chicharrone

358839 pts ยท October 27, 2016


in the time of chimpanzees- I was a monkey- Butane in my veins-I'm out to cut the junkie-with plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables. dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose- kill the headlights & put it in neutral -stock car flamin with a loser & the cruise control. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D...Got a couple of couches - sleep on the loveseat...someone keeps saying I'm insane to complain bout a shotgun wedding & a stain on my shirt -don't believe everything that you breathe- you get a parking violation & a maggot on your sleeve- so shave your face with some mace in the dark. Savin all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park. ---'The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare banned all the music with a phony gas chamber cuz ones gotta weasel & the others gotta flag- ones on a pole-shove the other in a bag. with the rerun show & the cocaine nose job- The daytime crap of a folksinger slob. He hung himself with a guitar string -slap a turkey neck it's hanging from a pigeon wing. you can't write if you can't relate-Trade the cash for the beef- For the body -for the hate-and my time is a piece of wax-Fallin on a termite. That's choking on the splinters.

Standing up to Facism (Now it's your turn: No Kings SATURDAY!)

Points 666
Comments 71
Views 28163

"You deserve the Best" Dump

Points 426
Comments 24
Views 14335

I- Need- Validation- Dump

Points 1185
Comments 66
Views 51056

A dump for your dump (don't forget to wash your hands)

Points 1029
Comments 69
Views 51154

Happy Dump Trump Day from the Midwest

Points 241
Comments 6
Views 4087

Somebody has a case of the Mondays Dump

Points 873
Comments 78
Views 48488

I dump because I love you Dump

Points 1078
Comments 137
Views 56937

Don't give up. No Kings.

Points 322
Comments 22
Views 6289

Dump-a-pa-looz-a

Points 1008
Comments 73
Views 51739

There's too much at stake to stop fighting (50501 Protest) What the media ISN'T Showing

Points 1177
Comments 102
Views 31768

Killing Time Til It's Late Enough For Me to Go to Bed Dump

Points 1097
Comments 98
Views 50897

Ah...Might as well Dump. ? DUMP! Go ahead and dump

Points 484
Comments 77
Views 31667

Luigi dump

Points 825
Comments 63
Views 14092

Cloudy Day #58 Dump

Points 2312
Comments 148
Views 107447

Funny dump with some profound ones snuck in DumP STyLE

Points 2172
Comments 84
Views 84208

The first one is for folks in my time zone

Points 571
Comments 39
Views 65153

This article has haunted me since I read it over 3 years ago. Too late to do anything about it now?

Points 611
Comments 62
Views 13466

Christmas selfie

Points 429
Comments 8
Views 8831

I need Imgur Validation Dump

Points 595
Comments 70
Views 41221

For your dumping pleasure Dump

Points 394
Comments 64
Views 17207

Winter Storm Boredom Dump

Points 1467
Comments 124
Views 90865

Dump without a Clever Title

Points 872
Comments 73
Views 46209

Stolen meme Christmas Dump

Points 654
Comments 7
Views 15944

Was it ReALLY the DoG that was farting?

Points 687
Comments 82
Views 62581

The 80s re-ran this OJ guy-?- Dump STyLE

Points 966
Comments 132
Views 73140

It's the dump dumpiest time of the yeeeeear

Points 1204
Comments 65
Views 83981

Is he OK? ( ....asking the important questions)

Points 1234
Comments 124
Views 74774

The "look at memes instead of talking to your family' dump (PS: happy Thanksgiving)

Points 452
Comments 21
Views 48514

WoaOhhhh my love, my darling...

Points 1387
Comments 50
Views 78974

At least in japan they serve KFC with a salad

Points 436
Comments 122
Views 60736

I'm bored dump

Points 589
Comments 60
Views 50351

CDC (careful doing crap)

Points 1720
Comments 143
Views 123832

How'd mother nature improve on something that was already awesome & make it awesomer...!?

Points 1875
Comments 126
Views 83010

The thrill is GoNE Dump

Points 2307
Comments 153
Views 106834

Poor guy! What the ...!?

Points 1175
Comments 412
Views 150197

"Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths." -J.M. Coetzee

Points 954
Comments 63
Views 49855

Some days you feel like a nut. Some days you feel like a mushroom...

Points 2617
Comments 471
Views 101321

Give Stan a hug for me. Memory Eternal! ?

Points 3942
Comments 141
Views 125816

After a month under rubble, he still managed to wag his tail! GOODEST BOY!

Points 1619
Comments 29
Views 78199

The kid's crying bc he already realizes he has an evil mother

Points 3425
Comments 617
Views 88012

cases are up 110% in OK, and this county has the highest amount of cases...what could go wrong?

Points 2027
Comments 616
Views 110269

Hey- Let's never hang out

Points 633
Comments 127
Views 48642
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