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MordorTheUnforgiving
Please don't use items not designed for it as food containers. Safety standards are much higher in items meant for anything food related.
MilitantDeigo
Apple butter
Jaketorious
It doesn’t come like that, it came in a box. This is like from 4 years ago
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Probably leaches estrogens into your butter to make you even more effeminate than a normal iPhone user.
fornostrangereason
I suppose they already got milked.
Buckbeak1486
I'd rather put that grand towards my kid's inevitable educational debt.
SmileWhileYouStillHaveTeeth
Well, that's just great. Now I want an iPhone case.
Vineheart01
Or just don't buy that pos
MadMike75
Apple is going to lose a ton of loyal fans. Greed will catch up to them.
Khrome
r333
You butter believe
Appollon
It's apple butter!
yewlith
I got a brand new iPhone 6 (32gb) for $200 because of all the people scrambling to get the new ones :^)
PurpleDogBalls
yaugarap
Is it BPA free?
Woffenhorst
And remember, the OLED screen needs a screensaver or it'll burn your UI onto the screen. Guess Apple execs expect a short lifetime for it.
Martellus
I still don't get why they thought it was a good idea to buy parts from their main competitor. Can someone enlighten me on this?
mike13815
When you buy apple, it's about 1 part "ooh shiny new" to 5 parts "Yeah I know its shattered, I can't afford the upgrade yet"
Wikipedo
Roughly until the next one comes out? Just a guess
Whatismypurpose
It's a term called Planned Obsolescence. And it's a thing.
SolarPolarBear
I have this issue with my phone, is there anyway to avoid it?
chicharrone
Thank you. We already have plastic particles in our water. At least you're saving is from one more piece!
ElioNope
Are we sure it's food safe plastic? Like, it'll be good for a day, a week, but longer?
Pugalug
That’s an iPhone 5c box.
ArandomDane
I wonder what type of plastic that is....
Astramancer
Whatever it is, I bet it's known to the state of california to cause cancer.
xRoyalWolfx
God I love that joke.
pugs911
Just like our ancestors, using every part
duhrick
That’s an iPhone 5c case. A phone that is as like $500 brand new.
Brandy321
They also make nice littler terrariums to germinate seeds.
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FloppyFingers
There's an app for that
Omegarighteous
Don't forget to microwave it to help spread the butter easier
daff
and you'll have just one more reason to lick your phone too
positiveleroy
It’s water resistant too, so it’s easy to wash!
luzriel
and samsung 7 has heating source for toast or steak
nolittleplans
Man that iPhone x is one ugly phone looks like a 1st Gen iphone with a unibrow
chrisNoodleKing
But is it pcb free
NippleLickerOfJustice
But...that’s an iPhone 5C box.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
2 iPhone 5 = iPhone X?
NippleLickerOfJustice
I think we are onto something here.
PinkSpongebob
iPhone XC^2
turkletoon
I can't believe anyone can spend that much on a phone.
GreatTeacherMichael
I just buy older models for like $90
TraitorousTrump3
You probably spend more than that every year on a roaming internet connection.
ephemra
What is everyone on about? I can lease an X for 22/month. Up to over 3 years I haven’t paid the full price for the phone. Why would you buy
ZiggyStardust80085
You could buy a car that would last longer for that money
stanstanthewaffleman
I paid 450 for the s8 brand new off Craigslist but I haven't used my actual computer since I got a smartphone so I think it's worth it
Arkaenan
Not if your computer is just sitting there unused. Sell or salvage it
stanstanthewaffleman
My computer is a 2007 eliete book... i use it basically as an external hard drive
LaziestGoodBoii
you still can’t? it’s nothing new.
KobeBurger
What are people doing with their phones that they need such expensive models?
Zenzui
I know, right? I spent £150 on my phone and it has way more features.
Zenzui
And I still think that was too much. I probably should have stuck to £100
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Does anyone know how much it will be with contract? Still probably at least $500
iScreenshotGifsAndUseThemToComment
It’s the same retail vs monthly ya dolts. Sometimes ~100 less or more depending.
DeleteriousDuck
Never seen anything over 350 for a contract.
ivancestoni
As far as I know no one does contracts anymore but that number seems correct
GuloGulo420
Dera13
I’m paying 49 a month for mine, with 256 gigs
Pizzabaconator1
Same, really not that bad
dormantmutant
Just buy an s8. Jesus. Half the price. Twice the features.
Dera13
I just like iOS more than android. I’ve used both, it’s just a personal preference.
GuloGulo420
JumpingBalogna
I never understood why people needed anything more than 32GB on a phone. Maybe even 64GB.
Pizzabaconator1
It fills up quickly
ChrisMendez123
Photos and videos take up a lot. Especially in 4k.
ForTheSwarm
Most flagship smartphones are $700-1000 without a contract when brand new. Contracts mask the price into monthly fees.
Wikipedo
Time to travel somewhere that sells it cheaper. In Hong Kong, phones can be around 15-20% cheaper.
ForTheSwarm
Hmmm, $900 flight to save $150-200.... something seems off about that, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Wikipedo
True. You could just stay at home instead of visiting new places and shopping while you're there. Stay safe!
namiasdf
Yea, but you have to pay taxes on that shit when you bring it over.
DonteHaversham
Not for one phone. If you buy a bunch, then yes
namiasdf
Ah. I remember buying computer parts and getting dinged.
ForTheSwarm
(That being said, that's why it's better to wait until the phone has been out long enough for price drops, no matter the type)
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Um but then I don't have a better phone than Jan at work and what then? Am I just supposed to be inferior? What if she gets it BEFORE ME?
B99Reactions
You are superior if you get most out of an “inferior” phone, most people don’t get the minimum out of their phones though
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Fuckin Jan amirite
ForTheSwarm
Then we kill Jan, obviously. Worst case scenario you get caught, and bail will still be cheaper than a new phone.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Okay but then what if Betsy gets one before me? This is a never-ending murder train and I just don't think I can avoid prison forever.
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
Eliminate desire to eliminate suffering.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
I didn't know Desiree was a threat as well. Thanks for the heads up, she will be eliminated.