to bond with the reject pile.
dickinaround87
18-80-81 is not a right triangle, 18-80-82 is.
Amythyst
And to show your work, by the Pythagorean theorm: sqrt(18^2+80^2)=sqrt(324+6400)=sqrt(6724)=82.
drunz
Or you could know 9-40-41 is a Pythagorean triple and that that 18-80-82 is a multiple of it.
OaksParcel
Neither of those are right traingles. Right triangles have a 90 degree angle in them.
OnlySuperstition
um... 18-80-82 does have a right angle
YouMayHaveInternetConnectivityIssues
Wut
ShortGiant
They're lengths, not angles.
YouMayHaveInternetConnectivityIssues
Ohhhhhhh
AppiusClaudius
Though, to be fair, those numbers actually work for the three angles of an acute scalene triangle. #mildlyinteresting
thecolonels
Those are length measurements, not angles.
OaksParcel
This is what I get for not looking back at the pictures a comment is referring to. You're right, I done goofed.
Amythyst
This is what you get for being dropped in some random kid's lap and expecting to actually make it to your destination.
Herptagon
As a major in herpgeometry, I can confirm that both of these are right triangles.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Sooo, in 140 characters or less, what's herpgeometry?
Herptagon
The fictitious field which includes my username.
WrockFit
Just did the math. X=31.3867299 fucks to give
slack3rdav3
a whole lotta fucks
MyAnacondaDontWantNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
RollerCoasterQueen
I'm sorry I laughed harder than I should have at the girl with 9 headbands
sirenx8
I laughed loudly at most of them. Oh what a time to be alive!!
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
How hard should you have laughed?
doihearanamen
She looks like Shia Labouf
BabyMamaMina
SHIA SURPRISE!
glitchead
No you're not. And that's okay.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
you can't tell me that wasn't michael cera in a wig
WallaceBea
Me too. I fucking lost it, actually.
kerbie
"Grab somebody sexy tell me hey" got me
aedanman
thought it was michael cera in first pic
JumboJimbobChills
As did I
Bammit
Cera pls
xvakarian
Every. Time.
sneakykittens
I have tears streaming down my face at this very moment for the same reason. Now the song's stuck in my head, too.
BDSMBlooddoll
GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT!
internetpoints
Abstracted28
Take it back - dog
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
This bitch... -dog probably
Max209
that betrayal face :D
TheGuywithTehHat
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xvsth5Yn1r65hcfo1_500.jpg
LooseCannonSpock
HauteChocolate
Favorited. I had to, I don't know why.
littleb1ackbird
adrian94
I love you Virgina but ya can't be doing that, come on!
ANerdsMind
Show him what for it mean to be Super. Sand. Lesbian.
theGeskk
so betrayed
swimtrunks
http://imgur.com/Aqjva14
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Ty
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
"wow that looks like anna kendrick"
GoDDstopper
"Bitch I'll never forgive you for this"
onepunchwoman
http://imgur.com/2K6dvsR
michaelmaroni21
Wow good for you guys
ajourneyinthedark
Hot damn that breadstick girls' eyebrows are on POINT
Diddlestyx
I had no idea Anna Kendrick worked at a fast food joint.
DenimBeard
Breadstick girls got me on point.
3794
Ayyy
Azarel97
lmao
thesarahpowellexperience
I agree with you but can we please stop using "on point/fleek."
Ladymeowsalot
Dude! Was thinking the same thing! I'm about to get mine tattooed on (crazy, I know) and I'm thinking she's an excellent model. Aaaand (1/2)
StubbornViking
Please don't tattoo yours on. It won't look quite the same. But then I'm just some random opinionated internet person, so :P
Ladymeowsalot
I suffer from a weird condition called trichotillomania and I don't have real eyebrows :( This is gonna help my self confidence big time
StubbornViking
Well in that case, more power to ya! Tattoo on some damn good looking eyebrows!
BKLounge13
eyebrows on....arch
HillariT
on fleek dammit! get it straight!
TemporaryUzername
oh my god, not this again
littlespacebased
Thanks for not saying fleek.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
why would you be upset over that? "on point" is a slang term as much as "fleek" is
UH60Mechanic
This was one of the highest comments the last time that image was posted. It's threading, then filling/sealing. Look supreme.
MovingtoAntarctica
Eyebrow pencil and wax?
UH60Mechanic
Also possible. I've begun to use the spoolie brush and I'm on the market for a good wax/sealer. There are just so many.
SwampSuccubus
As someone whose tested dozens, Anastasia Beverly Hills eyebrow pomade is the best and makes your brows look AMAZING if you apply it right
UH60Mechanic
Do they sell that at Sephora or Ulta?
MovingtoAntarctica
I'm growing mine out so I'm looking for tips. In the past mine have been groomed thin because they are blond and sparse.
UH60Mechanic
I just looked at a bunch of YT tutorials and the biggest things they had in common were use the brush, line/fill LIGHTLY, use highlight.
thecolonels
Her face reminds me of that Sasha Gray "you just got fucked in the ass for an hour and now you're going to eat a sandwich" gif.
Blackcoog
You are right:
wyldcard
I'd probably not go near her backside for a while after she's had the 28 breadsticks.
Mintipony
Link?
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GeeBrainWhatDoYouWantToDoTonight
quantumpacket
http://imgur.com/lWiC3Dx