VulShanna
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http://johnsontsang.wordpress.com/2013/08/29/a-painful-pot/
HolyFuckICanChangeMyName
I want a version of this with this guy: http://mcmanusweb.co.uk/RAN1.jpg
DJGnarly
I was expecting Tabasco infused weed. Caption is misleading.
Seeyoufortheweeknd
Holy Dragon pot fuck!
hennajuliet
Absolutely beasting at the sculpting thing. Like, damn.
RonSwansonsJunk
Ill take two... two fucking hundred thousand and seven!!!
ImSiriusdeadSirius
TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOU, AWAY!
GodfatherOfBandwidth
Skill Level = Asian
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
Interestingness level = Asian, as well
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
And then you have a kid and he says "dad look", and CRASH the dragon is dead.
GBMaker
They don't call them "house apes" for nothing.
ThatsSomeBadHatHarry
can I get an 'oh dayum'?
FlyingTigerRose
OH DAYUM!
9thDr
Best I can do is about ....
JerkfaceWithTheFaceOfAJerk
Yea well I once made something that resembled a cup.
meltymcface
TROGDOR!
yeehawbuckaroo
No matter what arrangement you place in it, that vase will always be more impressive than the flowers.
benniebeeker
You pour blood from it.
InterestingFacts
I think my username is relevant
schulace
Rock. Solid. Craftsmanship.
Addiecora
This is fucking awesome.
dparks
whoa whoa whoa!! everyone calm the fuck down!!.. it's ok.. he's Asian.
PhotosJeuxDEchecs
SRSLY? LESS THAN $20?
garydee
He's a fucking wizard
PurpleJesus
Didn't realize OP's mom was named Awesome
ChefHannibal
I'm gonna pop some tabs
phamptom
And then people want to buy it for 20 dollars... -_-
silentbob625
Walk up in the club, like what up? I got a clay pot!
IMaedThisForYou
You are my favorite.
calmalamadown
Best comment today :)
mukuface
I'm just pumped this thing ain't Photoshopped.
mukuface
All of the scales and claws are done real thoughtfully // People like "Damn, that's some detailed pottery."
applecocola
This is my grandpa's pot.
Myshaele
Holy f'n shit!
GingersLastWord
Shit that's some skill
interuptingcow
With a 3d scanner/printer, such beasty works of art can and will be easily replicated.
jetfuelcantmeltnomeltcheese
as a potter, you can tell the difference.
mycoininthemiddle
*cheaper
AintHeAPeach
3D scanner/printer for all: Full communism!
interuptingcow
This is a movement I can believe in!
Eowyneb
By definiton that would not be art :P
interuptingcow
You're art.
SendMeNegative
Why would it not be art?
GingersLastWord
But it would never be as good
interuptingcow
3d printers are the future and yes it could perfectly replicate anything a mind can fathom.
GingersLastWord
It would never be of the same quality it would be too perfect and excact it wouldn't be so unique why have somthing everyone else has
interuptingcow
I can not even conjure the appropriate words to show my objection to this particular comment as pertaining to having what others have.
gustavsson
Pottery porn.
ohdangit
um ok. thats the most amazing thing ive ever seen.
ButterfaceTaintClown
You've never seen Breaking Bad?
DurrehBebbeho3o
I haven't.
milante
I kept expecting Mushu from Mulan...
omen964
I do pots and decorative shit to.. but i do not reconnaise the clay. might just be the filter on the camera. please tell me?
whomsayer
Johnson Tsang uses S-Porcelain from LagunaClay.com, according to a reply he made on his site: http://johnsontsang.wordpress.com
whomsayer
"S-Porcelain" being porcelain mixed without any ball clay. Goes by other names too. About 50 cents a pound, depending on the supplier.
gamess6
Aoooo Kuaang!~
Kagler
Smite player?
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
Smite players on imgur yay :)
gamess6
MAYBE. maybe. yes
Kagler
Awwwwww yus. Feel free to add me if you need anyone to play with ever. Kaglerv2 is my name on there.
thisisntoafork
Who summoned Shen-Long?
mylesrunner
Saving this just in case I ever have to take a pottery class and have no idea what I'm doing...
dmanly
Shutup and take my money.
mantha0n3
Can I have this? I would like to have this.
Serkuss
My thoughts exactly.
Uptownchic
mantha0n3
this is one of my favorite gifs ever :D
ivegottwolegs
Why is it painful?
FlyingTigerRose
Pot didn't look like that before, then the dragon got it!
shifty18
because he dropped it on his foot
Misformanatee
I'm scared I would break it. Just looking at it makes me nervous!
thekeeb
Put your hands in your pocket! -Mom
Tempestfox3
Because it's being "Crushed" by a dragon
kungfuman
The Chinese government is a villain, but far from being cool enough to be associated with an evil dragon if you ask me.
yesmynameiscatlikeacat
"Pained" would probably be more accurate, then. But still so cool.
SnowWarning
I thought it was a pregnant woman with a snake around her at first..
CommonWhiteBoy
I thought fat man with snake haha
orcmuther
fuck you. how dare you be so talented, while i have these stumps for hands :(
JimmyKillsAlot
Trouble is, you have what my old music teacher, Mrs. Mellonger, calls "stupid fingers".
alicia52310
agreed
Pseudacorus
At least you have hands...
AlexandriteVo
*Asian
iLikeLanguageandJustWanttoHelpplsdonthitme
Turkish people are also very talented with these things.
dlgn
Jaime?
sogullible
As someone who quite literally has a stump for a hand, thumb up to you.
scook16
Imagine Buster making one...
Ferrumkit
Just make a deal with the robot devil, that will fix everything
Shamorza
Don't talk about your hands like that. There is one talent no one can take from you, if you understand what I mean.
JoshuaClayman
well, of you break both of your arms, your mom can help you out
buildanestinmyhair
i wish i didn't get this reference.
DaveTheBarbarian
you're talking about collecting butterflies, right?
VulShanna
I think he's talking about jackin' it.
Shamorza
Yes, that was what I had in mind.
gandalfrodo
This guy had stumps for hands, and also managed to handcraft hands without hands http://imgur.com/pRkNJ
thetonestarr
He's one hell of a - *takes off sunglasses* - DIY handyman.
GaugeDanger
you gotta hand it to him.
madeforthiscommentonly
son of a bitch. ok, I give up at handing!
TheNamesAshHousewares
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/08/armyofdarkness-quotes-groovy.gif
odraencoded
Gotta hand it to him, that is incredible.