MRW someone says "I'm not racist, but..."

15

22

471

felt

21

5

937

MRW when someone points out a redundancy in the title

50

5

234

1947-2022 He had an awesome life. RIP Meatloaf

24

6

1253

14th Favorite (and definitely forgot)

13

8

729

... 'cause you can have me either way: Plain White Jim or Three-Hole Punch.

1

0

159

ignore and move along. thank you.

-4

4

237

Gettin' on this bandwagon

0

32

347

Late Happy Festivus, fuckers!

54

5

800

Papa was a Rollin Stone

22

7

936

Belated Happy Festivus, you buncha fuckin nerds

24

12

514

Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson

8

0

240

MRW there's a novel of text under a confession bear and I know it's just going to be a pun

81

10

3255

Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson

843

29

101949

We've got to find Jack!

31

12

1976

MRW I'm using voice-to-text and it types "cuz" instead of "because"

11

3

365

Tell them your story, Hide...

-2

2

131

oops

3951

217

7318

15th favorite: pizza balls...  that is all.

29

8

1370

Never forget.. today is Ludacris's birthday.

0

2

160

I wanted snow for Christmas, but I have rum, overwatch, and you lovable fuckin weirdos.

10

0

137

It's every day with you guys...

698

76

33029

awesome...

32

15

912

MRW the new cook started cleaning on his own when we were slow

57

8

526

MRW someone mentions they have a third nipple

5

6

307

oh..   great.

25

9

656

imgur....  i would appreciate this.

5335

181

125771

I'm just trying to fit in

4

1

100

Deadpool

11

3

136

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. And happy fourth day of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa Eve, and Festivus Eve Eve from this kitchen I pretty much live in.

25

10

348

I knew he looked familiar

40

5

437

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

8

2

139

you'll really upvote ... Anything?

8

4

82

of course...

12

6

79

These clips from Civil War have got me so psyched already

40

17

523

.... oh

132

16

159

Been a chef for 15ish years...

184

102

3324

Aquaman's cameo in Batman v Superman

27

11

2135

MRW I made 12-hour-braised pulled pork and a server asks for barbecue sauce

0

4

221

It was alright, but c'mon...

11

16

238

Popular opinion

34

33

623

Literally almost died from embarrassment 

107

18

581

MRW Sanders and Trump won the Indiana Primary

36

7

236

MRW the guy I just met starts talking about banging and suckling a giant because she thought he was a baby

2

3

286

MRW imgur notifies me I got 10 points on a comment three years ago

43

7

1860

so here's the thing

814

107

61572

When someone asks what kind of hot sauces we have

0

9

260

Just... why

3298

168

121458

proper meme usage?

2

20

78

Never forget... it's Ludacris's birthday

5

5

314

MRW I'm playing Overwatch and get the play of the game but not one of the four commendation spots

12

3

347

52 days of the year (not including stupid shit like sea slugs or green parrots)...

-1

26

123

When you've finished The Office for the umpteenth time and can't figure out what to watch next

25

24

901

MRW someone asks me who was in Saving Private Ryan

14

23

492

It isn't clever.

1

25

71