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110020 pts · November 19, 2013


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I just don't understand why this would be a thing

Points 33
Comments 25
Views 117

Undergrads was an underrated show

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 466

How does one prepare their anus?

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 436

MRW I open the oven and get a blast of hot air in my face that melts my mascara just enough to make my eyelashes stick together

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 50967

I have questions

Points 33
Comments 16
Views 2037

I want someone to look at me the way Raven looks at Aqualad

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 4357

Breathtakingly beautiful barely-born bitty baby bunny bunch

Points 80
Comments 8
Views 5479

I need a drink.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 103

Working at home be like

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 22

I think this is my new favourite reaction png

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 311

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Points 756
Comments 52
Views 59973

Canada has two seasons - Winter and Construction.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 34

A dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest.

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 111

Is it just me...

Points 58
Comments 9
Views 2255

This is mesmerizing...

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 345

Say hi to Amy!

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 126

I found out what Santa does during the off-season.

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 111

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Points 19
Comments 5
Views 13246

Who you?

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 64

Of sorts

Points 0
Comments 14
Views 149

Today I am a mermaid. Happy Halloween!

Points 36
Comments 56
Views 1030

They just keep getting better each year.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 150

MFW I see this

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 9

I should point out that I don't menstruate, so this is a rather novel, if embarrassing, experience.

Points 25
Comments 23
Views 134

This is one primate that's not monkeying around.

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 434

"This isn't the dog park..."

Points 102
Comments 5
Views 104

MRW I learn that Candy Crush has 2,060 levels

Points 40
Comments 6
Views 283

Here, have some dancing Simpsons gifs

Points 13
Comments 0
Views 511

"You're going to regret this."

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 101

Today is my Birthday, so I thought I might like to share this lovely PSA

Points 1296
Comments 75
Views 7556

This has probably been asked already but here goes...

Points 6
Comments 18
Views 70

My partner and I found this on the back of our receipt at a restaurant last week.

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 91

Why some Pokedex entries are so ridiculous

Points 162
Comments 5
Views 9716

Wait, does this mean I'M going to have a....oh dear.

Points 2
Comments 5
Views 588

MRW I see something awesome for sale, but can't afford it

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 97

And you wound up weighing as much as a duck

Points -3
Comments 21
Views 102

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Points 5
Comments 1
Views 338

MRW everything in usersub is being upvoted

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 374

Just a little collection of SHAME

Points 33
Comments 12
Views 848

10 Years is a long time to be single

Points 13
Comments 23
Views 126

Babies are terrifying

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 5637

MFW I post a comment and someone replies and references a bunch of sports teams and terminology I've never heard of

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 537

A little reminder for those of us who can't remember that stupid song

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 274

TIL about Senhor Testiculo aka Mr. Balls

Points 28
Comments 12
Views 841

Last night was a rollercoaster

Points 1429
Comments 211
Views 40322

TFW you're no longer The Doctor

Points 211
Comments 9
Views 245

I'm not gonna say it

Points 134
Comments 17
Views 4475

As a Canadian...

Points 184
Comments 35
Views 475

Instead of posting selfies as submissions, you should just add them to the comments below.

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 198

Boing!

Points 84
Comments 8
Views 324

On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister...

Points 225
Comments 12
Views 2148

MRW someone on a dating site asks me to a threesome with their SO

Points 35
Comments 13
Views 7074

A joke 8 years in the making

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 887

Merry Christmas!

Points 33
Comments 12
Views 97

It's a nice perk

Points 2178
Comments 81
Views 5926

Happy - Wait what? Oh Fred...

Points 123
Comments 7
Views 3129

Possibly both

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 54

Just remember kids...

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 97

This is the face of pure evil

Points 2617
Comments 41
Views 7479

Today is my birthday. This pretty much sums up my adult life.

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 137
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