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This morning I picked up my Secret Santa's gift at the local post office. While handling the parcel over to me, the postal clerk warned me there was sand trickling down out of the box. Remembering that Anthrax would rather resemble white powder I recklessly accepted the consignment and took it home.
After having left a trail of sand from the post office to my place like Hansel and Gretel in the dark forrest I was surprised to still see sand trickling down.
Apparently sending a box of sand also raised the custom's attention. Here's the little bumper saying, that the German state has already had a little look. Thank you, Mother Merkel for taking care of me. However, given the weight of the parcel this must have been a pricy joke (if it is a joke) considering the shipping costs. Who and why on earth?
Bursting with curiosity I eventually opened the box. More sand. But also a letter.
"Hello from a poor Floridian who wanted to participate in Secret Santa! Unfortunately I wasn't able to put much in, but you get some coal in case you weren't too good this year! I know you like to travel, so hopefully one day you can reunite our sand with it other grain buddies! I work at dunkin donuts, so this year, your elf on the shelf will be popping out of a box of munchkins aka donut holes. Sorry for the poor gift, but I hope you like it! - Secret Santa - "
I haven't received Christmas presents in a while after being considered an adult. So finding myself with curiosity and smiling on this letter brought up some belated Christmas spirits I haven't had all December.
Mystery solved. Unfortunately a jar broke on his journey and released its content, sand, basically all the way from the US to Germany.
My Secret Santa was right. I love travelling, I do it as often as I can. My grandparents and parents have always encouraged me to do so, as they had been hindered to leave Poland (where they're from) during the Communist regime. From every journey I bring back a little bit of sand and shells (or rocks and dried plants). What a surprise to receive a thoughtful gift like that from a complete stranger. Maybe it's not uncommon to collect sand, but again having in mind the shipping costs to provide such gesture, the mere idea touched me.
But there was more:
Vegetable soap wrapped in a music box, ...
...An "Elf on the Shelf", ...
... Coal in case I have been naughty, which is far better than being punished by Santa's servant Ruprecht, who in German folklore would punish naughty children by putting them in his sack. :-) However, there was still the broken jar and one lovely idea I needed to preserve. ...
So I found an empty jar, gathered up all the sand and shells into it.
And that's how my Secret Santa's thoughtful gift will accompany me on my shelf throughout the year.
Remember the Elf on the Shelf?
I found him an airy spot in my place. :-) Elf-tax if you like.
barbwirelove
Just think, now you can tell people you own beach front property.
GRAWRRRG
you're gonna send a european palmer chocolate? really? the stuff is barely edible
dontgetallnineelevenaboutit
seemill
Sha Sha!
2fligh2high
Looks like he/she did well!
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halfax7
Awesome Idea Fellow Floridian. Sorry the glass broke.
WillDownvoteForDrinks
That coal looks yummy...
flavivsaetivs
Unlike the Coal they get from Merkel.
someguy7734206
He definitely should have packed the jar better (I didn't see any bubble wrap or anything like that), but it was an honest mistake, I guess.
Splosions
Plot twist: The jar was boxed up already shattered to simulate the "fun surprises" often found on the Florida beach
cosmicdisplay
I'm from Florida but currently living in Germany, so the sentiment in this gift really hit me. Very sweet! Now I'm homesick again, haha. :'(
WhyTryHarder
Where in Germany are you living? And for how long? Hope it's not your new surroundings making you feel that way.
NarwhalNarwhalSwimmingInTheOcean
Nice rack @Lurotemp
madethistocommenttomakesure
feine reiselektüre hast du da am regal!;)
Skulties1
I really loved this one too. Excellent post and excellent secret Santa. Happy New years from San diego everybody!
ImissLOST
I think this was my favorite Secret Santa story!
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Did onions come in the box? There's no other reason why there would be liquid in my eye.
AnnaKossua
No, there was a bit of dust in there, it's making my eyes all watery! Yep, dust; no other reason! ::weepy::
Trafalguy
nonamejanie
I can’t stop laughing Hahahaha woooooo this wins
tehaoer
This is a great secret santa gift. Really really great. Congrats to borh of you.
GahDuma
Did they even attempt to cushion the jar? Don't see any in the photo.
TheCarpetMatchesTheDrapes
Likely thought having it packed full would keep things from jolting around, didn't consider it being dropped. Moving house vs shipping.
undeaddevon11
To be honest I kinda think it's cooler that the jar leaked. Now there's a little bit of that sang all over. Idk that Just seems neat to me
undeaddevon11
Sand*
TheFastpaws
That was a really thoughtful gift. It kills me the jar of sand broke. :(
DrewBerg
But now you have glass shards in your sand. Just like the real Fort Lauderdale. This makes your gift more authentic.
Roehcai
As a long time (but ex) Floridian, this is true.
JoeTheMadScientist
Or maybe he has larger pieces of sand in his sand?
DrewBerg
AVeryLividBeing
That makes me both laugh and cry as a Floridian.
NotAHugeSpider
Me also.
Evmiiister
Hopefully the sand made it smooth now lol.
hyptosis
Lol I was thinking the same thing in the pictures with it all broken together and mixed up. "Wow, that's like, perfectly authentic!"
Redisia
@op
right about now?
skellington01
I love how this gift cost close to nothing but it's worth so much more. It's a story. "That jar on the shelf? That's from sand Florida!"
nonamejanie
Yes!!!
Lurotemp
Hehe Being a diligent German or course I have screened the sand :) but thanks for the description of Fort Lauderdale’s beach :)
hyptosis
It just means you now have a sampling of the beach from 70 years ago instead of today. :P
DrewBerg
Kein problem, mein kumpel
MetaVulture
I just have this image of them with tweezes. "Eins. Zwie. Drei. Feir. Funf..." as they go through each and every grain of sand to be sure.
kashmirjay
What a thoughtful gift. Pretty cool to think about the sand being scattered along the way. It's seen more of the world than I ever will!
AnnaKossua
'Jay, I thought the same thing. And w/grandparents unable to travel due to communism, the sand leaving traces along the way... the feels!
peachesforme
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
doucheCat
Sand, you say?
peachesforme
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
AlpacaBaroness
Elf on the elk?
Snarknado4
beat me to it +1
Iamthejabberwocky
It's no elk. It's Hirsch! A 14 Ender, noice! :)
jamesshore
Gott schütze die deutsche Raufasertapete.
toctheyoungest
ich will dir 500 upvotes mehr geben
jamesshore
Niemand hindert dich, dir noch 500 weitere Accounts zuzulegen ;-)
toctheyoungest
meine eigene Faulheit schon...
burrelstrnf
An American would never thank the government for investigating their mail haha, even if it were anthrax
nonamejanie
Hahahaha yes
ILogInToUpvote
"Keep government hands off my anthrax!"
kewnoe
"Thanks for checking there's no drugs in there". I once send whole chocolate egg (finnish) to friend in Macedonia. They had cut it open! :(
kewnoe
Which was poopy, since it's the type of chocolate egg they make by pouring chocolate inside real, empty (and clean) eggshell.
GRAWRRRG
pretty OP was making a joke
libaf
The us government would never admit to checking a citizen's mail, though. Even if it was anthrax. :P
nonamejanie
Hahahaha truth
Straycat43
MeMyselfandyourCat
YouThinkThatsBad
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
What are you gonna do to my cat... Your username has me a little worried and curious...
tehaoer
IZ42
For some reason I both love and am stressed by this gif. Poor kitty.
usernumberseven
Guter Junge. Alle beide. +1
himmelskye7
Echt tolle geschichte :-)
goxpal350
Don’t know what he said but he gave it a +1 and so am I.
SmolTenk
"good boy, both of you"
Davemoon
Super Geschenk. Es muss nich viel kosten, sondern nur persönlich sein. +1
chopperupperguy
SCHMETTERLING
NoLuckCatchingThemSwansThen
Zudem hat er viele Zeit verbracht, und das macht es ja noch besser.
Neerpus
Genau +1
Djpowerline
Wife and I have a tradition when we travel. We drink Jones soda then fill them with the ocean water and beach sand. Writing time and date.
kisselFL
I used to do that, then the lids rusted out after 5 years. Smelled like rotten fish.
IridescentLotus
Maybe wax seal?
buttpunch13
Germany customs is no joke. Mine took a week to get through. PS that was the worst packing job I have ever seen. no wonder it broke.
JeezusJuice
I love this one. Shame about the jar; at least a lot of sand made it to you. It turns out that bubble wrap is for more than stress relief.
JohnMagneTrane
It is? But noone uses it to other stuff, do they?
Tornadotaco
silentwolf1999
Im perturbed theirs no bubble wrap or brown paper cushioning
BubblesSayingDecent
Yeah my first reaction was no wonder it smashed if it was sent like that
ilyem46
I bubble wrapped my gifts, I'm still worried they broke. He gets it today though so hopefully he'll find they are in tact
JohnMagneTrane
So... politely broken if broken? ;) (in tact)
Dramin
As someone who works in shipping I find it interesting that some people take packing for granted.
LooseyGooseyBrett
They shouldhave marked the box Frageelay
BlueKarat
Is that some kind of tea?
IsDisassembled
Must be Italian.
gnarlyfartz
Yeah but it's going to Germany not Italy.
djknetic
Zerbrechlich!