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We're both college students and we decided to get high and play truth or dare, which naturally led to some secrets coming out. She was ready and willing to act on it then and there, but despite the tightness of my pants, I insisted that we wait until we sober up to do anything physical just so that we could both be certain there wouldn't be any hurt feelings.
The next day, I grabbed a pack of condoms and went to go talk with her about whether she still wanted to experiment. I didn't even get a full sentence out before she started climbing me like a tree.
After an absolutely crazy afternoon/evening, she has come to the conclusion that she is most certainly bisexual. We get along really well as friends, and seeing as how we're both single and very definitely in to each other, we decided that it would make sense for us to try starting a relationship.
imagerboy
Responsible sex practices. Niiiiiiiice. ttp://i.imgur.com/vvhMpkz.gif
NecessaryPrick
TasteyourTears
BYERE
RatoMolhado
dmnky
You’re gonna get hurt.
ourari
That always happens. It's better to do fun stuff and get hurt later than not doing anything at all and feel regret.
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Falador
Always. Trust me. You always regret not doing things more than you regret the things you've done.
TheRemarkableFoon
pineapplepoombah
Today, on things that didn’t happen.
MikeG1218
Nice! A friend of mine drove a girl in the other direction.
gablestout
"a friend"
theheatwave2001
"a girl"
AtlasUnbound
His hand is female?
adriedupoldprune
well it would be gay other wise :p
SaphiraTheBlueFuckingAwesomeDragon
And the whole bus clapped.
AWarningToOthers
Dear Penthouse Forum....You will never believe what happened to me.....
CountryMetal01
Absolutly nothing
DemiGuy
You earned fake internet points with fake internet stories?
imherefor2things
JsiskVillain
I knew there would be one of these.
mikeatike
Thought this was going to be a "'m not gay but the guy I am fucking is." story.
ChameleonFacedGoon
idontbelieveyou.jpeg
Kieralynh
Don’t push her for a threesome. Not all bi girls are into that and I feel like guys are ridiculously unaware of that fact.
rollercostarican
"'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take'- Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
MaxStenner
You can do it
CallMeSleeper
I hope it works out. You did it the most responsible and cautious way in my book.
udontneedtoknowmyname
Thanks, we wanted to play it safe so that we didn't kill the friendship if anything went wrong
PinaColadaJellybean
omg congratulations
CallMeSleeper
Just don't recent one another if it doesn't work out. Be truly honest with each other and the rest will fall into place. Best of luck!
PinaColadaJellybean
im sooo hoping this works out hahaha
Vebyh
Those tags
27yoUGLYvirgin
I wonder if half the people posting this know that this guy is one of the sickest mass murderers. Just wondering.
Nethkin
Vebyh
Well now that I know that... I'm probably still going to use it and laugh at it when I see it.
PirateofthePancreas
psychedelicsatan
A couple of weeks ago, i got fingered by a lesbian at a party.
theheatwave2001
Did it give you a boner? .... *Joking*
LesbiansAwwYiss
We're gonna need to hear more about that story.. For science! :D
Snaphanen
This sounds to good to be true
CodyRedward
*too
udontneedtoknowmyname
Yeah, I know. I honestly never thought I would be this lucky.
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CyborgScribe
You sound bitter.
Bakeun
Don't worry he said he's not bitter
mattadore
Happened to me nearly 15 years ago with my lesbian roomy. After a couple weeks of fucking everyday she decided she wasn't bi anymore.
mattadore
We still managed to remain great friends afterwords.
BigSecksi
I've got a friend with almost the same situation except she is female and he is back to being gay. Best friends 10 years later.
Mrziffle
MechaNinja
7.5 billion humans. Probably isn't even rare, tbh.
Equatemylifewithsand
Got high and played truth or dare? Is it 1997 again?
BlackwitchWizard
pretty sure freshman year in the dorms is eternally 1997.
pineapplepuppy
Classic social game to test boundaries while intoxicated. If jelly shoes and chokers are a thing again, why not this?
clydeman420
Jelly shoes? Really?? I just became nauseous.
SweatshirtJones
Chokers are a thing again?? Wellll......
SweatshirtJones
Shoot
MalthusAndreusDrake
congratz. good job on making her wait too. classy as fuck.
lightdeity
It's comments like this that make me love usersub
docwilco
Indeed. I've started doing that too, and it's made things better. (Not making people wait, but waiting until not under the influence.)
Deadguy11
Good man for waiting. Regardless of the result.
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udontneedtoknowmyname
That is the stupidest thing I've heard all day. Sleeping with someone high/drunk makes you at best a shitbag, potentially a rapist.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Agreed, though that is just the most basic sense of decency.
canyouthriveat35
A lot of people lack decency these days though.
pokenar
case in point: the other reply to Deadguy's comment.
molycakes
You were an actual gentleman and not a self proclaimed one. Good on you and hope you both find happiness
mountainofpuppies
anyone who feels qualified to call themselves a gentleman as a boast generally isn't one.
molycakes
Very true. One of those instances that actions are the proof rather than what is said
udontneedtoknowmyname
Thanks, we're both responsible enough that it should end reasonably well even if things don't work out
molycakes
Glad to hear it ????
TheLastGunslinger
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BadlyWrappedKebab
I don't get your point given the scenario in the post. Shit comment.
totallynotaghost
He has successfully completed many men's dream, I salute you sir
PluckedDuck
Now get her other female bi-friend involved.
wagnus
Slowwww downnnn
Jasarg
invisibulman
Two points for the conversion.
Diddomatic
Looking good!
JikaelMackson
RIP my man mailman, gone too soon
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
ShinySephiroth
Gradwin
confusedsentiment
This thread was perfect from start to finish.
ShinySephiroth
alittletime
Can I get this on a shirt?
ColLeslieHapHapablap
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/267402-my-man
alittletime
Just bought two. Thank you
alittletime
LithiumOd
You know what to do.
Gethstravaganza
Is this supposed to inspire hate towards women? Cuz you nailed it... :/
pukeofhurl
i believe the proper term is time to smash dat
Gibbington
No, It's supposed to be funny which it is.
fishfinder401
Congrats @op you have done the impossible
drixrmv3
Not hard- some bi people don’t like labeling themselves as bi because people think it’s a “phase” and they don’t know what they want.
barrowboy42
Hahahaha...what, be a part of some one figuring out their sexuality? You should go to college sometime. ????
TheDudeSkywalker
And that makes him mighty
SexyGarrusVakarian
zadel99
You need heat to straight a wet noodle... Right?
AluminiumFalcon
Not impossible. My buddy did that twice.
treehumpinghippieface
My buddy did it three times!
Treybetrey
AluminiumFalcon
They definitely weren't traps.
fishfinder401
Then your buddy is a god amoungst men
DiamondLeaguePlayer
I did it in college as well but we didn't date, compliment me!!!
fishfinder401
DiamondLeaguePlayer
Thanks babe! You're the real mvp
zykelator
A hero who gives false hope to idiots.
dudeyeadudeuhwhateverdudebro
I've done this.
KaliaGrey
Row row, fight the powah!
Raltsun
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
kuba913
Hero we need
jenw
Chasing Amy
CatsAreOurGods
you know what to do with your happiness
RobertNAdams
Make like a tree and go fuck yourself?
pondox
Enjoy it
SirPoopsMagee
Shove it up your butt...?
Kregular365
inmate655321
bunnyrut
spread it around?
Freckledtip
Up the arse!
diregamer
Enjoy it while it lasts and then fuck it up
andrewthestraw
Both of you can stare at girls butts and be like
Vysard
Hehehehehehe. You can't spell happiness without piness. ...er, wait...
TK421isAFK
Look forward to threesomes?
cyborgelt
*Happenis
shmachero
French accent: "everyone needs 'appiness inside of them."
jesuisjens
H'everyone*
madeyoulookXD
Scurix
Waaaay up your butt Morty
thedeg
Post it online at at least 1080p
Prunebane
ah_I_see_youre_a_man_of_culture_as_well.img
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
ah_I_see_youre_a_man_of_culture_as_well.imgur
UltraBooster
I_understood_that_reference.jpg
DukeDarkwood
I_understood_that_reference.jpgur
Thestalemonkey
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Shoveitupyourbutt.stanley.gif
nips4chips
SomuchYESinthiscomment.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Shoveitupyourbutt.stanley
UsernameNotTakenYet
MemeStealingSkeleton
sometimesamisanthrope
Up your butt, Jobu
EvilKrikkit
Ruin it by overthinking?
SonicBoomYourFamily
Exactly!
54r4h
SmeachThePeach
Yeeeeee
ImNotRacistBut
/r/2meirl4meirl
doctorwoohoo
wow
Mumalot
YEA!
Aurovin
This guy!
CorneliusCornwall
BoozeHound001
I'd laugh if this didn't hit so close to home
ShinySephiroth
ImNotANecrophiliacImJustNostalgic
CanOnlySayYes
yes
RockinGeo
Username checks out.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Are you me?
EvilKrikkit
I do have a skeleton under my skin....
Nemesis0fReason
MFuzzySmock
And that is exactly how I went from a happy relationship to “just friends” in under a month.
SomeCrazyNerd
The nemesis of reason would agree wouldn't they?
Nemesis0fReason
Thatguywhohateseverything
Yep , completely destroyed mine with this bi girl I dated. It is tradition.
bruudwin
its ok. theyre hard to understand anyway. so many ones and zeros
ShinySephiroth
biggp2
Can you also give us an update on Gimpy
udontneedtoknowmyname
As far as I know he's doing just fine. I haven't seen him in months, but if I manage to get out again this year, I'll try and get a picture
Crypticsound
You are a historical fact pulling gangster
Crypticsound
And I just took the time to learn about gimpy, not disappointed.
ihaveaboringusername
Offer her a threesome. She would get the best of both worlds. You know, because you care.
Ryanator50
I wouldn't recomend offering it, might seem desprate. But maybe hint at it.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I mean, in theory once you establish trust with someone you should be able to talk openly about your desires. Just don't be a dick and 1
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
try to persist if she shoots it down. 2/2
MelJea
It's okay to joke about this but please don't consider this an appropriate idea just because someone is bi.
Subtlelight
Don't you know that we bi people exist only for couples threesomes and fantasy!
duckfuPrincess
Yeah except that I always am ready for that threesome. Different strokes for different folks?
MelJea
That's fine, but assuming someone is into threesomes just because they are bi can be annoying. It's about how you approach it.
LosPer
Well, it does at least set the table...even if you don't want to eat. Nobody likes to be force fed...
HelpNeededIHave
Especially dick
governmentgavemeagun
Doesn't matter whether it's tea, coffee, dick, pussy, or other. Nobody likes to be force fed.
shadowfallen
I mean... I'm sure /some/ people like to be force fed...There are some weird kinks out there
Kiore
"OMG ur bi? Want a 3sum with me and my gf?" the theme song of my sex life
MelJea
There's that and then the people that won't date you because bi means you're more likely to cheat.
Kiore
Ah yes, although for me never a big issue as I prefer to date other bi people, cuz I actually do like group sex ;)
cheekypocketwank
He is in college, it won't last. No harm in asking anyway. (As a bi man)
calcifear
Met my spouse in their Freshman year. It's lasting fine. Don't sabotage a relationship just because it's not a sure thing.
cheekypocketwank
that was never my intention. Apologies.
MelJea
True, the 'harm' really lies more in how you do it,not just that you asked.
cheekypocketwank
Exactly, don't suggest your really hot ex. Don't seem like you aren't happy with your sex life. Small questions to explore possibilities.