There are two types of neighbors
I took a leap and fell flat on my face! Fuck yeah!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
"Fine I'll wear them but I'm not gonna look happy about it"
I rescued a dog today, she didn't want to leave my truck.
Grandfather and great grandfather just being awesome.
He managed to hide his fear of ducks for 82 years.
The valentine your valentine should look like
Dammit, I'm an outtie not an innie
To the assholes that vandalized and burglarized my house while I am trying to get back on my feet from surgery:
Meanwhile in Florida...
Finding new and creative ways to fuck up relationships since 1984
This cant possibly end horribly...