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Dec 26, 2015 8:37 PM
WhatAreUpvotes
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Aboveaverage87
Ruth be told, that cat was an ass hole anyway.
DomZombie
Kane and Abel? Now we know why one killed the other.
Ryebread91
What have I continued to do!?
SpaghettiFox
Cane and Abel seem to still be causing trouble...
SpaghettiFox
And we have to wonder if the world ever REALLY recovered
Imgurgle
Because he was Abel to?
InstantAce
kek
yourmomisminenow
top kek
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I can't tell if Kane is a douche or if this particular family member is a douche and he's just reacting. Can't ever tell with family...
ADoritoChipFromTheFuture
She's got a real mean cattitude
VeteranKamikaze
Ah Kane, we all know that one guy who thinks he's hilariously edgy but really everyone just thinks he's a stupid insensitive asshole.
Towelieeee
Maxipad
ImRandyMarsh
If this is you, you're a total douche. Find something better to do than being an an unnecessary asshole
ethanicus
I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 500.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
12k upvotes for "this" ... whatever the Imgur community's standards are, they just were lowered.
ethanicus
Don't hate me for being fabulous.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Huh? I was agreeing with you (and handing out an upvote)!
ethanicus
I realized that only after I commented. :P
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Kane is a lil shitstain
kubit
I kinda like Kane's sense of humor
TheFlyingSmidget
Yeah everyone's saying he's a dick. Yeah he's a dick but he's a funny dick!
kubit
No idea who'd downvote you.
WolfgangBeier
Lisa and I*
sweetphotographergirl
This comment is way too far down here!
irishking316
http://imgur.com/aKgGPes
akiba22
Picturing them as Kane and the Undertaker where Undertaker is whining about his former cat while Kane makes puns makes this a lot better.
DorianBlack
Kane sounds like fun. In an insufferable fun to watch from a distance kind of way.
HighSeass
Kane is the goat, I follow this man on twitter, he convinced his ex to bring her whole family to FL when he wasn't there
ballsohard2202
And... That's supposed to be funny?
HighSeass
Yes, she cheated on him with multiple people
ballsohard2202
Sure she's a bitch. Fuck her and all that. But why do that to her family?
HighSeass
He did it to just her, she brought her family along
TheHeadOfAlfredoGarcia
Well, I can kinda see why ...
joeyjojosharknado
Imgur is something else. Hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness is rife here.
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TheHeadOfAlfredoGarcia
Please refer me to where I said anything about what anybody "deserves," o wise one.
koll23
"CATastrophe"
Chesho
*chuckles* ruthless
ReverandNick
Could you please explain it for my friend?
zeldabutts
sensiblechuckle.gif
chaiteanunes
*chuckles harder*
Mugenthesamurai
Top kek
highteck9
Who names their cat ruth?
thebestimgurian
Lisa and Maxipad
Wainwright
people who post take phone chats and need a punchline.
DragonDildoChandelier
People who have so many cats that they run out of cat names
SubZeroWithAFever
Heh.
ChanelK
On another note why does he have his brother saved as "Maxipad"?
jezabellga350
Because Maxipad is the best name ever..
mineovermatter
Bwcause clearly the brother is a sensitive bitch! Haha
wynder
Yup. Reading it I thought it was a female ie. an ex texting despite "Me & Lisa are having a boy".
JerryFromPornHub
His name could be Max, or simply just family bantz m8.
dAnalyZe
My exact reaction. GET OUT OF MY HEAD
NipplesInAJar
NO YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD. YOU DON'T RULE MY LIFE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I LIKE MIDGETS OR NOT!!!!
mukbun
Who didn't like midgets?
BenSnow97
You should have added three letters to your username which are identical to the last three letters
NipplesInAJar
#JarJarBinks2016
BenSnow97
He would make a fine republican candidate. He's not great, but it's not like there's much competition...
FierceDruid
Kane is just like my brother. They're both jackasses.
Gastonisasociopath
I'd beat up my brother then fuck his wife to show him whos boss
Hatixon
If you were female that would still be a decent way of showing him whos boss
GoldenUpdoot
My day: Got on imgur, saw this post, thought "cool thats my name", read comments, felt bad.
Syng420
Fuck you, Kane.
taotae
he ded
KakuTheGirrafe
Hehe.. "Ruthless."
sirrontail
Who the fuck calls a cat "Ruth"?!
NeutralMilkHotelWax
Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Things That Didn't Happen Today...
jackbos
Yeah... fake.
Keekenox
And gay?
TragedyAtSummerhall
Who the fuck cares? It's funny. Movies aren't real either and people seem to laugh at those too.
ExtremistSatire
apparently the people up above saying kane is human excrement
coobi
Because their are all these retards in the comment crying over how he is a "douchebag"?
coobi
there
ShadowXII
Kane needs his ass kicked.
crazydoggolady
whats the story behind the name Maxipad? :)
MrSomeguy
Kane being a dick to everyone I guess
ILikeLarry
As a Max I know the Maxipad struggle all too well
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
His brother's name I'd probably Max. Being a smartass douche, he likely thought the name he gave was funny
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
As a sibling myself, that IS funny. Lol.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
As a sibling also, maybe it would have been funny without context. But because of Kane's douchieness, I just find it annoying
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
Ah, yes. Lol, Kane.
KharnApproves
Kane is a douchebag.
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AlexisActually
Still par for the course.
NKnukewar
He sounds like he wears a fedora regularly
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flamingflamingo
My fiance and I are fighting atm because I think Kane is hilarious, and he thinks Kane is a douchebag.
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
Kane seems like a laid back kind of guy. I'd have a beer with him.
flamingflamingo
That's my sentiment. Just because he's joking doesn't mean he doesn't care.
Carmichael106
It's one thing to make jokes or puns from a distance. Quite another to do that to family. I agree, he's a douche.
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Syng420
I do and I would never joke about that with my sister. Know your audience.
Carmichael106
I have three.
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Carmichael106
Growing up, we had our own joking around. Definitely nothing like this ass Kane.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
Wow what a dick
ExceptionallySleepyFriend
He didn't run over a cat..
lemonfluff
Accidentally. He dos however make fun of the dead cat.
VEpsilon
Unfortunately
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lemonfluff
He made fun of the deceased cat...
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lemonfluff
It's pretty insensitive and you can expect retaliation. It's like if you cheated and then rubbed it in the husbands face. It's a dick move.
lmLying
Oh nooo
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
so what, dead things are off limits? We follow that rule? That just blows my mind. *generic jfk setup*
lemonfluff
It's pretty insensitive and you can expect retaliation. It's like if you cheated and then rubbed it in the husbands face. It's a dick move.
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
what?!?!?! i agree it's insensitive. But, you can not compare cheating to joking about dead things. ones dead and the other lives to feel..
BIZaGoten
Yeah the white squared text guy is the dick here. Can't laugh.
Merced
Doesn't change the fact that he is acting like a fedora wearing douchenozzle...
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Merced
Fedora wearing implies he is living in his mom's basement making snide comments because he has no life, and douchnozzle implies that 1
Merced
He is worse than a normal douch because he is the worst part of said douch. I'm calling him a basement dwelling troll who is the lowest 2
Merced
Or nastiest part of a douch. So I knew exactly what I was saying cockfag. Maybe you should urban dictionary that before talking shit.
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dogestyle
there's one in every family
TeenInASuit
My brother.
TalonDudeguy
I'm both
therealgrennhald
Yeah, I have a sibling who's easy to get a rise out of too. One in every family.
Louisckismyspiritanimal
THERE'S ONE EVERY SEASON
ImgrrrrBrowser5by7
Ok not one in mine. Is that weird?
cca220v
well, not everyone can be the funny one ;)
joeyjojosharknado
I think he's pretty funny, but look down below. Apparently he's a cuntbag/shitstain/douche/etc for not being nice to people. The irony ...
HermitTurtle
An insecure, humorless, violent dickhead with a poor grasp on contraception that's inversely proportional to sense of self-importance?
Snooj
Seems to be two in that family.
DeltaLaw
The sarcastic one or the one who can't take a joke?
Jaymezians
Then there's a lot of families missing theirs cause mine got all of them.
MegaDeuce
Just ask Abel.
glassweaver
Must have been one of the aborted ones in my family. Phew!
KukuBRE
I have 2 brothers and 1 sister we are all like that..
DanyulD
Yeah, and now I'm worried he won't grow out of it.
BIZaGoten
If there was every any sadness or drama of some sort I'd be the one to fill this spot.
shpanky
There's like three of us in mine.
Abracaderpa
We're the ones like that in our respective families. Imgur has ruined us.
spunzombie
Giant pussy that can't take a joke ?
EuthAllPitBulls
It's you. You are the embarassing retard in your family.
sergeanttbag
No u
EuthAllPitBulls
touche
wynder
There was a giant pussy but now he's ruthless.
scienceguy0402
That's wy whole family
YooooooooImHereNow
But mhy though?
scienceguy0402
Meh
oodaloop
So you're the one
SoggyNoodleSoup
I just realized that this would be in my family... if we actually spoke to each other.
SoggyNoodleSoup
be me*
TheLetterKay
Two in mine actually. (any Disney fans?)
ngd123
I was gonna respond with that!! *high fives overexcitedly!*
superparadox
+1]
Ahlyss24
And they always manage to ruin special occasions
ISecretlyLikeDudes
He'd make a very nice throw rug
morgainn21
And just think, Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.
lovestospoon
Yeah right here
mrbadxampl
I am the one in my family
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I am the one in every famly
JanitorsApprentice
I am a one in my family two
HipHopapottamus
username checks out
ButtMunchersUnite
As am I
PsuedoIngress
Ditto ;3
MrSomeguy
I am sorry for your family.
joeyjojosharknado
I'd love to have a brother like that in my family. But then I don't take myself very seriously either, so he'd have no ammo against me.
mmaatt8
same
Obi2Kenobi
I am the one my family
Xenshail
He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
ManofScience
I'm sad I had to look for this one. +1 for the Lion King
Xenshail
I was sad it wasn't already here. At least there was the two in mine to upvote.
SaintPhoeniix
This Kane guy sounds like a cunt, not gonna lie.
ImgurBannedMeWtf
It's all fun and games till a Cat perishes .... Then y'all start shittin cupcakes
Mickstah
Yeah he's a total dick. I wonder if he'd appreciate shit puns if his beloved animal passed away?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Its the douchebag name, its his destiny.
MyNameIsWall
First Murderer, depending on what you believe.
SilentScreamsX
I feel like half of Imgur have had their sense of humor surgically removed. Everyone is so quick to get butthurt these days. Grow a pair.
Mclovin21
They're both cunts but at least he's funny
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Sooo, a pussy?
aravinglunatic
to be honest maxipad sounds like a stuck up bitch
ThomasTheScrakeEngine
6900 people disagree with you. On that note, anyone else hate how much of an internet hugbox this site has become?
sergeanttbag
I ignore imgur on holidays. Specially xmas, new years, and valentine's day. For real some people just need to go outside.
daffodilpuke
Nah, he's just honest.
Mayokopp
TBH "Maxipad" seems to be someone who simply can't take a joke
weliveinaspaceshipdear
Yeah making fun of her recently dead cat is super high-larious
DatDurTho
Yeah it is about as acceptable as the person his is texting's response to it.
avidatheist
His*
LetumComplexo
In context they probably both are. Brother/sister relationships can be... bad.
LooksBadTodd
I'd probably make the same jokes with my sister.. she would laugh.. jokes help us not take things too seriously.. this is comedy
MakeMeASammage
They're brothers
scipe
Glad somebody noticed "me and lisa" ... guessing brothers name is Max... and nobody knows the backstory.
KingoftheIntroverts
Maxipad sounds like she could loosen up a bit herself.
funkti0nality
@kanezipperman on twitter
JessieJanson
I'd have disowned him, family or not.
MegaDeuce
Yeah for real.
Imghurrr
Might be the biggest asshole I've seen in quite a while.. hope his brother beats his ass
Aerolfoz
I mean, he started a world war just to bring the Scrin to Earth.
JaronceOrTwice
But he's right about the dog.
bladerunner89
Are you an aussie by any chance?
PatrickPunchhard
Don't know how he thinks he can get away talking to The Undertaker like that
lyricallove
Fucking rude. I bet he's the kind of person who thinks his shit don't stink.
alsoWolfman
Yeah. What a fucking fuck face
Schwartzen
Spoiler: Neither of them are real.
DinoKebab
What??? But its on the internet...it must be real!
MyUsernameIsLegenWaitForItDARY
Look up @kanezipperman on Twitter
Bdsedm
reality check +1
getadogupya
The first word to come to my mind, as well. Funny fuck, though, as long as you're not related :D
Artefact
Leader of the fucking Brotherhood of Nod
REV076
*sigh* I just commented about Battlefront and here we are again, another saga EA fucked it all up..
SuwinTzi
Peace through power.
MileHighLivin
Ha! I miss my childhood...
Artefact
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
CoffeeyCore
Childhood? I played Tiberian Dawn as late as yesterday morning! You don't need childhood!
MileHighLivin
Well now I just don't have a pc. Been playing a civ game on my 360 for a while. Considering red alert, but don't wanna be disappointed
CoffeeyCore
OpenRA, my friend. The second you get a computer, download it. It's Tiberian Dawn, Red Alert and Dune, free and optimized properly
MyUsernameIsLegenWaitForItDARY
@kanezipperman on Twitter. He's done some funny stuff
CheezyMcBurgersonSmith
I thought he seems like a fun guy.
joeyjojosharknado
Me too. It's like the Butthurt Olympics are coming in 2016 and most of Imgur is trying out for them. This site is like Tumblr II.
StoneColdSteveAutism
I love how everybody forgets to mention that they ran over their own cat. Idiots.
joeyjojosharknado
We didn't forget to mention that it was a joke in a fake story. But sure, that's worth crying about. Tumblr II indeed.
Slimebunny
I totally agree, and downvote fairies seem to be visiting anyone who hasn't missed the joke (which is probably fake, anyway)
joeyjojosharknado
It's almost certainly fake, and it just humour. The over sensitiveness and outrage culture here is something else.
wynder
..its cause its a cat
Bearilla
You have siblings, right?
MimicOctopi
My siblings and I would never go that far. That was very inconsiderate of him.
Bearilla
Gay
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MimicOctopi
Greeting each other by teasing about a recently deceased and much loved pet? We know better than that.
MimicOctopi
My brother and sister both own dogs that they love very much and I have my cats. We'd never stoop that low. It's very disrespectful.
meadowgreene
There's usually a line and that line is usually death, even if it is a pet.
Bearilla
Gay
Zoroasterisk
That's an insult still? What, are you 12?
Bearilla
What is this