My professor marked me down on a question I got correct.
He said I was driving slowly and thought I could be drunk...
WITNESS ME!
Hahaha... Silly Eel
But I'm not a rapper
MRW I spend five minutes looking for an ingredient I already took out
MRW a customer wants my help after I've already clocked out
MRW I get insulted after supporting America
I tried to submit my favorite clip to Pornhub but they don't allow rape
WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY
Oh patriarchy...
Am I the only one who misses Celebrity Jeopardy?
There's a lot of genius politicians here on imgur
MRW as a broke college student I splurge and buy Chipotle just to have the bag rip and it pour out into the street
Missouri's Best Tackler Today
To the asshole that smashed my car door's window on New Year's Eve
I cant stop laughing
Kids These Days...
Screw it, here's a USB cable
Oh no you di'int!
Seriously