From my college's career website...
Don't tell me what to do duck.
MY DAD IS BABYSITTING MY CAT
The church down the street from me has a new theme every week
That's the sassiest ninja turtle I've ever seen.
Denise and Drew were my jam.
He's special.
You weirdos are my Valentines this year.
My stupid Princess Diana beanie baby has to be worth SOMETHING.
Bye car, see you in May I guess ...
Maybe I WILL get a job when I graduate
When you're about to see a new penis for the first time
IT'S NANNERPUSS!
Keeping this in mind for Halloween next year
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.
I always wondered how you people knew when your cake day was.
That moment when the replies start piling up and you realize you must have said something stupid but you're too scared to look.
I see your cream pies and raise you zebra cakes, the crack equivalent of the 8-14 set.
Why does imgur keep directing me sketchy ads? I can't computer.
Average composite faces of women around the world
For sure happening with the Viralizer right now