colonelpanic42
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IDontLetMyKidsEatSugar
You shall not shag with your grandma people.
annonymouse211
#18 wtf......?? Was that a real formerly-alive human or a prop??
wlfman
the "eat what my mom made" line would so work on me
TomBrokaw
sssstephen
Diofant
#20
Logoth
You still get the whole -1 though!
GregKeen
Angella is a boss.
SquidShadeyWadey
So umm what's the sauce to that casting couch meme... uhh-uhhhhh for r-research
robertsonofpaul
https://www.xvideos.com/video14085379/fine_ass_redhead_sheehan_auditions_for_backroom_casting_couch
Mccanimal101
Doin God's work. Thank you fellow scientist lol
Azrael715
#10
CristianCornea
This was probably the most un-funny dump I've ever seen.
siannybach
Awakakawaward
brianthefly
Came looking for this +1
realair
I'm sick of your shit
SaintInky
#1 is Disney's Rita Repulsa?
kaleber
I don't get the beauty and beast one
kaleber
I hate getting down votes for not knowing something
Ichose2
I think he dies or stays a beast if he doesn't find true love before the last petal drops, it's been years, he's running out of time, then
Ichose2
she comes along and shreds it in under a minute (according to the toy)
ZebraCockSandwich
if the last petal falls off the rose beast stays a beast forever. in the toy shes picking off the petals for 'loves me loves me not"
kaleber
Oh! She's picking them off! I need better glasses
ZebraCockSandwich
lol XD
imagoa
Well, let me go into detail here a bit. The rose as a symbol of love in certain societies bears a strong metaphorical power which is used 1/
imagoa
in "Beauty and the Beast" in a somewhat clever and unexpected way. Symbolizing not only love for another person as is seen usually but 2/
imagoa
the love for life in general. Which makes the message so much more powerful. As to answer your question about the picture, as you can see 3/
ImgurCelebrity
This has not been well-received
imagoa
Google it.
DogsAndMemesAreMyTwoFavoriteThings
Loooool
elchicotemidodelvecindarioatacadenuevo
The last one was gold +1
snekthedangernoodle
@qeyo
Fumoufu
Best casting couch chick
FartBoner69
I must have 6 cameras on me at all times if this is true
ZombieZooZombieZoo
#16 "no thanks, I don't like roast beef"
NicomoCosca
Classic white dad
herpopottomas
Ahhh. Men!
Ds2k7
So what was buzzing
Luminade
Don't ever talk to me again. When I get home you better be packed up and leaving
Zachakx
Probably someone who found out how easy it is to fake texts.
yourCleverUsername10
You can text yourself and delete one side
IAmTheBadW01f
Probably their phones
SanKa13
What the deal with bee movie memes?
goodisunpopular
#4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg You're welcome.
thesnackthatsmilesback0
Dude every quote ends with "OH MYYYYY"
moreaujr
Hey, I have that #25 couch
potatocaat
RepostingMashGifsWithCleverTitles
#7 He is a Liverpool fan..
PookyButt
"the crowd groaned because it was inappropriate" where do you live?
Assfullofbread
In imagination land
GregKeen
Somewhere everyone is heartily sick of fucking hecklers.
ImgurCelebrity
I misread that as "hecking fuckers"
espressoandpostrock
Is there nobody else to fuck?
Nitrobskt
So pretty much every hole in the wall comedy club in America?
GregKeen
Every comedy club everywhere where the whole crowd isn't Friday night drunk.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
As a whole they need to step up their game if the whole crowd isn't drunk.
Vectorman2
In the land of made up stories and scripted comedy events
TubaBandito
Yeah, even for a joke he'd now have her number. This is a bad premise.
rshini
it's easy to block a number, and he probably wouldn't keep it after getting publicly humiliated like that.
RuinedChildHood
carltonsalad
awakward
horkuspronkus
username checks out
ToxicNickname
I was eating out my grandma the other day, and then my relatives came in the room. Really made the funeral awkward
nodicefl
Awakward
UpvoteFairy3001
This happened at my old job (nursing home) a woman had dementia really bad and her son was having sex with her telling her he was herhusband
kowarewootNagisa
not like this... not like this
PizzaSlutForever
I feel kinda awkward upvoting this ... like, I'm giving it my seal of approval or something ... oh well, take it! +1
PritzIlPalazzo
AccioBatarang
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
"I'll take Things that are seriously wrong with what was just said' for $500, Alex."
UpvoteFairy3001
I mean, he was OBVIOUSLY arrested. But thankfully she didnt remember it. Poor woman. It was fucked up being belief.
UpvoteFairy3001
Beyond*
dontcallmeplath
................. o k .
blackbenetavo
nodicefl
Molvanian
Anti-thunderstorms are making it into my next D&D game.
Arimakura
They're going in my next short story
Rheios
I was just thinking the same exact thing.
horblepunfest
can I play?
RynoFlametongue
RIGHT?!
Urrurrual
same
GrimDarkRealities
I literally saved this in my folder for ideas for such, but I am doing atomic road right now, so not usable just yet...
DrTacticalKeyboard
same
apensatori1
Darknesstorms
Arvandor
I was also thinking the high pitched peals should come *before* the flash of darkness. Starts out at the edge of hearing then screeeeEEEE1/2
Scyxurz
Read that as "high pitched squeals."
Arvandor
and at the flash, nothing. Complete silence, like that muffled effect you get after a deep snow, only moreso at the same moment as the flash
inmat
it sounds almost beautiful
MrAwful
The screech should come after so there are those few seconds of anticipation after the flash where you KNOW it's coming and can only wait.
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
and an enemy who can only move when the darkening (anti-lightning) flashes
TripleDubZ
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Arimakura
The Darkening
deviantchuckles
Thing from 'lights out'?
MrRandom314159
I think the standard design is to have them be tall, lanky, and chalk white skin.
pilomotor
Shouldn't it be darkning? We don't call it lightening, after all.
Rhynn
So, Weeping Angels?
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
Or some form of shadow fiend perhaps? And maybe it has to cling to the statues to survive in the light?
PinkyandtheBane
Don't you hate it when your D&D ideas already exist. I came up with this huge campaign that pretty much ended up being season 7 of TWD.
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
pretty much yeah but let's be more original
axionzetaone
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/constructs/pendula/
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
Maybe not move then. How bout they only exist when the darkness flashes.
littleghostprince
Honestly an enemy I wanted to implement playing WoD -- a light-based enemy, visible only in the dark.
SgtCookie111
Hellcats from D&D 3.5. They're invisible in light but in darkness, they're glowing.
JohnVaddic19
Dot
PokemSleepGod
Drow!
Gorillionare
Same. If I knew how to play...or had friends who'd be interested...or had any friends at all.
SourK
There's an imgur plays d&d group where they play weekly and shift players around. I found my group on reddit. Just gotta get out there.
TinySnek
Know any good places to play it online? I want to play as a warforged sentient shield. Yes, a literal shield. No, I don't know why.
Molvanian
Roll20.net There's a host of gaming groups on various online chat services, but roll20 handles the actual online gaming aspect.
TheHeroOfKavatch
The storms of chaos bare no logic nor need. they simply exist.
kadaeux
*Scribbles it down* Currently GMing a new game involving necromancy. It's a perfect touch.
AdogeKitler
So I haven't seen the movie so could someone explain #3
Heysuckmybatarang
She picking the petals off his rose, saying "he loves me, he loves me not." Which never happened and wouldn't ever happen lol
wiggidywack
It's interesting because if the beast learns to love and be loved before the last petal falls, then the spell will be broken. But, if he (1)
wiggidywack
Fails, he will remain a beast. So Belle picking the petals saying "he loves me, he loves me not" does still fit the narrative. (2)
PamelaSplooshPoovey
You should really watch the movie
AdogeKitler
Cartoon or live action? Never seen either of them
PamelaSplooshPoovey
The animation is the original and far superior to the live action. I guess the LA would be ok if you had nothing to compare it to
goodisunpopular
The rose shes plucking is an enchanted rose that acts as a countdown for how long Beast has to break his curse. Last petal falls = Game Over
twiggysticks
The beast remains a beast forever if the last petal falls
ashmenon
Wait, you haven't seen the original cartoon movie either?
AdogeKitler
I'm afraid not
ashmenon
Oh boy, you're in for a treat. It's amazing, you'll love it :D
ScroatyMcUsernameBalls
Source for the casting couch scene?
Ayyylmeow
It's just a completely formal interview why do you wanna see it
wraith318
Sheehan apparently. You obviously know the couch already.
Hartvign
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Roshiro
Whats dat from?
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lurkingcabbage
seconded
Shirtless
dont objectify tits
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PenguinsAreOkayIguess
rudejohn
He is Risen!
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ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
*Shitty Christmas
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Dot
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
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TheRealRhodry
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