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DarthFeenik
pancreas
#10 is the best thing I've seen in a while. Lost my shit
iamthisguy247
But in all seriousness, that dude needs to get out of my shed.
derryck
what are you supposed to do with the chives in the gordon ramsay recipe?
EducatedKitten
Ah, good, more blind blame of Common Core for US education woes. Because it's not a complicated issue with multiple facets. Not at all.
AnotherWeirD1
Exactly! Cause it's not like local school boards and state-level education cuts have anything to do with it...
dassemultor
"[Corny algebra and chemistry jokes]", "Oh golly gosh galumpers, where do all these smooth talkers come from? My pussy faintly quivers!"
TheRoyalViking
Uh oh Spaghetti O's!
TheDepartmentOfMilitarySciences
"9/11 was an inside job bird compass f bubble"
tuxedobob
Because before common core schools covered doing taxes?
TallDude
#1 I hate that bullshit. I learned a lot, and it isn't up to the school to teach you how to manage a mortgage or the like.
TheMilkiestManFromTheMilkiestLand
The first picture actually helped me in a test today, thanks imgur!
TheOldManFromSceneTwentyFour
This sentence is false.
pancreas
Halloween part 2 is the greatest fucking idea since sliced huma-I mean bread. sliced bread.
TrappedInTheLocker
Meh
stalewaffles
Highabove
With all the allahu akbahr posts i think this guy's a terrorist
wolves63
I had to scroll to the top to check the username.
EyesLikeTheSky
This still bugs me, especially since my job is 100 based on mitochondria. Mitochondria ARE the power house of the cell. It's plural.
HelpMeUnderstand
Welp God of War number still real
Bombastik
When life gives you lemon http://imgur.com/yi7Ojv4
buttcreambandit
FieryFarts
The groot number is a lie!
Bojovnik84
Ok. Need info on the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer joke. Is that person coming in for a landing or is the blond body slamming a MF?
schlabbalappen
looks like she threw her away?
radioFREEmadras
Yes.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Doesn't matter, Russia
NitrateFree
I still don't get the one with all the apps...
Phenomeno
It says "9/11 was an inside job"
mjhelsley
Read the logos of the apps...911 was an inside job
FranFromTheNanny
911 was an inside job
FishSausages
"I'm a professional with sound." Everything is above zero. No, you're not.
BexGH
I've seen this post about seven times in the past month. How do you do the thing in the picture, I'm super confused.
DiggerPlease
Slight tweak in treble and bass plus volume much sound engineering
Camelspotting
Still works the same, just slightly louder.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
is the god be with you a real thing or just something tumblr bullshits
Famously
Somebody answer the damn question. Are nuns CIA or FBI.
PolaroidPuffin
Dad, I'm not feeling sleepy yet. Could you tell me, A BEDTIME PARADOX!?
TrappedInTheLocker
People were saying mitochondria is the powerhouse before common core...and nobody taught me about taxes either.
Camelspotting
Learn2google
RuthlessRuben
I'm a teacher, and a kid tried that on me last year. I looked at him and went "Andy. This is a business school, they literally teach (1/2)
RuthlessRuben
you taxes in math class." He looked at me like I just turned into a unicorn... (2/2)
PaintedSlate
A common core sequence would give you what you need to pay your taxes, but mostly you'd have a more complete rationale for hating tax code.
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
It's almost like a complicated system that is best left to hired professionals.
MegaSwampertSkippedLegDay
Those "hired professionals" are pretty much the only reason taxes are complicated
spaghettiThunderbolt
It's like people try to rationalize hatred of Common Core using examples like that.
traildigger15
If you mess with the equalizer settings, it's because your headphones are crap. Get a good set and listen to it the way it's supposed to be
DiggerPlease
Some people prefer more bass or treble, it's not a crime
DiggerPlease
And besides not all songs are perfectly mixed or mastered and also may sound different on varying devices and file formats so eq can work
FinklesteinShitKid
So...about the Roman ordering the drinks, I don't get it.
susanbaxter
Same and not a single answer down here. I really wanna know.
BarBellesAU
Roman numerals, holding your two fingers up will most likely make a V shape = 5 in Roman numerals.
DiggerPlease
I know- no one seems to know